PREVIOUSLY ON:

 

Some superstars were preparing themselves, some of them were chatting, and some others just sit quietly trying to be focused for their upcoming match.

 

Daniel walked fast into the changing room and slammed the door shut, drawing attention to some superstars nearby.

His voice could be heard shortly, like arguing to someone.
"YOU PROMISED!....SON OF A....!!!...."

The shouting attract more curiosity. Some began to trading eye one another, wondering what's happening in there.

"YOU SHOULD NEVER RE-APPEAR!!!...EVER!!!"

The shouts in the changing room were spiking up and suddenly a steel chair thrown out through the door, breaking them completely.

Daniel then walked out furious with his bag on his shoulder and the Destroyer's mask in his hand, leaving the area.
The crowd who were petrified of what just happened began to murmuring: What the hell...?

Camera faded out.

Leila opens the door and Daniel is standing in front of her.

Leila: "Daniel? What can I do for you?"

He looks unease and hesitant.

After a few seconds, he answers her.

 

Daniel: "Could you keep this from me?"

He thrusts his hand and giving Leila The Destroyer's mask.

Leila looks at the mask and Daniel in confusion.

 

Leila: "Ummm...why should I keep this from you?"

Daniel: "So it won't bother me any longer."

 

Leila could clearly see that Daniel is holding his anger.

Leila: "Okay...I'll keep it for you..."

 

She took the mask from his hand carefully.

 

Leila: "So it won't bother you anymore...okay?"

Daniel exhales in relief.

 

Daniel: "Thank you so much."

Leila:  (politely) "Anything else?"

Daniel shakes his head slowly.

Leila: "Alright then, have a great match tonight!"

 

She smiles and waves as Daniel nods and make his leave.

She closes the door and look at the mask.

 

Leila: "Too many weirdos in this fed..."

She's chuckling to herself then perks as she hears two voices speaking outside that she needs to see.

 

 

Leila Blake stands outside her office as Black Saber and Damian Blackheart walk by.

 

 

Leila: Ah, perfect. I was hoping I would run into you both. Black Sable, Damian, I'm sorry but I need two spots in the Forest Gauntlet and I figured you two were so understanding. Don't worry, you're still fighting tonight, but just not in the Gauntlet. Sorry, I'll make it up to you.

 

Damian: To be successful in business Leila, one must learn to keep one's promises... nevertheless, I remain under your employ, and will do as you wish.

 

Leila: Good. Thank you, Damian.

 

Leila starts to close the door as Damian and Black Saber look at each other. Black Saber has an urge to respond with violence but decides better of it and walks away. 

 

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Fireworks go off in Ford Field as the theme song Editors "Heart Attack" plays and the crowd goes wild. Sitting at their desks are Colin McRae and Bianca Diaz.

 

 

Colin: HELLO HELLO HELLO!!! AND Welcome to Ford Field, home of the Detroit Lions, the only place big enough in Michigan without being cold as hell to host a Four Cell Extravaganza known as the Four Chambers Match! I am Colin McRae.

 

Bianca: And I'm Bianca Diaz. And we've got a hell of a card today. Yesterday's broadcast ended with an ominous introduction to the world-renowned group Radio Silence. They aren't scheduled to be here today, but that hasn't stopped this chaotic cotillion from wreaking havoc on other matches wherever they are found. 

 

Colin: But let's talk about what we do know. We know that Morgan Maverick is finally seeking retribution against her former boss in an Iron Person Match. We know that Black Saber and Damian Blackheart were pulled away from the Gauntlet for some important people? Leila is really taking advantage of those two, it was bad enough that Damian was beaten by Banana Ben yesterday. We know that two separate Aces are seeking titles today, Anarchy against JP Spears and JCM against Donna Matrix, and that both Aces are going into their opponent's home turf, whether it be football field or dungeon. We know that Wonderwolf is seeking to unseat Faith, and Heroes de la Calle are hoping that some space from La Sangre Maldita will give them more of a fighting chance, particularly after yesterday's absolute shellacking. 

 

Bianca: Was that a Tortuga pun?

 

Colin: Maybe.

 

Bianca: And perhaps most importantly, we know that today 15 people are going to try to unseat Schmetterling and make good on their victories from our inaugural MAWL Madness episode. Let's take a quick breakdown on this whole deal. There are four chambers that will be covered in cell, with four consecutive elimination matches happening. The winner of each cell then has one final task to eliminate each other in a falls count anywhere scenario.

 

Colin: In the cell with Schmetterling himself are Sombras, P. Diddy, and Danielle Fishel, which is a lineup in all my years I never thought I'd call. Our second lineup is Moon, Mal Sangre, Rade, and Daniel. Moon was able to outlast Rade in a bloodstar match and seems to be capable of handling himself against bigger folk, so his chances are bigger than I first thought. Then we got SM Heartbreaker, Gozu, Tank Vanguard, and Ragnarrr in Chamber three, I would have put Gozu as my choice for that in the beginning but Heartbreaker shocking us all with a statement win against Schmetterling last night means that anything is possible. I hope Ragnarrr's leg is in good condition though, he and Thor absolutely brutalized each other yesterday and getting your leg stuck in a ladder is no joke. And finally in Chamber four Kid Kross and Sarah Sharp have to contend with two absolute ring icons in Goldberg and Maki Itoh, so who really knows what is going to happen? Itoh replaced Rossi last minute whose luck with travel seems to be worsening rather than improving. I just know I wouldn't want to be stuck in that. 

 

Bianca: Agreed! Our first match is about to kick off, but beforehand let's hear from one of our competitors who's about to give others a taste of wood.

 

Colin: Phrasing.

 

 

WildFire is sitting backstage swiping through his cellphone.

 

WildFire: Hmm let me see... Maximum Awesome Wrestling Legacy ....hmmm ....??? MMM MAWL ?? Ok MAWL ... match card for February something.....mmm...

FOUR CHAMBERS MATCH FOR THE MANIA TITLE
CHAMBER 1
CHAMPION Schmetterling vs Sombras vs P. Diddy vs Danielle Fishel
CHAMBER 2
Moon vs Mal Sangre vs Rade vs Daniel
CHAMBER 3
Ragnarrr vs Gozu vs SM Heartbreaker vs Tank VanGuard
CHAMBER 4
Kid Kross vs Goldberg vs Maki Itoh vs Spearhead Sarah Sharp

ASYLUM TITLE MATCH
CHAMPION Faith vs Wonderwolf

TAG TITLE MATCH
CHAMPIONS High Risk (Dangerous Johnny Dagger and Reckless Razi Shah) vs Zora Luthor International (Kalpana and Imogen)

EURASIAN TITLE MATCH
CHAMPION Zodiac Zac (w/CN Starz) vs Blood Drawn

DUNGEON MATCH FOR THE UNITED STATES TITLE
CHAMPION Donna Matrix vs JCM Ace

INFERNO TITLE MATCH
CHAMPION JP Spears vs Ace Anarchy

FATAL FOUR CORNERS MATCH FOR THE TRIOS TITLE
CHAMPIONS SugarKoma vs Kruel vs Victor Kingston and Animalities vs Capybara and Los Heroes de la Calles

IRON PERSON MATCH
Morgan Maverick vs Zora Luthor

FOREST GAUNTLET - WINNER WILL BE FIRST CONTENDER FOR MANIA TITLE AT SPRING STING
All Star Eric Verne - Anna Konda - Brian Storm - Cam E. Leon - Cassandra Cash - Chantarelle Bouchard - Chef Nobi - Crash Course Craig Convery - Dinah Soar - Hazel Clarke - Hoy Sumer - Iris Correa - James D - Lucie "Tiger" Rossi - Lynx - Neon Juan Guyverno - Neonyx Notorio - Question Mark Vraag - Soldat - Tamara Rivers - Thor - Tragedeigh - WildFire - Yuri Jalin - Possible Surprises

A local fight
Pre-Show Matches TBD


WildFire : Wow, I don't know any of these people, I have no idea ....whats a FOREST GUANTLET MATCH? Do they like plant giant trees in the ring and we fight them? Do the trees fight back? Do they use little baby trees or do they bring in giant redwoods? Should we be afraid of splinters? I can bring fire... Fire good.

WildFire holds out his right hand and a ball of fire appears in it before he twists his hand and it disappears

WildFire : Ok ...I guess i better work on my promo.
WildFire : "oooooKKkkk all my opponents in " Counts the fingers on his right hand ..." 5 words or less"

"All Star Eric Verne ... is he related to Verne Gagne?"
"Anna Konda ... Snakey "
"Brian Storm ... be cooler if his name was Brain Storm, very supervilliany"
"Cam E. Leon ... Go Street Fighter Go !!!"
"Cassandra Cash ... sounds like an expensive date"
"Chantarelle Bouchard ... Sounds like a French Canadian Perfume... or a high end Maple Syrup...."
"Chef Nobi ... A Panaderen Chef"
"Crash Course Craig .. A very bad race car driver"
"Lucie "Tiger"Rossi, hmm the new mascot for frosted flakes?"
"Neo Juan Guyverno : Someones who's clothes are too bright, unlike his IQ... hmmm that one was a little mean..... lets just pretend we never said that..."

WildFire turns and looks at the camera puting his right pointer finger up to his face

 

Wildfire: Shhhhh.... DON"T TELL ANYONE .... IT"S OUR LITTLE SECRET !

WildFire turns back to his cellphone 

 

WildFire: Anyway ...
"Question Mark Vraag : A very punny supero heroe from Viltramar"
"Soldat .... isn't that ....ok let's not go there....but dude c'mon.....ok no...."
"Tamara Rivers .... which of the Seven Kingdoms is she from ... I will have to look it up"
"Thor ... not very historically accurate... not enough of a (BLEEP), no seriously look it up Thor was an (Bleep) with Red Hair"
"Tragedeigh . Bad word thingy for Sadness hope he is not some kind of mime or theater major"
"Yuri Jalin... You R In Jail? You RI JA LIN... Am I missing Something? That's like just their name right? I feel like there should me a pun in there somewhere"
"WildFire : ??? What's A WILDFIRE? A burny ouchie thing like OWWW FIRE ....and .... Hmmm he is probably a jerk anyway..."
"POSSIBLE SURPRISES : I don't know WHO that is, but .... Is it Cookies? Cookies are Good"

WildFire looks at the camera and makes a shooing gesture.

 

WildFire: Anyway all done now, boring me, go away, bye.

Camera pans and walks down the hallway to Dangerous Johnny Dagger, who is talking to Cristel Bassano.

 

 

Cristel: Johnny Dagger! Defending the tag titles tonight with Razi against her former enemy, how do you feel going into this match?

 

DJD: Ya know, Luthor and her band of miscreants definitely aren't going to make life easy, I make no bones about that, but we got an edge over them because we can actually fight at the end of the day and we're not here to backstab each other or throw each other under the bus to get ahead. They say there's honor among thieves, there's no honor among thieves. Look back at the W2, Zora squashed her own teammate to get ahead, like it wasn't a fair fight because they don't know how to operate in that sphere. And when you rely on a bag of tricks, your skills entropy. But Razi and me, we're out here training, getting on the same page, and keeping ourselves sharp because if you can cut off the nonsense, you're left with who's actually...

 

A figure in black wearing a plague doctor mask (Damian Blackheart) appears in the frame.

 

 

Johnny starts to get distracted but tries to come back.

 

Johnny: ...focused on the match. You're seein' this, right?

 

Cristel: So has that training why you haven't been on Madness?

 

Johnny: Yeah, ya know, gettin' your head right to be able to fend off the distractions they cause, had to go do some peace work. I'm excited to be part of the Madness universe and defend our belts but first I just gotta keep my eye on...on..

 

Johnny loses focus as the figure (Damian Blackheart) strolls past and tips his hat in his direction. With the ability to finish the promo seemingly gone, Johnny shakes his head.

 

Johnny: Who the hell was that?

 

Johnny walks off, confused, as Cristel shrugs.

 

 

Colin: Wildfire kinda reminds me of that opening for the VMAs Chris Rock did many years back.

 

Bianca: Oh yeah where he insulted Destiny's Child and everyone else and then they all rushed the stage and beat his ass.

 

Colin: WildFire's only saving grace here is that a gauntlet is one person at a time, but even that surely won't be enough as I'm sure everyone's got it out for him now.

 

Bianca: Well, I guess we're about to find out. For the first time in our huge event, let's take it down to Ash Greaves to get us rolling. Ash?

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a 60-person Tables Gauntlet Match! The way to eliminate your opponent is to put them through a table! The winner will be the final one standing and will go on to challenge for the Mania Title at Spring Sting!

 

 

Cam E. Leon emerges from the crowd. His standard entrance features green lights pulsing in time with RJ Pasin "Full Moon 2.0". The video on his titantron is a chaotic mess of poorly animated, multi-colored lizards flipping across a plain purple background.

He sprints to the ring, waving his hands up and down to lift the crowd’s emotions. Clapping his hands above his head, he plays into the crowd’s reaction, his energy infectious. He laughs at his opponent as if he has fooled them in some way—though, in reality, he has done nothing of the sort.

 

 

Ash: First! Who knows where he's from and who knows where he's going, we do know he weighs 190 pounds, CAM E. LEON!

 

The arena goes black and the crowd gets hushed. For a moment nothing happens. Then, unexpectedly, the Titantron goes white and the word "Wildfire" appears. Cam E. Leon is out of the ring.

 

A voice over the Titantron says, "Better than the Best!!! 12 out of 10!!! 8 stars out of 5!!! Simply the Greatest EVERRR!!!" WildFire charges out of the crowd sliding into the ring. WildFire kneels in the center of the ring both arms raised. Fireworks Explode from the 4 ring posts as "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister plays. Unbeknownst to anyone, Cam is back in the ring with a table all set and ready to go.

 

 

Ash: And the man who drew #2! From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, WILDFIRE!

 

The bell rings.

 

Bianca: Cam E. Leon wasting no time! TAKES WILDFIRE INTO A SPANISH FLY THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Wildfire is eliminated by Cam E. Leon!

 

 

Colin: Well, he's not gonna get much of a chance to God Mode these people, I guess he can go back to playing on his phone. Who've we got for number 3?

 

Deorro feat. Elvis Crespo "Bailar" plays as Neon Juan Guyverno comes out gyrating at the audience. (Entrant #3)

 

 

Bianca: Neon Juan grabs a table and sets it up, into the ring and Cam hurricanranas Neon right back through the table! In and out like a burger! 

 

Colin: Oh man, I could use an In N Out, shame we won't be in California until at least October. 

 

Neon Juan Guyverno is eliminated by Cam E. Leon!

 

 

Bianca: Ironic... Chameleons typically hide from predators but Cam is definitely reading as an Apex right about now. Well, here's #4.

 

Alter Bridge "White Knuckles" plays as James D struts out. (Entrant #4)

 

 

Colin: James D brings the table into the ring and sets it up in the corner. Cam charges James and James sidesteps, bulldogs him through the table! This is moving much quicker already than I thought it would!

 

Cam E. Leon is eliminated by James D!

 

 

Bianca: Quick and aggressive is how this is going! James goes to grab a table as the next person comes out.

 

Arctic Monkeys "Brianstorm" plays as Brian Storm runs out. (Entrant #5)

 

 

Colin: Brian chooses violence instead of immediacy, locks D up in a spin, going for a Perfect Storm! And Storm with a fist drop. Picks up James trying to pull him into a lariat and James reverses into a neckbreaker! James nails Brian with a T-Bone! Setting a table up, Storm charging at D and D back body drop! Just misses a table. Storm rolls out of the ring, under the apron, finding a chair.

 

Bianca: Storm springboard chair shot to James D! And following that up with a knee shot. James D rolling back a bit and hits Storm with a German Suplex! James goes up and top rope elbow to Storm. Storm with the arm drag to James. James responds with a float over DDT. Rolls out of the ring to get a table, Storm taking a charge and suicide dive! NO! JAMES CATCHES HIM AND ARM WHIP ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER TABLE! No cracks so Storm is still in. Storm smashes James's head on the Spanish Announcer's table. Drags James onto the table, throwing fists and PERFECT STORM! JAMES D GOES THROUGH!

 

James D is eliminated by Brian Storm!

 

 

Colin: What an Interesting end for James D in this match! 

 

Bianca: James frustrated as he walks to the back but we're gonna keep this running along.

 

The Primitives "Crash" plays as Crash Course Craig Convery runs out. (Entrant #6) 

 

 

Colin: Crash runs in and suicide dives right back out! BRIAN BASEBALL SMASHES HIM WITH THE TABLE BUT THE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK. Crash has a look on his face that I think I would run and Craig judo flips Brian onto the steel steps! Brian rolls off and quick jabs. Craig takes the table and breaks it over Brian's head! That counts! Brian is out.

 

Brian Storm is eliminated by Crash Course Craig Convery!

 

 

Bianca: And Brian got an elimination in before being sent away, but let's see who Craig has to deal with next.

 

The lights go yellow and green in strobe as Go! Team "Junior Kickstart" plays. Hazel Clarke runs out high fiving the crowd as she makes her to the ring. (Entrant #7)

 

 

Colin: Clarke won the six-person match yesterday, and she's here to make her claim. 

 

Bianca: Convery with a stiff punch to push back that claim and follows up with a headbutt. C4 Spike to Hazel! Hazel to her feet and faces a Head-On Collision! Powerslam! Seems it's a bit of a backwards way to go about it, but okay. Hazel trying to throw fists and punch him off. He takes that and arm drag in response! And she hurricanranas him back. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a table...HAZEL TRIES TO DIVE AND CONVERY HOLDS THE TABLE, HAZEL CRASHES THROUGH IT AND SHE'S DONE!

 

Hazel Clarke is eliminated by Crash Course Craig Convery!

 

 

Colin: And it's not gonna be a repeat for Clarke. So let's keep it running.

 

Trashmen "Surfin Bird" plays as Pen Gwen flaps out. (Entrant #8)

 

 

Colin: Pen Gwen, one half of Flightless, the half that's actually flightless, out here trying to make a solo name for herself against Craig Convery. She charges Convery and Convery trips her. Convery with some quick punches. Convery tries to get a table but Pen catches him out with a punch. Convery hits her with a belly to belly. Convery off the ropes for a splash and Pen gets the boot up! Crash picks her up and tosses her with a release suplex in response. That's a rough landing. 

 

Bianca: Convery charges and Head On! Sending Pen to the apron. Trying to punch her off. She jumps off on her accord and grabs a table. She smacks Convery with the top of it to back him away and sets it up. He jumps over the table and into her boot! Craig hooks the boot and trap suplex! Pen goes to charge him and he gets her up. C4 INTO THE TABLE! Bird is not the Word!

 

Pen Gwen has been eliminated by Crash Course Craig Convery!

 

 

Bianca: I didn't honestly think she was going to win, so this doesn't shock me.

 

Colin: Brian and James still hold the longest time between eliminations and it isn't that long. 

 

Bianca: Who's next?

 

Judas Priest "Painkiller" plays as Doomsayer Pistol enters the match. (Entrant #9)

 

 

Colin: A new challenger appears! This is apparently one half of the tag team Doomsayers. Convery already with a corkscrew splash to get the match moving. And Pistol quick on his feet, rebounding on the ropes and a Springboard Cutter! He calls that the Death's Kiss! Pistol rolls out to get a table, sees Convery going for a charge and decides to set it up outside, smart thinking as Convery gets caught into a cutter and through the table he goes! See ya!

 

Crash Course Craig Convery is eliminated by Doomsayer Pistol!

 

 

Colin: People need to really learn about looking both ways before they fly. 

 

Bianca: Here we go with the continued battles! 

 

Barenaked Ladies "The History of Everything" plays as Kaley Cuoco enters the fight? (Entrant #10)

 

 

Colin: Wait...was this one of...surely this can't be the person who replaced Black Saber. Can it be? 

 

Bianca: Well her name is not on the list so she either replaced Saber or Blackheart. Either way, this is not a great time for her to enter. 

 

Colin: I think she realizes that's true and Pistol chases her out of the ring, wait, what's she-KALEY CUOCO SMASHES A CAMERA OVER THE HEAD OF PISTOL! We're still a new Fed, Kaley! 

 

Bianca: She can pay for it I'm sure. Pistol stares her in the face and Twist of Fate on the arena floor! Stay down Kaley!

 

Colin: Pistol picks her up and Kaley low blow to Pistol! Wait, IS SHE DOING A STALLING SUPLEX! Stomp out by Kaley Cuoco! Kaley Cuoco picks up Pistol! Scoop slam! Who trained her?

 

Bianca: If Kaley Cuoco gets to go to Spring Sting I will eat my hat. Pistol with a gut punch to Kaley. Pistol whips Kaley back into the apron. Getting a table out. Goes to pancake Kaley into the table and she puts her hands out pushing the table down! Why has no one else thought to just do that before? She does take a face full of apron for her troubles but rolls herself back in the ring. Pistol in after her and the table comes with him. 

 

Colin: Kaley meets him with a dropkick! She didn't want to be just another celebrity one-shot and she's showing out. Pistol getting up feeling unfazed, Kaley slaps him and he keeps walking at her. She pushes him and he runs back, she seems pleased with herself IT'S A TRAP! PISTOL WHIP! Kaley rolls to the corner and grabs her handbag. Pistol runs to her and knee strike in the corner. Kaley taking a rest in the corner, Pistol sets up the table, sitting Kaley up on the turnbuckle, I don't like where this is going...PISTOL COMING UP AND TWIST OF FATE TO KALEY THROUGH THE TABLE! You go, Glen Cuoco!

 

Kaley Cuoco is eliminated by Doomsayer Pistol!

 

 

Colin: There was no way Kaley Cuoco was going to take 50 people worth of this but she put up a hell of a fight.

 

Bianca: I gotta give it to her. Beats the record set by Brian and Craig earlier for longest go between eliminations, she really stuck it out. And luckily Bill our cameraman has a new camera set up. 

 

Soundgarden "Ty Cobb" plays as Southern Discomfort Xander Marks enters the match. (Entrant #11)

 

 

Colin: Southern Discomfort starting with a job to the face of Pistol. Pistol slides out of the ring to grab a table. Slides the table into the ring, up on the apron and preparing to springboard it's a Pistol Whip to Xander! Xander bounces up quickly and Alabama Slam to Pistol! Pistol with a spinning wheel kick to Xander. Pistol sets the table up, Xander charges at him and TWIST OF FATE! 

 

Xander Marks is eliminated by Doomsayer Pistol!

 

 

Colin: Pistol is a sure shot and he's just taking people out one by one! 

 

Bianca: Next victim!

 

Florence + the Machine "Spectrum" plays as Devon Delight runs out, high fiving everyone. (Entrant #12)

 

 

Colin: Delight goes for a punch and Pistol blocks and returns! Arm drag by Pistol. Pistol off the rope and springboarding into the Death's Kiss! Devon rolls out to get a table. And slides it into the ring, sets it up, look out here comes Pistol! Springboard...HURRICANRANA! Delight just misses the table. Pistol up again to the top and giant splash! Pistol taking another run and Devon catches this one into a flip over neckbreaker! 

 

Bianca: Running front dropkick by Pistol that comes right into an enziguiri. Devon rolls backwards and spear! Corkscrew neckbreaker by Devon! Devon with a standing somersault senton! Devon picks Pistol up into a powerbomb REVERSED INTO A HURRICANRANA! Devon rolls up and an arm drag to Pistol! Has anyone noticed the table's still standing?

 

Colin: Pistol did and going for the Hurricanrana NO DEVON POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH! PISTOL IS DISCHARGED!

 

Doomsayer Pistol is eliminated by Devon Delight!

 

 

Bianca: A hell of a run. This is half of a tag team that I can already tell is going to do some damage here. So who's next?

 

Imagine Dragons "It's Time" plays as Bryce Nice skips out. (Entrant #13)

 

 

Colin: Bryce Nice comes running with a lariat and easily reversed into an arm whip by Devon Delight! Devon rolls out to get a table, and setting it up, Bryce runs and Devon runs another way, springboards over the table and Rainbow Cutter! Hurricanrana to Bryce. Bryce gets Devon in for a Humboldt Handshake!

 

Bianca: Step up Enziguiri. Devon responds with a spinning suplex. Up to the top, Double Rainbow! Can't finish the match like that though. Springboard and Rainbow Cutter! Bryce manages to get up, ducks Devon, Superkick 1, Superkick 2! Twice as Nice! Bryce sets the table up in the corner, throws Devon into the corner, SUPERKICK THROUGH THE TABLE!!

 

Devon Delight is eliminated by Bryce Nice!

 

 

Bianca: Delight has been Derailed! 

 

Colin: The next one is right behind, Nice is smart about it and rolls out to get a table during the entrance.

 

Chemical Brothers "Galvanize" plays as Lazer runs out. (Entrant #14)

 

 

Bianca: Half of Skylights are here and ready to get involved. Lazer jumps into the ring and immediately eats a Superkick! And another one! It's Twice as Nice! Nice with a deadlift gutwrench! Lazer goes for a punch and Bryce blocks it! Elbow drop by Bryce! Lazer pops up with a lariat to Bryce! Bryce punching Lazer back, driving sidewalk slam! Lazer back up and corkscrew neckbreaker. Bryce punches up on the way. Bryce with the kick to the stomach. 

 

Colin: Bryce pulling in for ripcord and Lazer gets her up, spinning around and drives her into the Table with the Lazer Lights Show!

 

Bryce Nice is eliminated by Lazer!

 

 

Colin: Bryce's solo push is on hold a little while longer. 

 

Bianca: But we're coming into our next competitor! 

 

Arctic Monkeys "Old Yellow Bricks" plays as Dorothy Damage comes out with a basket in hand. Lazer takes the time to get the table. (Entrant #15)

 

 

Colin: Wait! Who's this? 

 

Bianca: Not sure but Lazer is already hitting her with a step up enziguiri! Hitting her with a forearm. Dorothy with a high kick, running back and a discus shining wizard! Taking her to meet The Wizard! Dorothy with a fist drop. Lazer pops back up with a hurricanrana. Lazer spinning it around...LAZER LIGHT SHOW THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Colin: There's no place like home and that's where she's going.

 

Dorothy Damage is eliminated by Lazer!

 

 

Bianca: Lazer is having a good moment, but she's got a ways to go yet. Don't think that's the last we've seen of Dorothy yet.

 

Colin: Also don't know what she had in that basket. Ah well. For another time then.

 

Judas Priest "Painkiller" plays again as Hammer storms into the arena. (Entrant #16)

 

 

Bianca: Hell's Grasp right from the start! Hammer with the namesake punch to the head. Lazer rolls back and dropkick to Hammer. He barely moves. She continues to try it with some quick kicks, looking to aim away from the armor. She runs back and he follows, here comes Hammer, in like a Wrecking Ball! Lazer rolls out and out comes the table, Hammer steps through the ropes on the other side with his own table in mind. And Lazer in slides across the ring for a baseball slide dropkick to the other!

 

Colin: Hammer picks Lazer up into the Torture Rack! LIFTING DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Lazer is eliminated by Hammer!

 

 

Colin: Hammer is here for destruction. I wonder if he'll outperform Pistol. 

 

Henry Mancini "The Pink Panther Theme" plays as Zeke the Sneak pops out from under the ring with a table. (Entrant #17)

 

 

Bianca: Zeke sort of a hometown hero? Ish? He's from Battle Creek.

 

Colin: Zeke the Sneak from Battle Creek. Huh.

 

Bianca: Where'd he go?

 

Colin: Other side of the ring, over the top and Tope Con Giro to Hammer! Dammit, where'd he go again? 

 

Bianca: Right behind you Hammer! And there's a table...WHOA POISON RANA THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Hammer is eliminated by Zeke the Sneak!

 

 

Colin: The problem with being big and strong is sometimes you don't move fast enough and that's a big issue when dealing with someone as agile and mysterious as Zeke.

 

Diabolik Seth "Egoist" plays as Kyu Ketsu appears in the ring. (Entrant #18)

 

 

Bianca: These are two who now you see them, now you don't, and now you don't see Zeke, he dropkicks Ketsu. Back around, side kick to Ketsu. Dropkick by Zeke but Ketsu catches this time and Dragon Suplex! Goes for a stomp on Zeke but Zeke not there and rolling kick to Ketsu. Ketsu with a knife edge chop and Sneak again not there, chop to the back of Ketsu's head! Ketsu looks behind him and a table is set up! Ketsu catches Sneak and drives him through a table with a Dragon Suplex!

 

Zeke the Sneak is eliminated!

 

 

Colin: And Sneak just wasn't fast enough. Let's see if number 19 can stake the vampire.

 

Korn "Did My Time" plays as Lou Bison storms out. (Entrant #19)

 

 

Bianca: Bison hammer punches to Ketsu. Ketsu stares Bison in the face and picks him up - LAST BITE! Picks him up, Butterfly Suplex! Bison up and takes chops from Ketsu. Bison with a strong running elbow and drops Ketsu to the apron, solid boot sending him outside. Ketsu with another Last Bite! Ketsu with Palm Strike Fury! Hitting a backfist, finishing out the Bloodletter! 

 

Colin: Bison rolls back, finds a nightstick and drives it into Ketsu. Ketsu pushes back with more chops and a spinning back elbow. Bison grabs Ketsu's arms and a sidewalk slam! Ketsu with a chop to the neck. Bloodletter again! Lou headbutts Ketsu multiple times. Lou grabs a table and sets it up but KETSU SUPLEXES HIM THROUGH IT!

 

Lou Bison is eliminated by Kyu Ketsu!

 

 

Bianca: Ketsu takes the jailbird out!

 

Billy Idol "Rebel Yell" plays as Chantarelle Bouchard strolls in, blase. (Entrant #20)

 

 

Colin: Ketsu with an immediate chop to Rell. Rell with hardline punches and a knee to the face. Rolling elbow by Ketsu. Rell with an inverted DDT, and hits Ketsu with the Whatever. Ketsu rolls up and the running knee strike! Rell takes the spiked choker around her hand and running punch to the face with the spikes! Rell goes out for a table, and rolling it back in! Sets it up at the turnbuckle, oh is she going to do what I think she's going to do?

 

Bianca: Ketsu going for the Running Knee, Rell sidesteps and whips him onto the table! Elevation and Flatliner! Whatever! If there's anything vampires hate it's shattered wood!

 

Kyu Ketsu is eliminated by Chantarelle Bouchard!

 

 

Colin: We are now a third through this.

 

The Birthday Massacre "Science" plays as Hadron comes out. (Entrant #21)

 

 

Bianca: Hadron with a running dropkick! And a float-over neckbreaker! Stomp to Rell. Rell with a leg hook and dragon screw! Hadron bounces up and hits a lariat. Relle with a scoop slam. I really don't know who's in a better position here. 

 

Colin: Hadron with the frankensteiner and I think my money between the two is on him. But I've been wrong before. Rell coming off the ropes and here comes the Rell Yeah! 

 

Bianca: That's not gonna get anyone through a table, unless they're already laying on it. Hadron with a quick jab. And a spinning body slam. Rell with the leg trip and leg breaker! Off the ropes and WHOA HADRON WITH A POSSUM HURRICANRANA! Going to the top, waiting for Rell to rise and Rell tastes a Quantum Leap Dropkick! And he stomps her for good measure. 

 

Colin: Hadron a disgraced scientist, making his way as a wrestler and I think finding a lot more grace here, as he lands a standing shooting star on Rell. Does he know he has to put her through the table?

 

Bianca: Right now the two seem more intent on hurting each other as Rell face washes Hadron with that choker and STOs him right into it! Hadron is starting to bleed a little! Doesn't stop him from fighting back as he throws fists at her. And he eats that big ol boot of hers! She's stomping him on his cut now, opening it further! She finally goes out for a table, and brings it in! Propping it up, he tries to suplex her away from it but she hits a neckbreaker! Table still stands, no shatter to be had. They grapple, Hadron holding onto her and picks her up for a powerbomb and NOW he's getting what he needs to do but she sits down in a senton ending that attempt.

 

Colin: She's going for the handspring headscissors and HADRON HAS HER UP! She's trying to push him back, he pushes forward, she goes the the hurricanrana but he lands on his feet and effective does a flipping powerbomb through the table! So long Rell!

 

Chantarelle Bouchard is eliminated by Hadron!

 

 

Bianca: Hadron getting some love from the fans for that! It's not something he's used to but it's not undeserved. 

 

Hadron steps out of the ring to get a table as Idlewild "Listen to What You've Got" plays and Rod Crane enters. (Entrant #22)

 

 

Colin: Hadron greets Rod with a corkscrew axe kick. Rod tries to get up, Hadron axe kick with his other leg! And a deadlift suplex. Rod is getting blinded...with science! Hadron SCIENTIFIC THEORY SUPLEX! Rod finally struggles to his feet as Hadron takes the journey across the ropes and catches Hadron with an STO. Crane with mounted punches, opening that cut further. Hadron punches back. Hadron with a headlock that he parlays into an overhead belly to belly! Rod punches back. 

 

Bianca: Hadron backs away and goes for the charge, Rod takes him into a belly to belly of his own. Hadron rolls up and dropkick. Rod rolls off to grab the table in the ring...Hadron charges at him and Rod treating that table like a cricket bat and breaking it through Hadron! That's it for the man of science!

 

Hadron is eliminated by Rod Crane!

 

 

Bianca: We've still got such a ways to go, Colin!

 

Colin: Indeed we do, and this is still the first match. Let's keep it rolling. 

 

Bloc Party "The Prayer" plays as Marla Anderson claps along and the audience joins her. Marla runs down the ring to cheers. Marla grabs a table and enters the ring. (Entrant #23)

 

 

Bianca: Crane throwing a boxing combo to Anderson. Anderson returning the favor. She calls herself True North, and she doesn't let anything stop her journey. Setting up the Table and a solid Military Press to Crane! He's gonna be picking wood out of him for a day!

 

Rod Crane is eliminated by Marla Anderson!

 

 

Colin: Anderson taking in the cheers and celebrating the audience as she goes out for another table. 

 

Europe "Ninja" plays as Chef Nobi takes the stage, bowing and then running in. (Entrant #24)

 

 

Bianca: Nobi is here! Yes Chef!

 

Colin: Nobi gets a quick punch on Anderson. Nobi goes for a second punch but Anderson catches his fist and arm wringer judo flip! Nobi back on his feet and feeds a kick to Anderson's midsection then a jab, is he going for a combo? Seems to be as a flurry of kicks comes Anderson's way and she's having a hell of a time fending them off. 

 

Bianca: She ducks a spin kick and hits Nobi with a short-arm lariat. That'll stop that for a second and takes his takes his arm again, arm trapped suplex! She lifts him up for a suplex but he slides to the back and trips her with a sweep. Following that up with a slingshot. 

 

Colin: Marla back on her feet and sling blade to Nobi! She hits a standing moonsault! Oh, that's a grab from the grave there and Nobi has the claw locked in...IRON CHEF SLAM! Sets the table up and IRON CHEF SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Marla Anderson is eliminated by Chef Nobi!

 

 

Bianca: Nobi motioning to the entrance, he wants to keep going. Going to look for another table now-

 

A dinosaur roar can be heard and the Jurassic Park Theme plays as Dinah Soar runs out to cheers. (Entrant #25)

 

 

Bianca: Dinah Soar out here now to try to make her mark again.

 

Colin: Dinah gets to the ring area, Chef just found another table, DROPKICK TO THE BACK BY DINAH AND THE TABLE GETS SANDWICHED BETWEEN CHEF AND THE RING! IT'S BROKEN! IT COUNTS!

 

Chef Nobi is eliminated by Dinah Soar!

 

 

Bianca: What a way to enter a match! And what spatial intelligence by Dinah Soar! 

 

Colin: Dinah pulling another table out before the lights have a chance to do anything, going into the ring to set it-

 

Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" plays as Lynx enters the match. (Entrant #26)

 

 

Bianca: Lynx off the ropes and hits Dinah with a dropkick. Dinah stumbles back and Lynx back off the ropes....launching hurrincanrana ends Dinah's night!

 

Dinah Soar is eliminated by Lynx!

 

 

Colin: Maybe having a table at the ready isn't quite as sound strategy as our competitors may have thought. Lynx isn't looking to make that move it seems.

 

Jonathan Coulton "Shop Vac" plays as Norman Normal struts out waving to a booing crowd. (Entrant #27)

 

 

Colin: Norman Normal goes under the ring and gets a table himself. Lynx starts to come outside and Norman breaks the table over his head!

 

Lynx is eliminated by Norman Normal!

 

 

Bianca: I don't think Lynx is going to be lending Norman any sugar anytime soon, Colin.

 

Colin: I suspect you may be right, Bianca.

 

Flogging Molly "Drunken Lullabies" plays as Wiski Sour gives cheers to the fans with her flask and takes a swig of it before running to the ring. (Entrant #28)

 

 

Bianca: The classy bar lassie is ready to brawl. And she starts with a solid fist to Norman. She ducks Norman's punch and slides out of the ring quickly and sets a table up outside. Wiski taunting Norman at the apron! Calling him a Square! He takes the bait, she locks him up, SUPERPLEX INTO THE TABLE! See ya!

 

Norman Normal is eliminated by Wiski Sour!

 

 

Colin: Wiski's taking her anger of everyone playing Sweet Caroline in her bar out on Normal with that suplex! 

 

Bianca: And the rotating door continues! Who's the next to walk through it?

 

Bjork "Army of Me" plays as Soldat storms out. (Entrant #29)

 

 

Colin: Always a bundle of fun this guy is. And Wiski isn't afraid of him. 

 

Bianca: Maybe she should be, he blasts her with a lariat. Pulls her in and Ripcord Chokeslam! He calls that The Draft! Wiski rolls off and to the ropes, springboard karate kick! She gets a few quick kicks on him, then jumps over him to the outside! Wiski setting up a table, Soldat comes charging through the ropes and Wiski directs his head downward! Through the table he goes!

 

Soldat is eliminated by Wiski Sour!

 

 

Colin: Wiski is like a good beer - crafty.

 

Bianca: And Soldat has seemed more frustrated lately, and I'm sure this isn't going to help that AT ALL.

 

Colin: This puts us at the halfway mark! Who's got #30?

 

Little Big "Uno" plays as Hoy Sumer comes out clapping and dancing a bit to cheers. (Entrant #30)

 

 

Bianca: A lesser man would have been sour about his scheduled title match turning into a bloodstar match but Hoy took it relatively in stride. Now he's back to claim his space in the title chase, and landing at the midway point gives midway odds to do so.

 

Colin: Grappling with Sour and getting a vertical suplex...NO! SOUR REVERSE IT DOWN INTO A FACEBUSTER! Sumer back up and elevated belly to belly! Sumer follows it up with a fist drop. Sour grabs the arm and flips Sumer from the ground. Sumer rolling to his feet and another fist drop. This time Sour hooks the leg and Dragon Sweep! Both to their feet and Sumer charges Sour, lifts her up...SUMERSLAM! And the two exchanging punches on the ground.

 

Bianca: Wiski ends it with a monkey flip and back to her feet. Sumer up with a kip up enziguiri to Wiski bringing her back down! Quick kick to her midsection. Wiski trips Sumer and...whoa...she's getting into a crabwalk position! Crabwalkin' over to Sumer and ELBOW DROP! It's a Pub Crawl! 

 

Colin: It must be nice to bend like that. She continues the job with stomps. Hoy hooks her foot and spins her round, locking in the AhoyHoy! He can't win this way! 

 

Bianca: Good to get some pain going though and Wiski uses her legs to flip him away. Works her way back to her feet and step up enziguiri to take Sumer down! A quick stomp and Sumer rolls out to set up his table. Wiski up to the turnbuckle for a splash and HOY CATCHES HER! FRONT SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Wiski Sour is eliminated by Hoy Sumer!

 

 

Bianca: And Sumer has made his first steps towards reclaiming that spot. Who's next on his docket?

 

Ave Maria plays as Marion Bartoli enters the match. (Entrant #31)

 

 

Colin: Marion grabs a table and slides it into the ring, setting it on the corner. Marion now throwing a punch at Hoy, and one punch quickly becoming three! Hoy returns shot and we're going blow for blow, the fight traveling across the ring and MARION WITH THE KING'S THROW! HOY LANDS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE! THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

 

Hoy Sumer is eliminated by Marion Bartoli!

 

 

Colin: Bartoli may not at first glance seem suited to this more extreme way of doing things but he rose to the occasion admirably. 

 

The lights go green, and Incubus "Under My Umbrella" plays as Iris Correa runs down the ramp. (Entrant #32)

 

 

Bianca: The Eye-Con jumps into the ring and Bartoli IMMEDIATELY meets her with the King's Throw! He takes the time while she is down to get out of the ring and pick up a table. But this also gives her time to get up and she meets him in the ring with a solid punch combo. Bartoli grapples her arm and a strenuous wristlock! Iris reverses it into a Judo Throw! Iris throws a hook but Bartoli blocks and a knee to the midsection of Correa.

 

Colin: Bartoli seems to have Correa in a type of fight she's not used to, but she's attempting to acclimate as she throws another hook, and a brutalizing uppercut! Correa swings it back to her style with a jawbreaker! Comes up and drills him with a 20/20! Doesn't help win the match but gives a solid momentum swing which Bartoli summarily stops with an elbow strike to the gut. Correa tries for a punch but Bartoli dodges and knee to the face. Bartoli slides out of the ring and gets a table, back into the ring and sets it up in the corner! Iris attempts to grapple him, King's throw! Iris suffers the same fate as Sumer!

 

Iris Correa is eliminated by Marion Bartoli!

 

 

Colin: I hope the others involved in this match are watching what's happening to avoid the same mistakes.

 

Bianca: There are some superstars that you can try anything you want, and it won't matter in the end.

 

Offspring "Dirty Magic" plays as Anna Konda struts out, snake around her shoulders. (Entrant #33)

 

 

Bianca: And quick fists by Anna to start, a solid chop across the chest of Marion. Marion attempts a punch, Anna grabs his arm and flips him! Marion trips Anna and she goes down as well. Armbar to Anna, just wrapping it in. Anna attempting to escape and Marion squeezes the hold in tighter. Anna starts to get to her feet and Marion hammer throws her out of the ring.

 

Colin: Marion rolls out after her, picks her up and Regal Suplex into the stairs! Anna struggling to her feet, Marion grabs a table. Anna sliding to the other side of the steps, creating some distance, and she's found herself a crowbar! Propels herself from the stairs and tomahawks the crowbar into Marion's head! Whacks him across the face with it. She wraps the crowbar around Marion's neck and Skull Crushing Finale! Marion sputtering a little, but able to place a kick to Anna's legs.

 

Bianca: And another front kick to the left leg, Anna can feel her knee buckle a little! Marion sees his opening and gets the crowbar right to Anna's left knee! King's Throw into the barricade! Anna hobbling a little, she gets herself off the barricade and comes for Marion with the snake, Marion throws them both over his head and they come crashing through the table!

 

Anna Konda is eliminated by Marion Bartoli!

 

 

Colin: Elimination number 3 by Bartoli! 3.5 if you count the snake.

 

Bianca: Let's keep this rolling!

 

"Here's Kira Dain with the weather...and pain." announces the speaker before going into Nita Strauss feat. Dorothy "Victorious." Kira Dain runs out. (Entrant #34)

 

 

Bianca: The MMA Meteorologist is here. She comes to the side of the ring, Bartoli gets her in an armlock, she launches him with a judo throw and through the table he goes! The reign of Marion comes to a close!

 

Marion Bartoli is eliminated by Kira Dain!

 

 

Colin: Kira taking a moment to greet some fans ringside as we await our next entrant.

 

Pizza Underground "Take a Bite of the Wild Side" plays as Macaulay Culkin enters? (Entrant #35)

 

 

Colin: So Macaulay Culkin took the other spot?

 

Bianca: No, according to the list of entrants I was given this morning, Culkin was on it with Saber and Blackheart, so Culkamania was always part of the plan. Goddammit Leila. Let's see if he can wrestle.

 

Colin: Kira finds her way back in the ring, Culkin charges and Kira back body drops him right out to the outside! Kira gets some runway and going for a springboard phoenix but Culkin moves! Kira tastes the floor! Culkin gets a chair...KIRA VANDAMINATES HIM! Picking Culkin up and scoop slam! Culkin gets to his feet and lariat to Kira! He's trying it!

 

Bianca: Kira gets herself back up and high kick. Culkin responds with a quick punch. Lariat by Culkin, and a DIAMOND CUTTER TO KIRA! I guess he'd call that a Pizza Cutter? Culkin sets a table up. Some quick stomps to Dain. Dain grabs Culkin's leg and Spinebuster onto the steps! Lifting Culkin up in a cross and Dainbuster!

 

Colin: Kira with an armbreaker. She lifts Culkin up again, carrying him over DAINBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Thanks for the assist in setting it up Mac! 

 

Macaulay Culkin is eliminated by Kira Dain!

 

 

Bianca: Dain does the Hulkster poses and the fans just eat it up. Culkin shakes her hand and leaves, what a good sport. 

 

Colin: Dain sets up the next table while she waits for her next victim.

 

Don Toliver "Tore Up" plays as Neonyx Notorio enters the match. (Entrant #36)

 

 

Bianca: Neonyx is in the match! Neonyx comes for Dain and eats the Weathervane! Dain dragging him to the table, she puts him up, is this table sturdy enough to hold them both OH MY GOD NEO CANADIAN DESTROYER! DAIN GOES THROUGH!

 

Kira Dain is eliminated by Neonyx Notorio!

 

 

Colin: And Neo plays to the crowd a bit while he waits for the next entrant. Seems he has been watching as it's rare that someone who sets up a table between competitors doesn't end up eating it.

 

Dead Pony "RAINBOWS" plays as Rayne Beux runs out. (Entrant #37)

 

 

Bianca: Lazer's tag team partner Rayne Beux is ready to go.

 

Colin: She runs through the ring to the other side, Springboard Corkscrew Splash to Neo! Neo with a pop up dropkick in response. Quick kick combo by Neo, Rayne Dragon Screws him! Kick to the midsection by Rayne. She's signaling to the crowd with rainbow arms! Neo rolls up, does the rainbow arm pose right back, is he mocking her? Flash Kick!

 

Bianca: Rayne back to her feet, clearly not a fan of the mocking and runs Neo into the barricade. She gets a table and sets it up, then springboards off it into a Colorwheel! And she bumps her head a little on the landing. This is a tight space. Spinning headscissors take down by Neo! Rayne rolls up and front dropkick back at him. Neo pop up hurricanrana and Rayne goes through the wood!

 

Rayne Beux is eliminated by Neonyx Notorio!

 

 

Colin: Neonyx looks fresh as Spring Rain and he re-enters the ring, table in tow. Feeling a bit more confident now, it seems.

 

Idlewild "Listen to What You've Got" plays again and Axel huffs out. (Entrant #38)

 

 

Bianca: This change in attitude has yet to pay major dividends for Axel but people are taking him somewhat more seriously. The bigger surprise is that the minstrel can go hard. Neo sets up the table while he waits for LanAxel to enter the ring.

 

Colin: Axel rolls into the ring and blasts Neo with a lariat. Neo ducks under him and comes around with the other side with a headscissors takedown. Axel up quickly and snap powerslam to Neo! Neo pops up, Canadian Destroyer! Headscissors, Axel just misses the table in landing. Leaps up over the table, Axegrinder to Neo! 

 

Bianca: Axel pounding his chest and he gets a microphone.

 

Axel: "Somewhat" more seriously? LANAXEL? Bianca Diaz I dare you to step in this ring with me and-

 

Colin: OH MY WORD NEO POISON RANAS AXEL THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Bianca: Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. See ya later, LanAxel!

 

Axel is eliminated by Neonyx Notorio!

 

 

Colin: And Axel is making his way over here!

 

Axel: You run your mouth so much but do you have any inkling of what it's like in there?

 

Bianca: I wrestled for 7 years while you were dusting your wig.

 

Axel: You're so tough then fight me.

 

Bianca: Okay! Let's do it Friday. I win, you get the boat back home and never come back. Rod can stay. You win, I'll leave the announcer's desk and be your manager. 

 

Axel: Keep your vocal chords fresh, you're going to need it. 

 

Axel leaves as the lights start to dim.

 

Colin: Are you sure you want to risk this? I love working with you.

 

Bianca: I love working with you too but I'm going to beat this dude. 

 

"Bollywood Frequencies" starts to play as Kavita Devi makes her way to the ring. (Entrant #39)

 

 

Colin: Okay, I'm a little nervous about losing my broadcast partner but I trust you and OH MY WORD KAVITA DEVI IS HERE!

 

Bianca: They did say possible surprises! 

 

Colin: Kavita starts off with a quick punch to Neo. Neo responds with a standing dropkick. Kavita rolls back and Neo hits a running clothesline! Kavita up on her feet and powerslam to Neo! Kavita sets a table in the corner, like I've said, getting tables in advance has rarely worked out and Neo learned and unlearned that lesson. Whips Neo into that corner and SPEAR!

 

Bianca: Woman's been inactive since 2019, 6 years later she doesn't seem to have any ring rust!

 

Neonyx Notorio is eliminated by Kavita Devi!

 

 

 

Colin: Kavita is signaling to the entrance. She's ready to go.

 

Bianca: And this next person means we're two thirds through this chaotic match.

 

Led Zeppelin "Immigrant Song" plays as Thor walks out briskly, hammer in tow. (Entrant #40)

 

 

Colin: The King of Kings is here! The man who nearly broke Ragnarrr's leg, which would have been truly unfortunate in the Chambers Match.

 

Bianca: Kavita with a quick jab to start it off, and gets him up for a gorilla press slam! Thor gets up, clearly he sees this as a challenge and lifts HER up in the military press and FALL FROM OLYMPUS! Two powerhouses just absolutely seeking to decimate each other. Thor scoop slams her. She kips up with a dropkick! He hits her with a hammer fist.

 

Colin: A little on the nose. 

 

Bianca: Yeah that's where he hit her. She stares him in the face and gorilla presses him outside!

 

Colin: Thor up and Kavita diving axe handle to the outside! She grabs a table but Thor belly-to-backs her away from it. Devi gets up behind him and German suplex. Picks him up and lariat! Kavita sets the table up and GORILLA PRESSES THOR THROUGH IT! Shocking!

 

Thor is eliminated by Kavita Devi!

 

 

Bianca: Devi makes a choice that no one had previously thought of, she grabs the whole wheel cart from under the ring and brings a whole stack of tables out. She javelins the stack of tables into the ring, lucky none of them break. 

 

Trashmen "Surfin Bird" plays again as Puffin Pam runs out flapping. (Entrant #41)

 

 

Colin: I've always wondered, does this fit?

 

Bianca: Puffins can actually fly. I don't know that they knew that. She could have named herself Emu Sakura.

 

Colin: And Kavita just whips a table at her! I don't think it's gonna work, but it does startle her a little bit as it hits. She backs up a little bit but a running shoulder block to Devi! Devi startles back as well and then slams her with a double axe handle. Pam runs back, charges in with a Rough Puff! Devi takes another table from the stack and home run swing to Puffin! Table cracks and bird sent back!

 

Puffin Pam is eliminated by Kavita Devi!

 

 

Bianca: If I'm not mistaken, 3 is the most amount of eliminations anyone's had so far. Devi could break the record if she gets this next one done.

 

Tinie Tempah "Written in the Stars" plays as All Star Eric Verne runs out high fiving everyone. (Entrant #42)

 

 

Colin: This multi-talented athlete's not going to make that an easy task though! Kavita charges him with a running big boot as a greeting! And now body slams him on the stack of tables!

 

Bianca: They're two condensed, they'll never break like that. Eric gets himself up and blasts Kavita with a running splash! Kavita up, Eric jumps and gets the leg bell clap! Between Two Vernes! Sets a table up in the corner, Devi up and Verne blasts her through with a hurricanrana! The fourth elimination remains elusive in this match!

 

Kavita Devi is eliminated by All Star Eric Verne!

 

 

Bianca: Verne gets a clap going! The fans are into it! Eric places a table in the corner while the clap continues.

 

System of a Down "Question!" plays as Question Mark Vraag enters the match. (Entrant #43)

 

 

Bianca: Question Mark has been unsuccessfully lobbying Wonderwolf to make a Dutch tag team, and it's not clear his focus is on his own victories. 

 

Colin: He does seem distracted, Eric Irish Whips him into the corner and dropkicks him through! Any Questions?

 

Question Mark Vraag is eliminated by All Star Eric Verne!

 

 

Bianca: I don't think any of what happened is registering with Vraag as he's being led to the back, clearly a bit confused. 

 

Colin: Eric's a good guy, that seemed uncharacteristically underhanded to take advantage of the situation like that.

 

Bianca: He's a good guy but he's still a winner. And the fans don't seem mad at him for it.

 

Subwoolfer "Give that Wolf a Banana" plays as Banana Ben gyrates for the camera. (Entrant #44)

 

 

Colin: Banana Ben, the man who took Damian Blackheart for a ride yesterday. Is this the other Leila promise?

 

Bianca: No, Ben is on my list too.

 

Colin: Fascinating. Ben gets a quick set of jabs on Verne, and a spinning DDT. Verne gives Ben a kick to the stomach and a quick suplex. Verne with a spinning side slam to Banana! Going for a powerbomb but Banana reverses into a hurricanrana! Verne with a kip-up flatliner, and follows that up with a snap suplex! Verne takes one of the tables and lays it out. Some hammer fists to Banana, and trying to bring Banana to the table but gets punched away. 

 

Bianca: Ben starting to get some shots in and a full-on powerslam! Elbow drop! Banana running off the ropes and going for a splash and Verne catches him! He's...benchpressing him! And that becomes a double knee gutbuster! Rolls over and mounts some punches on Ben. Deadlift Belly to Belly! Verne is getting back on a dominant track. Verne with a little stomp out for flavor. Ben with the sweep and up with a jumping elbow drop!

 

Colin: Ben rolls to the other side of Ben and jumping shot! Fist drop! Ben gets up and Verne jumps up, second guest Between Two Vernes! Ben rolls up and charges but Verne with the hip toss, continuing on with an arm-trapped back suplex! Ben up, Verne going for the frankensteiner NO BANANA LIFTS HIM UP CARRYING HIM TO THE TABLE, UP HE GOES AND POTASSIUM PLUNGE! Verne's star has gone out! 

 

All Star Eric Verne is eliminated by Banana Ben!

 

 

Bianca: Everyone makes the mistake of underestimating Banana Ben.

 

Smashing Pumpkins "The End is the Beginning is the End" plays as Omega X enters the fight. (Entrant #45)

 

 

Colin: Banana Ben seems pretty sure of himself and sets up a table. Omega steps over the ropes and that confidence is gone from Ben! Ben trying to leave but Omega throws Ben into a corner and takes him up, OMEGA PROTOCOL! 

 

Banana Ben is eliminated by Omega X!

 

 

Bianca: And Omega perfectly estimated Ben it seems like! Who's next?

 

Thumpasaurus "Struttin'" plays as The Naked Lord enters, quickly wrapped in a towel as he comes down. (Entrant #46)

 

 

Bianca: Omega quickly bodyslams Naked. Naked throws a quick punch, and SAMOAN DROP INTO A TABLE! NAKED ELIMINATES OMEGA!

 

Omega X is eliminated by The Naked Lord!

 

 

Colin: You can tell Omega is fairly embarrassed about that, can't say I blame him.

 

Bianca: And so let's get this next person out. Please. 

 

Arctic Monkeys "Brick by Brick" plays as Brick Benson walks out. (Entrant #47)

 

 

Colin: Benson with a quick bodyslam! And a much more solid one to follow. Benson opens a table and quickly whips Naked Lord through it!

 

The Naked Lord is eliminated by Brick Benson!

 

 

Colin: The splinters alone must be terrible for this Lord guy.

 

Bianca: Benson did what Omega couldn't. That'll stick in your craw. 

 

Silverchair "Freak" plays as Deke the Freak enters. (Entrant #48)

 

 

Bianca: We've traded one freak for another.

 

Colin: Benson with some stiff punches, and a quick short-arm lariat. Deke bounces back up with a jump kick, and neckbreaker. Benson elevating a belly to belly. Benson lifting Freak up over his head! BANE BACKBREAKER! Freak rolls down and bites his ankle, then dragon leg screw! Benson with a rollicking big boot and powerslam! Freak tripping Benson, locking in the DTF! It's not going to win the match but you can see Benson struggling. Freak pulls knuckles out, punches Benson with the knucks as he holds it in.

 

Bianca: Benson swings and finally gets a strong punch in, Deke lets go. Benson drives Deke with the knee and The Tough Luck Slam! A solid stomp to Deke's head, and Benson sets up a table. Puts a table on top of that table! Slams the head on the ground. Lifts Deke on his shoulders, up to the turnbuckle and TOUGH LUCK SLAM THROUGH BOTH TABLES!

 

Deke the Freak is eliminated by Brick Benson!

 

 

Bianca: Another freak done and you can tell that Benson is wanting to wash his hands a little but doing what he can to keep stoic.

 

Trik Turner "Friends and Family" plays as Good Dude Greg Arias enters, waving his hands which the crowd follows. (Entrant #49)

 

 

Colin: Greg comes in by way of launching himself of the turnbuckle and drilling Benson with an elbow! And a fist drop from the ground to continue it. Setting up the table and GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! SEE YA BENSON!

 

Brick Benson is eliminated by Good Dude Greg Arias!

 

 

Bianca: And we're venturing close to our endgame for this match! Here comes #50 as Greg sets up the table!

 

Flogging Molly "Drunken Lullabies" plays again as Glen Leven takes a big swig from a flask and runs down the ramp. (Entrant #50) 

 

 

Bianca: Leven launching himself with a big splash and ARIAS INSTINCTIVELY SIDESTEPS PANCAKING GLEN THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Glen Leven is eliminated by Good Dude Greg Arias!

 

 

Colin: Greg looks as shocked as we are, and he's helping Leven up and apologizing to him, Leven shakes his hand and waves to the crowd as he leaves.

 

Bianca: Don't drink and dive, kids. 

 

Colin: We're down to the last 10 to enter! I wonder what's coming next!

 

Nothing But Thieves "Trip Switch (Instrumental)" plays as Tamara Rivers runs out. (Entrant #51)

 

 

Colin: Finally a proper fight for Greg! Rivers with some quick punches. Tamara grabs a table and sets it up then throws a few more fists. Arias with a belly to belly! Off the rope and he's Spreading Cheer! Tamara with a polish hammer to Arias's back to get him off. Both to their feet and Arias with a spear! Tamara smiling, this is the fight she was seeking. Arm whip and short lariat to Arias.

 

Bianca: Picking Arias up and JACKHAMMER THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Good Dude Greg Arias is eliminated by Tamara Rivers!

 

 

Colin: Tamara getting a mixed reaction, some cheers, but some people were hoping for Greg to go the distance.

 

The lights go out and a woman in a tiger mask (Lucie "Tiger" Rossi?) enters the match. (Entrant #52)

 

 

Colin: Did she...did she make it?

 

Bianca: I can't say for sure? Either her or someone who's posing as her I guess. Or just a woman in a tiger mask. But Tamara already has a table ready for her, regardless. Some quick punches. Tamara going for the powerbomb and she spins her out with a headscissors! Picking Tamara up and gut kick. Tamara with a fisherman suplex and the mystery woman just misses the table! The mystery woman goes for a run but Tamara wrangles her with an arm drag. Some quick punches. Tamara with a sitout powerbomb! 

 

Colin: I love that Tamara didn't even care if this was just some fan, she's like you step in the ring with me, I'm going to mess you up. But the mystery woman hits a spinning tiger driver! Picking Tamara up and a jumping spinebuster! Tamara kicking her off her, but eats a fist as the woman in the mask gets up. And Tamara gets bodyslammed! Tamara throws some punches back the woman's way. Tamara throwing the woman off the ropes and she eats Tamara's boot! Tamara picks her up and freefalls her into the table! The woman eats table face first and it breaks around her!

 

The woman we think might be Lucie Rossi but don't really know for sure is eliminated by Tamara Rivers!

 

 

Colin: Tamara got a bit of a workout there! Whoever that is, she gave Tamara more grief than she expected.

 

Bianca: We're getting closer to the end here, here comes number 53.

 

Colin: What a journey.

 

Hans Zimmer and Klaus Bedelt "He's a Pirate" plays as Keira Knightley enters? Really? (Entrant #53)

 

 

Colin: So I guess this must be Leila's other friend. Wow. And at spot 53, so either Saber or Blackheart must really be pissed at this point.

 

Bianca: Tamara Rivers is bemused, Keira calling her out, Tamara doesn't even want to entertain this and KEIRA with a running jumping lariat! She came to play! Keira with a punch and Tamara blocks and punches her back. Keira going for another punch and Tamara catches her into an exploder suplex. Keira tries for a kick and Tamara dragon screws her. Tamara is besting her just being on defense. She grows tired of that and Saito Slam to Keira!  Keira puts a table between them, seems like she's gotten wiser.

 

Colin: Tamara trying to come around the table and Keira running, she's definitely realizing she's hitting above her paygrade, finding themselves across for the table and KEIRA GRABS TAMARA'S PONYTAIL! SHE SMASHES TAMARA'S FACE ON THE TABLE REPEATEDLY! KEIRA IS...GETTING IN TAMARA'S FACE AND CUTTER! KEIRA KNIGHTLEY JUST DROPPED TAMARA THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A CUTTER!

 

Tamara Rivers is eliminated by Keira Knightley!

 

 

Bianca: And Keira Knightley standing on the turnbuckle with her arms raised! Keira steps outside the ring and finds a spyglass. I don't know how that got there. 

 

Ave Maria plays again as Renaud Lavellenie enters the match. (Entrant #54)

 

 

Bianca: The Master of Precision and the look on his face is that this is beneath him. I wouldn't do that, Keira whacks him across the face with the spyglass! They both set up a table each. Renaud his the sweep and Precision Targeting to Keira. Keira hits an enziguiri to get Renaud off. Low blow and the Pearl River Plunge, or as she calls it the Black Pearl Plunge! Renaud's treasures are pushed back into Davy Jones's locker.

 

Colin: And Renaud trying to get up, Keira Knightley slams his head on a table....off the ropes and STOMP! KEIRA KNIGHTLEY JUST CURB STOMPED RENAUD THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

Renaud Lavillenie is eliminated by Keira Knightley!

 

 

Colin: Keira Knightley is not to be messed with! Here comes the next victim!

 

Ivan Volkov storms to the ring. (Entrant #55)

 

 

Bianca: The Siberian Titan is here! And a solid hammering punch to Keira. A stringent double fist hammer to her back! Keira with a low blow! Ivan looks her dead in the eye and scoop slams her! Lifts her up and TITAN SLAM! She attempts to get up and eats a Red Blizzard! And a chokeslam to Knightley!

 

Colin: Unrelenting attacks by Ivan Volkov as he stomps out Keira. Keira grabs his leg, low blow again and Black Pearl Plunge! Ivan seems stunned but not much more than that, he gets up in short order and lifts Keira up in a vertical suplex...IRON CURTAIN THROUGH THE TABLE! KNIGHTLEY IS DONE!

 

Keira Knightley is eliminated by Ivan Volkov!

 

 

Colin: Five competitors now stand between Ivan and the shot! And he seems barely fazed.

 

Scooter "Fire!" plays as Yuri Jalin enters. (Entrant #56)

 

 

Bianca: Yuri Jalin is in a prime position if he can take advantage of it. But Ivan is not going to make that easy as he drills him with a front slam. And two solid hammer punches. And Volkov sets a table up, quickly irish whips Yuri through it and that'll be that.

 

Yuri Jalin is eliminated by Ivan Volkov.

 

 

Colin: Yuri seems that he's questioning everything at this point as he rolls out.

 

Presidents of the United States of America "Kitty" plays as Kitty! scampers out and Ivan sets up a table. (Entrant #57)

 

 

Bianca: Kitty! jumps over the ropes and into Ivan's waiting arms, front slam through the table. Kitty! neutered. 

 

Kitty! is eliminated by Ivan Volkov.

 

 

Colin: Ivan is the last one to be able to bring the 3-elimination curse, let's see if he can do it as we're about to introduce number 58.

 

Smashing Pumpkins "The End is the Beginning is the End" plays again as Genesis enters. (Entrant #58)

 

 

Bianca: The other half of The End Begins, here at the end. Ivan with a stiff punch to Genesis and a rough Spinning Lariat! Red Blizzard! Ivan sets up the table as Genesis tries to get to his feet. Quick punch by Ivan. Genesis catches the fist and Geneside! Genesis off the rope and jumping stomp to the head. Ivan pushes Genesis off and launches him into the corner! Here he comes with a splash! And another! It's a Siberian Storm! And Genesis isn't dressed appropriately for it!

 

Colin: Genesis tries to back himself up the turnbuckle to get some strike room but Ivan suplexes him down. Genesis rolls up and clotheslines Ivan into the corner. Genesis pulled up by Ivan, holding, holding, and Iron Curtain! Genesis looks a bit on the stunned side, Ivan goes for a fist drop and Genesis rolls away, able to rock himself up and elbow drop to the back of Ivan's head. The kick to Ivan's head now. 

 

Bianca: Ivan up and grabs a table, setting it up in the corner...Irish whip to Genesis and a Siberian Storm could give Ivan the record right here and now, Ivan charges and GENESIS TRIPS HIM! IVAN GOES THROUGH THE TABLE! IVAN VOLKOV IS OUT!

 

Ivan Volkov is eliminated by Genesis!

 

 

Bianca: Genesis makes sure the 3 score won't be beat, as we are down to 2 remaining. It's no longer a question of who but which one comes first.

 

Nightwish "Phantom of the Opera" plays as Tragedeigh comes out in her American Outfit. (Entrant #59)

 

 

Colin: Well, it looks like Tragedeigh has just struck this event! She gets in the ring and Genesis with a Ripcord Big Boot before she can take the mask off! Another mask broken! And you can see the sparks flickering in Tragedeigh's eyes, she's starting to lose her cool and she grabs Genesis by the head and slices him with the broken mask!! He looks her dead in the face and gets her by the throat...up we go...Stalling chokeslam! The Beginning of the End! 

 

Bianca: Tragedeigh rolls out of the ring, what's she doing? She's got a chair! In the ring and blasting Genesis with it! Genesis gets her back with a right hook and STOs her onto the chair! He sets up a table, and Tragedeigh is up at the neck, CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE! Tragedeigh is out! And Genesis steps on her mask as she gets to her feet, looks like it was an accident but I don't think Tragedeigh sees it that way.

 

Tragedeigh is eliminated by Genesis!

 

 

Colin: Tragedeigh is steaming and taking her time to leave.

 

Bianca: Well she better get out soon, the final competitor is coming out.

 

I Fight Dragons "Money" plays as Cassandra Cash walks out, briefcase full of money in hand as Tragedeigh sets up a table. (Entrant #60)

 

 

Colin: Genesis staring down his final competitor, wait, Genesis, don't take your eye of Tragedeigh...LOW BLOW BY TRAGEDEIGH! Tragedeigh Curtain Calls Genesis through the table! For all intents and purposes, Genesis is eliminated! 

 

Genesis is eliminated by Tragedeigh!

 

 

Colin: So wait...who wins now? Tragedeigh eliminated the last person, but Cassandra Cash is the last one standing? But should that elimination count?

 

Bianca: I feel like Ash will maybe clear it up, here they come.

 

Ash: Here is your winner...

 

Suddenly, the lights cut out, plunging the arena into darkness. A murmur spreads through the crowd.

 

Colin: Wait—what’s happening? Are we still on the air?!

 

Bianca: I don’t know, but something doesn’t feel right...

 

A single purple spotlight illuminates the stage as the opening riff of "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring rips through the silence. The crowd erupts in an overwhelming roar, shaking the foundation of the arena.

 

In the dim light, a figure sits cross-legged at the top of the ramp—Balor Wolfe. His signature dog mask hides his face as he remains still, lost in meditation. A moment later, from either side of him, Alastor and Eros emerge. Alastor’s devilish grin glows under the eerie lighting, his top hat casting shadows, while Eros walks with an air of quiet confidence. The trio stands as one, an unshakable force.

 

 

Colin: Oh my god! It’s him! It’s Balor Wolfe!

 

Commentator Two: "The Champion of the Gods is HERE! And look who’s with him—Alastor and Eros! This is about to get chaotic!"

 

The music swells. Eros steps in front of Balor, resting a hand on his shoulder, and Balor finally rises. He removes his mask with a slow, deliberate motion, revealing his platinum blonde hair and piercing eyes. The moment he does, the crowd explodes again, the electricity in the air palpable.

 

As the first "You're gonna go far, kid!" echoes through the arena, Balor begins his march to the ring, eyes locked on Cassandra Cash and Tragedeigh who lean on the ropes, expressions shifting from smug to uncertain. Andra Jones sends Tragedeigh and Genesis back.

 

Balor reaches the apron and leaps effortlessly over the top rope, landing smoothly. He strides past Wrestler X without acknowledging him, making his way to the turnbuckle. He climbs up, spreading his arms wide, embracing the overwhelming energy of the crowd. The music abruptly cuts off, plunging the arena into an eerie silence.

 

Then, Alastor raises his hands like a conductor, his fingers moving methodically through the air. The crowd catches on immediately, beginning to sing the lyrics in unison. Their voices boom through the arena:

 

Crowd: "With a thousand lies and a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away, nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives!"

 

Alastor grins wider, swaying his hands as if guiding an orchestra, conducting the audience in perfect rhythm. The moment builds, and just as the final chorus nears its climax, Alastor bows deeply, sweeping his top hat off in a grand theatrical gesture. The crowd erupts into deafening cheers.

 

Balor steps down from the turnbuckle, his eyes burning with intensity. Instead of sitting in the corner, he walks to the opposite set of ropes, standing inches away from Cassandra Cash, his piercing gaze locked onto hers.

 

Eros lingers near the ropes, his expression calm yet knowing, as if he understands the gravity of the moment before them.

 

Alastor remains at ringside, his grin widening, his fingers twitching as if ready to orchestrate something sinister.

 

Colin: Look at this! Balor is standing right in front of Cassandra! This is a message!

 

Bianca: No, I am just getting word from the big bosses that this match is still going!

 

Andra Jones suddenly slides back into the ring, quickly moving towards Cassandra. She gestures for her to prepare to fight, signaling that the match is not over. The crowd erupts once again, the energy in the building reaching a fever pitch as Balor Wolfe stands unwavering, the fate of Cassandra hanging in the balance. Cassandra sighs and gets ring ready.

 

 

Colin: Radio Silence throwing this already confusing end into further chaos. We knew they were coming but we didn't expect this to be the way it went.

 

Bianca: The fans are pumped about it, I'm pumped about it, Balor Wolfe in action. 

 

Colin: Cass takes the first run at it and front dropkick pushing Balor back. She flips back, enziguiri! Going to smash the knee, picks Wolfe up by the leg, gets himself out of it with a Pele Kick!  Follow up into a spinning back kick! It's a thing of poetry to watch. Sending Cash off the ropes and trying to catch her into a Pop-Up Spinebuster but she rolls behind him and he's ready with a superkick! Going for the deadlift German but judo flip by Cash.

 

Bianca: Cass with a spinaroony into a leg drop! Even in her money era she still fights like she's staying true to herself. She kicks Wolfe in the head, and pulls spiked knucks out of her high bun! She's driving them into Wolfe's face with reckless abandon. Off the ropes, fist drop with the spiked knucks! Off the rope to do it again and no Balor to be found, as he rolls out of the way, off the ropes himself with a leaping lariat! 

 

Colin: Cass up but Wolfe catches with the Snap DDT! Cass frustrated and rolling away from Balor, catching her breath on the ropes, Balor taking the run and basement dropkick but Cass jumps and Balor to the outside! Alastor tosses Balor a chair, and here comes some of Zora Luthor International!

 

 

Bianca: It's Chaos out on the floor as Alastor and Eros are now outnumbered, wait a minute, here comes Zagreus to even the odds!

 

 

Colin: Balor using the chair to get Cassandra into a rope hung DDT! And Cass falls out of the ring, Kalpana and Imogen catch her, Zagreus and Alastor offer their hands and Balor comes out to the outside! Balor and Cass held up by their respective teams now, and going blow for blow! The fists are flying! They grapple. Zora goes to get a table...no, Eros trying to wrest the table from Zora! Balor with an uppercut to Cass! She stumbles a bit and her group loses a second of footing, she blocks the uppercut with the other hand and hook to the head! Balor is stumbling! Tug of war still going! This is madness!

 

Bianca: Zora's group pulls Cass back and launch Cass at Balor NO BALOR CATCHES INTO A DDT AND THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE! Was it a DDT?! Was it a spear?! WHO WON?!

 

Colin: Andra is calling it! Andra whispers to Ash and Ash seems unsure but nods.

 

Ash: The winner of this is match...and getting the Mania Shot at Spring Sting...

 

Bianca: The suspense is killing me, Colin!

 

Ash: is...BALOR WOLFE!

 

 

Colin: Zora Luthor and co are apoplectic! Balor Wolfe wasn't even supposed to be in this match! Somehow I don't think this is over!

 

Bianca: Since Luthor is already here, let's keep it going.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a 30-Minute Iron Person Match! Already in the ring, from Wall Street, the Corporate Corruptor, Zora Luthor!

 

 

Astronautilus "The River, The Woods" plays and blue and green lights strobe as Morgan Maverick comes out, surrounded by holograms of animals. 

 

 

Ash: And her opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the Woman of the Woods, MORGAN MAVERICK!

 

The bell rings. 

 

Colin: Zora starts with a bodyslam! Morgan with a kick to get back at her. Zora grabs the leg and flings her. Zora punches Morgan in the face, and then hits her with the Pink Slip! She got the pink slip from ZLI and now she's getting one here. Morgan responding with an absolute bodyslam! Zora locks a sharpshooter in-Morgan taps!

 

Zora 1, Morgan 0

 

Bianca: That was a quick win - Morgan with a fist drop. Stomp by Zora Luthor and elbow drop to follow. Morgan rolls back and spinebuster to Zora! Zora throwing quick fists and monkey flip! Executive Decision by Zora! Zora leg drop. Morgan trips Zora. Zora back to her feet and deadlift back suplex to Morgan. Powerslam by Zora! Morgan throwing punches and Zora returning in kind, then hitting a neckbreaker! Punch by Morgan. It's a lot of brawling in this. 

 

Colin: Zora hits a fist drop. Morgan off the ropes and a powerslam! Zora rolls up and locks in the Shareholder! But Morgan punches Zora in the ribs and is let free. Zora attempts a ripcord and Morgan brings a boot. Piledriver by Morgan! Morgan throws Zora into the corner, Zora moves and Morgan hits the corner. Taken to the top, CORPORATE LADDER! Fist drop by Zora Luthor. 

 

Bianca: Pacing themselves, not going for big moves too much. Morgan with a military press!  Zora charges and Morgan irish whips her out of the ring onto the empty chair cart! Zora jumps back into the ring and Morgan catches with a front slam!

 

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Zora 1, Morgan 1

 

Colin: Morgan with a forearm shot! Zora throws Morgan off the ropes and lariat! Zora with a frankensteiner pin...

 

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Zora 2, Morgan 1

 

Bianca: Zora with a Saito! Morgan gets up and swinging neckbreaker! Zora gets the headlock and Three Amigos! Locking in the Shareholder! NO! MORGAN FIGHTS INTO AN OPERATION DRAGON! Morgan picks Zora up with the cross, DROP INTO THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLE! 

 

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Zora 2, Morgan 2

 

Colin: Morgan picks Zora up and a front slam! Morgan with a fist drop! Zora keeps trying the Shareholder, will it work this time? Morgan trying to get the ropes but can't do it and taps!

 

Zora 3, Morgan 2

 

Bianca: It's a real back and forth between these two. Had they stayed in the same group they might have been unstoppable. Morgan with a brutal knee shot! Following up with a double punch, throwing Zora off the ropes and THE MORG! 

 

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Zora 3, Morgan 3

 

Colin: Morgan starting to get a groove going with a stiff punch! Morgan wraps the arm around and arm trapped flatliner! going for a pin but Morgan kicks up! Morgan with a solid airplane spin! Hey, remember when she was a flight instructor? That was cool. Kip up lariat by Zora! Morgan pops up with a Pele Kick! Zora and Morgan exchanging blows now. Zora with a Pink Slip! Going for a cover-

 

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Zora 4, Morgan 3

 

Bianca: Zora keeps Morgan down with an elbow drop. I don't think that this is how Morgan imagined this going. Zora makes another Executive Decision! 

 

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Zora 5, Morgan 3

 

Colin: Morgan getting to her feet, you can see this match has already taken so much toll on her. Maverick with a shining wizard to Zora! Zora goes for a roll-up...

 

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Zora 6, Morgan 3

 

Bianca: Not even 10 minutes have passed and we have 9 falls. How is this happening. Morgan having trouble getting up, Zora sits on her again-

 

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Zora 7, Morgan 3

 

Colin: Morgan trying to punch back now. Morgan with a spinning sidewalk slam! Going for the pin-

 

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Zora 7, Morgan 4

 

Bianca: Morgan picks Zora up and here we go, Morg Number 2! Morgan rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair! Morgan whangs Zora with the chair! Morgan tries to go for a leg drop with the chair and Zora rolls out! Morgan chaired herself! Zora gets the chair and stomps it on Morgan's face! Stomp number 2! Morgan manages to push the chair out of the way and reverse stomp 3 into a schoolboy pin!

 

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Zora 7, Morgan 5

 

Colin: Morgan tries to pick Zora up for a powerbomb, Zora locks in an armbar! But Morgan quickly slides out of it, or so she thinks but Zora wraps it around to a Crossface!  Morgan taps!

 

Zora 8, Morgan 5

 

Bianca: Zora tries to keep the hold in but Andra tells her to let it go, Morgan punches Zora in the face. Zora turns that punch into an armbar! Morgan taps again!

 

Zora 9, Morgan 5

 

Colin: Morgan struggling and getting herself to the ropes, Zora charges her and Morgan catches her with the forearm shot. She's still got the fight in her. For how long though, I don't know. A punch to Zora. Zora responds with a face wash. Morgan grabs the foot and goes for a bridging pin!

 

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Zora 9, Morgan 6

 

Zora grabs a microphone.

 

Zora: Morgan. Morgan. What are we doing here. This is just going to go back and forth, and we're both going to be destroyed. Look. The reality is that your limbs are weak. I've been making you submit right from the jump, and you really don't have any hope of beating me. So, I'm willing to let you back in, if you stop now and declare me the winner. We were a good team. You could have international status.

 

Colin: Don't do it, Morgan!

 

Bianca: Wait, here comes Razi Shah!

 

 

Razi: I know that you feel hopeless now. Morgan, listen to me. You have come so far on your own and freed yourself from the grasp of these people who took advantage of you. You still have time to fight back, you only need three more falls to tie this up. Morgan. You do not need to give up.

 

Imogen and Kalpana enter the ring.

 

 

Kalpana produces brass knuckles from her hair and hands them to Zora, who offers them to Morgan.

 

Zora: You can be protected, you can be back into the fold. No more forcing yourself to lay down for me after tonight. I realize that was garbage behavior for one of the strongest people I know. I would not be asking this of you if I wasn't already in the lead. It's not about a win for me, it's about mercy for you. It's about self-preservation. 

 

Morgan looks at the crowd, chanting "Don't do it!" Morgan looks at the knuckles, and the clock which has been frozen.

 

Zora: You can't run out the time, and even if you did, it would mean I win anyway. Hand me the win that I will have anyway. 

 

Morgan looks at the crowd again, smiles a little, and takes the knuckles. Morgan punches out Razi Shah and hugs Zora before raising her hand. Zora hands her the microphone.

 

Morgan: The Philly Phirebrand's back, bitches. And hey gals, wasn't this going to be your opponent?

 

Kalpana and Imogen nod.

 

Zora: You know, being a CEO, I need to be up on the rules. And one of them is, any celebrity visiting can be given jurisdiction as referee if they are not in a match with a simple form. With that in mind, I'd like to introduce you to the celebrity face of Zora Luthor International-

 

Keira Knightley walks out in a referee shirt holding one of the tag belts.

 

 

Colin: No! Keira Knightley has joined ZLI! And it looks like this is about to go down! Kalpana puts one foot on Razi, and Keira counts-

 

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Kalpana and Imogen win by Pinfall!

 

 

Zora: Here are your winners and the NEW MAWL Tag Team Champions, representing Zora Luthor International, Deep Space 10 Kalpana and the Reflection of Perfection Imogen!

 

Colin: A rose by any other name, I guess.

 

Bianca: Let's take it backstage, where Cristel is talking to Kid Kross.

 

Cristel Bassano: Kid Kross congratulations on your advancement to the Four Chambers Match

Kross: Thank you Cristel. What an honor it is. I ate right through El Pollo Loco just as I will finish off seconds In the four chambers match.

Cristel Bassano: How do you prepare for the likes of Goldberg?

Kross: I know Goldberg, I’ve met a thousand Goldbergs and krossed right over them. Goldberg you’re an angry little man with chip crumbs on his shoulder. You may have been 10,000-0 in your career but you’ve never krossed paths with the likes of me. I’m like running from a tornado through a trailer park bud and when it’s all said and done I’ll be the one burying you. One, two, three.

Kid Kross walks off backstage.

 

 

El Gallito Loco is shadowboxing in front of a mirror, hyping himself up with exaggerated “cock-a-doodle-doos” and karate-style poses. Tortuga de Acero shuffles in, adjusting his shell-themed singlet, arms crossed.

 

Tortuga de Acero:

“Gallito, we need to talk.”

 

El Gallito Loco (mid-flex):

“Talk? No time for that, amigo! I’m practicing my new move—The Rooster Rumble! Hah! Hoo! Hah!” 

 

He flails with wild, sloppy punches.

 

Tortuga de Acero (unimpressed):

“Is the ‘Rumble’ part where you fall flat on your face?”

 

El Gallito Loco (pausing, grinning):

“Only if it gets a pop from the crowd!”

 

Tortuga de Acero (serious):

“That’s what I mean. You’re always chasing laughs, but you’re laughing at me half the time.”

 

El Gallito Loco (blinking):

“What? No way! You’re my partner! My shell brother! My—”

 

Tortuga de Acero (cutting him off):

“Then why am I always the punchline? You’re out there calling me ‘Slowpoke,’ dragging me to the ring like I’m luggage, and throwing me at opponents without warning!”

 

El Gallito Loco:

“Hey, the Turtle Toss is a classic! The people love it!”

 

Tortuga de Acero:

“I almost landed in the third row last time!”

 

El Gallito pauses, his usual grin fading as he sees Tortuga’s frustration.

 

El Gallito Loco (softening):

“…I didn’t know it bothered you, hermano.”

 

Tortuga de Acero:

“I get it. You’re the fiery one, and I’m the slow-and-steady guy. But I’m not just some joke—I want to win as much as you do.”

 

A rare moment of silence. El Gallito scratches his chin thoughtfully, then suddenly slaps Tortuga on the back.

 

El Gallito Loco:

“You’re right! You’re not just my sidekick—you’re my shell-shocked superstar! I’ve been so busy making the crowd laugh, I forgot the best laughs come from winning!”

 

Tortuga de Acero (grinning):

“So… you’ll actually listen to my game plans?”

 

El Gallito Loco (nodding dramatically):

“Yes! Starting now… you call the shots!”

 

Tortuga’s eyes narrow.

 

Tortuga de Acero:

“…You’re just saying that so I stop yelling at you, aren’t you?”

 

El Gallito Loco (grinning slyly):

“Maybe… but hey, if we win, you get all the credit! Deal?”

 

Tortuga de Acero (smiling, extending his hand):

“Deal.”

 

[They shake hands, then immediately go into their over-the-top tag pose—El Gallito flapping his “wings” and Tortuga flexing with his fists tucked into his “shell” like a turtle withdrawing.]

 

El Gallito Loco:

“Los Héroes de la Calle—Version 2.0!”

 

Tortuga de Acero:

“Less flapping. More snapping.”

 

El Gallito Loco (laughing):

“I like it! Let’s go win some fights—and some fans!”

 

They bump fists, then march off in unison—El Gallito in his usual frantic strut, Tortuga in his classic slow shuffle. After a few steps…

 

El Gallito Loco (groaning):

“Tortuga… we’re doing the slow walk thing again, aren’t we?”

 

Tortuga de Acero (grinning):

“Oh, absolutely.”

 

Screen fades to black as the scene ends.

 

 

Colin: So Heroes de la Calle are looking to take things more seriously. I appreciate the effort, but we'll see what comes of it.

 

Bianca: In fact, we'll see next, as Ash introduces our Trios Title Match! Ash?

 

Ash: The following is a Fatal Four Corners Match and it is for the Trios Title!

 

Lively Mariachi music plays. A platform lowers as Tortuga De Acero, El Gallito Loco, and Capybara wave to the crowd. and pose Tortuga looks slightly less than pleased. Capybara adds his own poses to the proceedings which amount to jumping up and down in place with his muscles out.

 

 

Ash: First, the challengers! Capybara and the team of El Gallito Poco and Tortuga De Acero, known as Los Heroes de la Calle!

 

Bianca: Gallito JUST promised Tortuga there would be no rushing, but apparently this decision came from Leila as there are four teams and more matches to get through.

 

Three Days Grace "Animal I Have Become" plays as Lionheart, Jaguar King, and Victor Kingston walk out pounding fists of people in the audience and plumes of fire following them. 

 

 

Ash: Next! Victor Kingston, and the team of Lionheart and Jaguar King, known collectively as Animalities!

 

Colin: Two lions, two Kings, two lifelong team mates, and none of those are the same pairing. Together they could prove to be incredibly dangerous as Venn Diagrams go.

 

Interrupters "Bad Guy" plays as Kelly, Kylie, and Krissy Kruel enter the arena, mocking the fans and making gag motions with their fingers.

 

 

Ash: Next out, the team of Krissy, Kylie, and Kelly Kruel! 

 

Colin: They used to be three of the friendliest women in wrestling and they've all turned a rather rough corner. And here they are intent on causing pain and misery.

 

Bianca: I think Kylie even named one of her moves "Stop Smiling." If you're wondering where their heads are at.

 

DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" plays as Sprinkl, Syndy Sweet, and Sprinkl come out fist pumping and mocking the fans.

 

 

Ash: And the champions! Sprinkl, Syndy Sweet, and Sugar Cooki, they are SugarKoma!

 

The bell rings as Capybara, Victor Kingston, Kylie, and Sprinkl start.

 

Bianca: And we're off! Kylie throws Sprinkl into her corner, tags in Krissy, and they're working through a double stomp combo! Kingston grapples Cap and hits him with a European Uppercut! Victor tags in Lion and sending Krissy off the ropes, double arm whip! Sprinkl running from the corner and hits Cap with a big boot! Krissy tags Kylie back in.

 

Colin: Lionheart and Sprinkl get Cap up, holding....holding...double stalling brainbuster! Cap's really taking it rough! Sprinkl cops the pin attempt-

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Capybara is eliminated by Sprinkl!

 

 

Tortuga de Acera enters the match!

 

Colin: Sprinkl blasting Tortuga with the America's Run! Krissy with a hurricanrana on Lionheart and going for a pin-

 

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Bianca: Lionheart kicks at 1 and locks Krissy in a dragon sleeper, wait he's got Tortuga in one two, LOOK AT THIS POWER DOUBLE CODE BLUE! And he's going to try to pin both but Krissy gets out of the way and he just goes for Tortuga!

 

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Colin: Tortuga kicks! Krissy tags in Kelly, Tortuga lifts Lionheart up and Sprinkl joining him! They elevate and a rollicking powerbomb to Lionheart! Kelly with the K2 to Tortuga! And this opens up Lionheart to spear Sprinkl! Kelly going for the pin but Tortuga kicks out!  Steel indeed. Kelly tries to go for a hurricanrana pin on Tortuga but he reverses to a powerbomb! Tortuga starting to charge up, and Kelly rolls her eyes, hits Lionheart with a hurrincanrana instead. Don't approach Tortuga, Sprinkl, unless you want to take the SHELL SHOCK SLAM! Tortuga with the cover-

 

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Sprinkl is eliminated by Tortuga de Acero!

 

 

Colin: Tortuga wanted to be taken more seriously and I think this is a good start towards that goal! 

 

Syndy Sweet enters the match!

 

Bianca: Lion with a quick punch to Kelly and Syndy Sweet with a spinning headscissors to Tortuga! Kelly runs and K2s both Sweet and Tortuga! Going for the pin but Sweet rolls away and just Tortuga left holding the bag!

 

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Tortuga de Acero is eliminated by Kelly Kruel!

 

 

El Gallito Loco enters the match!

 

Bianca: It's up to Gallito to take the win for their team now! Kelly throws Gallito off the ropes and Gallito ducks the clothesline to come back with a headbutt! Syndy Sweet drills Lionheart with a Preheat! Gallito scares Syndy away and Lionheart thanks him with a Heartstopper! Kelly with a frankensteiner to Sweet and going for the pin but Syndy kicks out before 1. Kelly off the ropes, blasts Lionheart with a spinning wheel then jumps off his back and catches Gallito with it! Syndy tries to lift Kelly up for the Preheat but she turns it into an inverted cutter! Gallito charges Lionheart and completely misses, whiffing to the outside of the ring! Suicide dive by Lionheart!

 

Colin: Sweet off the ropes and blasting Gallito with a moonsault splash! Lionheart takes a chair into the ring and clonks Kelly with it! Going for a pin-

 

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Colin: Kelly kicks up! Gallito back on the apron and Flying Feathers to Lionheart! Going for the pin-

 

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Bianca: Lionheart kicks! Gallito running around like a maniac, Sweet tries to hit with the Rocket Kick but Gallito ducks and Sweet blasted outside foot first! LIONHEART HITS KELLY WITH THE LION'S EDGE! Going for the pin-

 

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Kelly Kruel is eliminated by Lionheart!

 

 

Kylie Kruel enters the match!

 

Colin: Kylie immediately with a quick punch to Syndy Sweet, Flying Feathers to Lionheart again! 

 

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Bianca: Lionheart kicks out again and gives a driving Polish Hammer to Sweet! Both of them should probably tag out! Kylie blasts Gallito with the Stop Smiling! 

 

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El Gallito Loco is eliminated by Kylie Kruel! The team of Los Heroes de la Calle + Capybara are out!

 

 

Colin: Syndy charging at Lionheart and HITS IS IT CAKED! Kylie pushes her out of the way and cops the pin! but Lionheart kicks. Lionheart tries to go for the tag but Sweet cuts him off and Irish Whip to her own corner! Sweet tags in Sugar Cooki and Doomsday Device! Kylie trying to steal the pin again but Lionheart kicks up. Lionheart greats Sugar Cooki with a running knee shot. Lionheart tries the running knee with Kylie but she catches him into an exploder suplex. Lionheart really needs to get that tag. Sugar Cooki tags Sweet back in.

 

Bianca: He chooses instead to hit Kylie with a sling blade! And Kylie responds by telling him to Stop Smiling! Going for the cover-

 

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Lionheart is eliminated by Kylie Kruel!

 

 

Jaguar King enters the match!

 

Colin: Let this be a lesson to people in tag teams to actually tag. The teams remaining are pretty much even. Syndy Sweet blasts Jaguar King with a single leg dropkick. Kylie with the hurricanrana to Jaguar and tries for the pin but he kicks out easily. Syndy Sweet locks in the Baker's Dirty Dozen and Jaguar trying to reach for the ropes but can't do it and taps!

 

Jaguar King is eliminated by Syndy Sweet!

 

 

Victor Kingston enters the match!

 

Colin: Victor Kingston has to hold it down for his team now. Syndy and Kylie hit stereo roundhouses on Kingston! Syndy hits a headscissors on Kylie Kruel! Kylie responds with locking in the Crossface but Sugar Cooki stomps her out of it. Sweet locks in the Baker's Dirty Dozen! Kylie reaching, can't do it! She taps!

 

Kylie Kruel is eliminated by Syndy Sweet!

 

 

Krissy Kruel enters the match!

 

Bianca: The champs now finding themselves at a considerable advantage! Kingston hits a pumphandle slam on Sweet! Krissy nails the Total Package on Kingston! 

 

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Colin: Kingston kicks out. Krissy tries to roll up Kingston but he reverses into an O'Connor! 

 

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Colin: Krissy Kruel kicks out. Krissy and Kingston look at each other and hit stereo kicks on Sweet! And Kingston turns around and pops Kruel. Syndy tries to roll Kingston up but he reverses into a bridging pin! Syndy kicks out. Kingston and Krissy with dual flatliner! Goes for the pin but Syndy kicks before 1. Syndy off the ropes and hits both of them with a front dropkick. Kingston up and butterfly backbreaker to Krissy. Krissy kips up and Total Package to Syndy! Kingston neutralizes Sugar...

 

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Syndy Sweet is eliminated by Krissy Kruel!

 

 

Sugar Cooki enters the match!

 

Colin: Tagging is no longer an option. Kingston hits Krissy with the King's Requiem but Sugar kicks him off! Sugar and Krissy approach him and he snap suplexes them both! Sugar Cooki locks in Santa's Lap on Krissy and Krrisy taps!

 

Krissy Kruel is eliminated by Sugar Cooki! The team of Kruel is out!

 

 

Bianca: It's down to the Champs and the Kings. Kingston hits Sugar Cooki with the discus lariat. And Kingston follows that up with the European Uppercut. And a fist drop! Kingston off the ropes to try to get something going and Cooki moves1 Cooki picks up for a Deadlift German. Kingston with a sharp elbow to get her to space him some. Up and Spinebuster to Cooki! King's Requiem #2!

 

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Sugar Cooki is eliminated by Victor Kingston! SugarKoma is out!

 

 

Ash: Here are your winners, and the NEW TRIOS CHAMPIONS-

 

Offspring "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" plays as Zagreus, Johnny, and V stand on the apron holding what appears to be a contract.

 

 

Colin: Ugh, not again.

 

Bianca: And we are greeted once more by Radio Silence, who have chosen to insert themselves into a title race, we don't know if that paper they're holding holds any weight, but they are descending upon the ring. Jaguar King and Lionheart try to block their new friend, but Johnny and V easily dispatch them, Zagreus into the ring and Music Like Apollo to Kingston, going down for the count! Covering!

 

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Ash: Here are your winners, V, Johnny, and Zagreus, the- (Zagreus whispers in Ash's ear) Daedalus Effect.

 

 

Colin: Somehow, I feel that this one isn't over either. But it will certainly fuel the flames for Spring Sting.

 

Bianca: Radio Silence making their presence felt in a huge way. This is the chaos we've come to know and...love? Is love the operative word I'm looking for? From our federation here.

 

Colin: Well, if this is the last time we're working on the same side, this is a hell of a way to do it.

 

Bianca: Ah, don't underestimate me Colin. I don't ring rust. I ring shine.

 

As the electrifying riff of "Tail Dragger" by Link Wray reverberates through the dimly lit stadium, anticipation hangs thick in the air.

 

Colin: I believe you. Speaking of ring shine, the sounds of Link Wray often indicate one of our current champs.

 

Out walks JP Spears and Sarah Sharp make their grand entrance, radiating confidence and charisma. With the Inferno Championship proudly displayed around his waist, JP strikes a pose for the roaring crowd. Sarah embraces him warmly, planting a kiss on his cheek—a moment that encapsulates their undeniable bond.

 

 

Together, they glide down the ramp, heading to the right side of the arena. JP leaps up with and poses as he holds the ropes open for Sarah as they both engage with the audience, eliciting a mix of cheers and boos that only fuels their fire.

 

Grasping a microphone, JP strides confidently to center stage, casually draping the Inferno Championship over his shoulder like a badge of honor.

 

JP: “Thank you so much for that warm welcome!” 

 

He pauses to take in the crowd's reactions.

 

JP: It’s kinda funny, you know. I just knew I was destined for greatness when everything fell into place—the championship around my waist and this incredible woman by my side! This is where I belong, and trust me when I say: you better get used to seeing us dominate this ring!

 

Winning championships? Outperforming? Outshining? We’re on an unstoppable freight train barreling straight to the pinnacle of this business! There’s no slowing us down; soon enough, we’ll be adorned in gold from head to toe!

 

With passion igniting his words, he continues: 

 

JP: Every time I step into this arena, it’s not just an entrance—it’s a declaration! A testament to what hard work and determination can achieve. Tonight? We’re here to take care of some pretenders who don’t even deserve to share this ring with us! We take care of our business tonight, Sarah in her four chambers match and me defending this strap right here. Together, no one can stop us. 

 

JP passes the microphone to Sarah, who fully feels in her brash era.

 

Sarah: I mean let’s look at this, right? You have to put two “legends” in my chamber to even have a chance of stopping me. Here’s a little translation term for you uninitiated and new to wrestling: legend means “past my prime.” That the only reason I still get to be in the ring is because I have “history.” Goldberg? My dad rooted for Goldberg. I think I was birthed in a Goldberg shirt. And Maki, little sweet Maki. Babe, you gotta pick a lane, if you try to be a singer and a wrestler you’re not gonna be fully effective at either. And Kid Kross, the tag along little brother. Easy pickings. And Ace Anarchy? I just-

 

Sarah can’t stop herself from chuckling scornfully. 

 

Sarah: Which parent didn’t give you the sweet 16 present you wanted that you have to say “I’m a rebel now guys!” “I’m gonna show my individuality by dressing in the approved outfit by the Anarchy Society!” Who hurt you? You know what? It doesn’t matter because my man here is gonna hurt you so, so much worse. You’re looking at the future here. And we’ll make Spearheads out of all of you. Or at least trample you trying.

 

Sarah smirks and crosses her arms at the boos that intermingle with the cheers. The energy in the room surges as JP's speech resonates with fans—both supporters and skeptics alike—igniting excitement for what's next.

 

Colin: Brazen words from the champ, and the woman who may or may not walk out champ.

 

Bianca: The difference between brazen and brave is if you can back up your words. And these two are already backing them up.

 

Colin: You're not wrong about that. It's a young team yet, but they're definitely going to be trouble for the locker room. But I see Ash approaching meaning this title match is about to go down.

 

Ash enters the ring.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Inferno Title!

 

 

Ash: Already in the ring! Accompanied by Spearhead Sarah Sharp, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the MAWL Inferno Champion, J! P! Spears!

 

White sparks rain down over the entrance as Ace Anarchy bursts onto the stage. The screen behind him fills with falling ‘Joker’ playing cards, which ignite to reveal an anarchy symbol. As Oni feat. Sueco "Spark" hits, red and white strobe lights flash in sync with the rhythm. Ace Anarchy throws his arms up, singing along behind his mask. He bounces down the ramp, high-fiving and fist-bumping fans before sliding into the ring, ready for action.

 

 

Ash: And his opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 225 pounds, the Thunder from Down Under, AAAACE AAAANARCHY!

 

The bell rings as the men grapple up.

 

Colin: This match definitely promises to be explosive! Locked up and Spears starts us off with a blasting suplex, holding onto Ace as he hits him again with a fisherman! Easy escape from Ace. Spears with a few quick head punches and throwing Ace across the pond, Ace comes back ducks the lariat around again, Running Big Boot to Spears!

 

Bianca: Spears pushed back but maintains footing, locking up again, gets Ace in a neckbreaker and Ace swings the neckbreaker in the other direction! Starts to go for a run but trip by Spears halts the momentum. Only for a moment though as Ace rolls himself backwards and runs back to give himself some momentum, STATE OF DECAY TAKES SPEARS OFF HIS FEET! We don't know who watches the Watchmen but now we know who spears the Spears! Ace looking to end this one quickly-

 

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 Ace Anarchy wins by Pinfall with the State of Decay!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and the NEW MAWL INFERNO CHAMPION, AAAACE AAAANARCHY!

 

Colin: Holy crap! Ace Anarchy makes quick work of the now former champion! Sarah Spears in the ring and getting in Ace's face but she and Spears leave the ring together to plot their next move as Ace stands tall with the belt! 

 

Bianca: I foresee problems for the new champ. No one's been able to hold onto a belt so far, we're 0 for 3 on retaining. 

 

Colin: I would call it 0 for 2 and a half, since Luthor and her evil corporate stooges stole that belt off Razi Shah and Dagger couldn't even make it to the ring, but sure. At least the next champ is on her home turf!

 

Bianca: That's right, we're heading to Donna Matrix's dungeon where she will be defending against JCM Ace. What's dungeon rules?

 

Colin: Dungeon rules is basically you win when you make your opponent use the safeword. That can be through submission or torture, it doesn't matter really. It's not a match for the faint of heart. 

 

 

JCM Ace walks from the hallway into a grungy room, yet somehow also pristine at the same time. The walls are adorned with what you might expect from a dungeon - chains on the wall, a torture rack - but much of the other accoutrements are fashioned of old computer parts. Donna's favored cat o' nine-tails made of ethernet cables, in multiple colors. Spiked masks and gloves where the spikes are motherboards jammed into a shard position. An iron maiden that uses sharpened keyboard keys that have been popped out. A "barbed wire" bat made of broken and jagged CD-Roms.

 

 

As he explores the environment, awaiting his fight, he sees a Commodore 64 computer that has a flashing green cursor. As he looks closer he reads the screen:

 

 

JCM Ace smirks and decides not to press the button. Donna Matrix stands behind him.

 

 

JCM starts with quick punches. Donna hits a low blow and facebuster onto the cold floor., which she calls the Rabbithole. JCM rolls back and hits a German Suplex. He picks up a keyboard and whacks Donna up the face with it. Donna smiles and throws JCM directly into the wall. Donna grabs the cat o' nine-tails and wraps it around JCM's throat, pushing her heel into his back. JCM punches Donna in the leg, and she drives the heel further into his back. JCM grabs the oher leg and judo flips Donna over his head. JCM powerslams her onto the table with the computer. Donna takes a disconnected CPU tower and drives it into his spine. Quick punch by JCM to Donna. Getting up the spin, and hits the Ace Bomb. Donna jumps from the table and hits the Redpill (Code Red). JCM with a snap DDT as he gets up. Donna gets the whip and lashes him. She throws him into the wall and grabs the CD-Rom Bat, loading it on his spine. She spikes him in the face with the Bat. She flapjacks him onto the floor. Big walk onto the back of Ace. She uses the chain to lock the CD Rom bat, and snake eyes Ace into it. Ace tries to get to his feet and she spears him. JCM tries to hammer fist her and she back body drops him. Quick kicks to the face of Ace. Ace with a dragon screw. Donna hits him with a front dropkick into the wall. Ace's blood starts getting all over her pristine dungeon, this just frustrates her further and she stomps him out. He hits her with an Alabama Slam. She hits him with a quick cutter, and smears his blood in his eyes. He swings multiple times and lands a few fists. She bodyslams him onto the table. JCM reaches his hand to grab the mouse and hits F1 on the keyboard. The computer reads-

 

 

Donna smashes JCM in the face with the computer, showing him the safeword right up close. She hits him with the monitor again. He kicks the throws this monitor to the side and throws fists. She arm whips him off the table and he tumbles on the ground, rolling over the chair. JCM headbutts Donna, getting his blood on her face. Donna with an arm whip. JCM punches Donna back. They go blow for blow. JCM Ace takes some of the CD Rom of the bat and wraps it around his wrist. He hits Donna with a 3rd Ave and locks her in the Pompano Clutch, pushing the CD into her shoulder. Donna seems to enjoy it at first, then tries to get it off, and as he presses the CD Rom in further, Donna spits "Wafer Heart."  JCM Ace lets go and she hands him the title. JCM holds it over his shoulder and walks out to the arena.

 

 

Jim Johnston "My Time (Triple H Theme)" walks out, holding the belt to cheers.

 

Ash: Here is your winner, and the NEW Asylum Champion, JCM ACE!

 

 

Bianca: Even in her home turf, she could not hold onto the belt! JCM Ace landmark victory! 

 

Colin: Ace has been bloodied bruised and beaten down but he came out on top, and proven himself a truly domin-

 

The lights go dimly lit.

 

Bianca: Oh good lord.

 

A red haze filling the space as the eerie sound of distant, discordant Spanish guitars hum through the speakers. The MAWL crowd murmurs in uneasy anticipation. Then—BOOM!—a sudden explosion of crimson pyrotechnics ignites the stage, casting ominous shadows across the ramp.

 

Stepping into the spotlight is Ralph "El Orador" Silva, dressed impeccably in a tailored light blue suit, a silver microphone in hand. His expression is unreadable—equal parts calculated and impassioned. He waits for the murmuring to die down before raising the mic to his lips, his voice smooth, deliberate, and dangerously persuasive.

 

 

Ralph: Ladies and gentlemen… foolish, ignorant souls watching from your seats and screens alike—tonight, MAWL stands at the precipice of something it does not yet understand.

 

Ralph: You see, they have attempted to contain the inevitable. They have tried to put La Sangre Maldita in their separate cages, as if iron bars and reinforced glass could hold back the cursed blood that flows through their veins!

 

Ralph smirks, his piercing brown eyes scanning the crowd as he slowly paces the ring.

 

Ralph: The Four Chambers Match is not a test for Mal Sangre and Sombras. No… it is a punishment for their victims. MAWL has signed the death warrants of the poor souls trapped inside with them. They are not the ones caged—they are the executioners.

 

The audience roars, some in fear, others in excitement. Ralph chuckles, savoring the moment.

 

Ralph: And separately, you will see why they do not need each other to leave destruction in their wake. Sombras, a nightmare lurking in the abyss, striking unseen. Mal Sangre, a brute force of agony, breaking bodies like twigs in his path. They will carve their names in the bones of those who stand before them.

 

The lights flicker violently as the sound of whispering voices fills the speakers. A creeping shadow moves along the stage, slithering unnaturally before finally coalescing into Sombras, emerging from the darkness like a wraith. His mask—half-black, half-crimson—conceals his face, but his eyes gleam with malicious intent. He lifts his microphone and his voice is low, rasping, and haunting.

 

 

Sombras: The fools believe they are fighting wrestlers… but they do not yet realize they are trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.

 

Sombras: The shadows whisper their names to me… their fears… their weaknesses. And I will strike when their hope is strongest, because that is when it shatters the loudest.

 

Sombras turns his head slowly, his body language eerie and serpentine.

 

Sombras: There is no victory in survival. There is only suffering. And suffering is eternal.

 

Suddenly, a blood-red mist hisses from the stage, curling through the air like an omen of death. The atmosphere thickens as Mal Sangre steps forward, his towering frame casting a monstrous silhouette against the haze. He rolls his shoulders, cracking his knuckles, his heavy breaths audible through the microphone. His deep, guttural voice is raw and filled with violent promise.

 

 

 

Mal Sangre: "Pain… is an honor."

 

Mal Sangre: "To be beaten by me is to understand what it means to be forgotten… to be left in ruin, with nothing but your screams to remind you that you once existed."

 

He clenches his fists as his voice darkens.

 

Mal Sangre: "They will lock me in a chamber, thinking they can contain my rage. But I do not need a partner to make men beg. I do not need weapons to make them bleed. I am the weapon. I am the curse. And when the doors open, there will be nothing left but crimson stains and shattered souls."

 

Ralph steps between them, smiling in satisfaction. He raises his mic one last time.

 

Mal Sangre: "You were warned. Now, watch as the Four Chambers crumble around them. The bloodline of forgotten kings does not fade into the past… it drowns the present."

 

The lights snap to black. The crowd erupts in uneasy anticipation as a single ominous heartbeat reverberates through the speakers… a warning that La Sangre Maldita is coming.

 

 

Black Saber walks past Leila's office.

 

Leila (OS): Yes, I do understand your concern with all the other titles having changed places.

 

CN Starz (OS): The stars are supposed to have aligned for my client better than this.

 

Kaley Cuoco (OS): My partnership with Zodiac Zac doesn't work if he's not still a major face of the company. I've made a whole line-

 

Leila (OS): Well, you held up your part, don't worry, beating Blood Drawn should be a snap. In fact, Kaley, why don't-

 

Black Saber finds himself steaming. He had trained hard and was ready to prove himself, but Leila’s ways felt like a slap in the face, a blatant act of favoritism that left him fuming.

 

 

As he storms out of the locker room, he finds himself in the parking lot, the cool night air doing little to quell his anger. His new ally, Damian Blackheart, the enigmatic Doctor of Plague, is clearly frustrated.

 

 

Damian: Forsaken, for these reprobates? They aren't worthy of carrying my surgical kit, let alone stepping into my shoes.

 

Black Saber's bubbling anger builds up to a fever pitch.

 

Black Saber: This is ridiculous!

 

Black Saber kicks a trash can over in frustration.

 

Black Saber: Every time I think I have a chance to show what I'm made of, she pulls the rug out from under me! She prefers her little favorites while we bust our asses for scraps! Also, weren't we supposed to have a match tonight? Where's that?

 

Damian: We need to channel this anger into something productive. We can’t let her keep using us like pawns in her game.

 

In that moment, Black Saber pauses and looks around, ensuring they were not being watched.

 

Black Saber: I’ve been thinking, Damian. We need to create something bigger than ourselves. A stable that will stand against her corruption—something we can rally others around. We’ll call it Anti-System. We’ll punish Leila and her cronies for their favoritism. It’s time to show them that we’re not just here to be used. We’re going to take a stand and fight back!

 

The two wrestlers discussed their plans in hushed tones as the reality of their mission began to sink in. They were going to expose the corruption that ran deep within the promotion and create a movement that would resonate with all wrestlers who felt marginalized. But just as they were deep in conversation, they noticed a camera hidden behind a nearby car, capturing their every word. They shuffle away, and see the head sound engineer and head of security out having a smoke. They look at each other and before we can see what happens next, we move to-

 

 

Leila sits in her office sighing. It has been constant today, and from the knock it looks like it is going to continue.

 

 

Leila: Come in. 

 

Faith walks in uncharacteristically sheepish.

 

 

Faith: Am I in trouble?

 

Leila: No, I-what-no, why?

 

Faith: I was just wondering if I did something for you to strip my title.

 

Leila: I- (truly confused) What? I don't understand.

 

Faith: (getting increasingly stressed) Well, this morning I thought I had just misplaced the title this morning and I spent the morning looking for it and I didn't want to worry you and thought I'd just figure it out and then I saw Ace walked out with it and I knew he wouldn't just take it like that and I got so stressed and then I heard Ash announce and-

 

Leila: Okay. Breathe. I'm sure we can solve this.

 

Leila types on her computer. She scrolls around and her brow furrows. She looks at the card, then looks at the prompter cues written into the system.

 

Leila: I see what happened. The earlier match was supposed to be for the United States title, not the Asylum title. It must have been mistyped-

 

Two and two start to come together, and her expression turns sour.

 

Leila: Or hacked. Come with me.

 

Faith nods.

 

 

Donna Matrix sits smugly polishing the United States Title.

 

 

 

Donna: (to title) You didn't think I'd just give you away like that, did you, precious little boy?

 

Leila and Faith enter, expectantly.

 

 

Donna: The system has arrived.

 

Leila: That does not belong to you.

 

Donna: What is ownership, really, other than a bargain made with the gods of corp-

 

Faith halts her by grabbing her by the throat. Leila signals for her to stand down.

 

Leila: That title was won by JCM Ace.

 

Donna: No, the Asylum title was won by JCM Ace. It says so right on the site. You-

 

Faith: The Asylum Title Match is later. I know because I'm the champ.

 

Donna: And you need better security. I can help you design-

 

Leila holds the printed programs, which read "United States Title". She puts it in front of Donna.

 

Leila: You know, your rider is one of the pricier ones here. Do you know how much it's costing me to build your little adolescent ode to the early 90s? Do you think you're worth that?

 

Donna, humbled, hands over the United States Title.

 

 

A discussion and apology is given by Leila to Faith and JCM Ace as she hands them the correct titles. It can't be heard over the crowd and announcers coming back in but it seems everyone is happy with the resolution.

 

 

Colin (VO): It seems there had been some confusion in an earlier title match.

 

Bianca (VO): There was no "confusion", Colin, Donna Matrix hijacked the programming to keep her US Title and tried to steal off Faith's title in the process. 

 

Colin (VO): So JCM Ace gets the US, but has to give up Asylum. Huh. (beat) We'll see the actual title match after this upcoming one, it's going to be Zodiac Zac against Blood Drawn.

 

 

Colin: Have we had one title match that hasn't had some sort of drama to it?

 

Bianca: Come now. It wouldn't be use if things weren't at least a little chaotic.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Eurasian Title! 

 

 

The arena goes dark, and the sound of a slow, ominous drumbeat fills the air before Rage Against the Machine "Bulls On Parade". A blood-red spotlight illuminates the stage as he slowly makes his way to the ring. Blood Drawn stares down the crowd with cold, predatory eyes before stepping into the ring and roaring to signal his dominance.

 

 

Ash: First, the Challenger! From Steelhaven, weighing 285 pounds, BLOOD DRAWN!

 

Colin: Blood Drawn didn't have the greatest first few days, but a title win could really turn things around for him.

 

The lights change to a blue tint with rotating golden astrological signs. The Flaming Lips "Aquarius Sabotage" plays Zodiac Zac walks out doing a swirling motion in front of his face with his hands. Behind him is his manager, a famed astrologer who here goes by CN Starz.

 

 

Ash: And the Champion! Accompanied by CN Starz, from Reno, Nevada, weighing in at 212 pounds, he is the Eurasian Champion, Zodiac Zac!! (holding their ear, beat) And now, our special guest referee-

 

Colin: Wait, what? This wasn't in the cards!

 

Barenaked Ladies "The Theory of Everything" starts to play as Kaley Cuoco walks out!

 

Kaley waves to the crowd, when suddenly Barenaked Ladies "The Theory of Everything" is cut off to this audio clip-

 

Leila (OS): Yes, I do understand your concern with all the other titles having changed places.

 

CN Starz (OS): The stars are supposed to have aligned for my client better than this.

 

Kaley Cuoco (OS): My partnership with Zodiac Zac doesn't work if he's not still a major face of the company. I've made a whole line-

 

Leila (OS): Well, you held up your part, don't worry, beating Blood Drawn should be a snap. In fact, Kaley, why don't-

 

The fans begin to boo and Kaley is frozen dead in her tracks. Zodiac Zac looks dismayed and betrayed. 

 

Bianca: Someone obtained footage of Leila Blake trying to cheat a match! And in her own home city!

 

Zodiac takes a mic.

 

Zodiac: What, CN? Why?

 

CN: Kiddo, I mean, you wanna be a champ, right? 

 

Zodiac: Yeah, but not like this. What the hell? 

 

Kaley: Our deal was on the line, and your belt, and so we thought-

 

Zodiac: You didn't think I could win this on my own?

 

CN: Usually yes, but I mean...look at him. (Gesturing to Blood Drawn) I look out for my investments.

 

Zodiac: Well look out for the unemployment line because you're fired. Better yet, I quit, since the head of the company was in on it too. Congratulations, Blood Drawn, you're the new champ. And whoever aired this, thank you for opening my eyes. I'm out.

 

Zodiac Zac leaves. Blood Drawn looks at the belt. Then he looks at the arena entrance and makes the Matrix "Come Here" hand motion.

 

Bianca: I get the sense that Blood Drawn is dissatisfied with this conclusion.

 

Colin: I don't blame him. He didn't really win the belt and he didn't get to do violence. He seems to be signaling a competitor.

 

The Muppets "Cluck You" plays as Kenneth Tuckey IX enters the match. Andra Jones is soon in as well, and rings the bell.

 

 

Bianca: And immediately into a Bloodline Breaker! And another Bloodline Breaker! A third and a fourth, and it's starting to feel like a spin cycle a little bit! Blood Drawn is getting his destruction, and the Spice King is getting tenderized! 

 

Colin: 5-6-7-8-9-10! He did a 10-punch, but with Pop Up Powerbombs! And now the cover-

 

1!

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3!

 

Blood Drawn wins by Pinfall with 10 Bloodline Breakers! 

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and the NEW Eurasian Champion, Blood Drawn!

 

Colin: Blood Drawn overcomes a corrupt plot to walk out with the gold!

 

Bianca: I'll tell you one thing, Colin. 

 

Colin: What's that?

 

Bianca: CN did see this coming. She said the stars didn't align for them, and she's right.

 

Colin: Oh good lord. Well I'm sure Leila is going to have to answer for this, but in the meantime, we've got Cristel backstage with Wonderwolf, preparing to continue this pattern of title changing. Cristel?

 

 

Wonderwolf is preparing for his match, when Christel Bassano comes toward him.

 

 

Christel Bassano: Hello Wonderwolf. A big night for you tonight! 

Wonderwolf nods.

Wonderwolf: Tonight might be the biggest night of my career. I have the chance become a champion. The MAWL Asylum Champion.

Christel can see Wonderwolf smile.

Christel Bassano: And what about your opponent. Faith, what about her?

Wonderwolf thinks for a second.

Wonderwolf: She is good, otherwise she would not be a champion, but I think I can beat her.

Wonderwolf is looking in the camera

Wonderwolf: Faith, I hope you leave your P.Crue out of this. Let's make this a one on one fight. 

Suddenly, someone appears behind Wonderwolf, but Wonderwold speaks on.

Wonderwolf: I am the predator and Faith, you are the prey! I will make you tap out!

Christel points with her finger that someone is standing behind Wonderwolf. Wonderwolf turns around and stares in the face of Mark Vraag.

 

Wonderwolf: You again?

Wonderwolf looks annoyed.

Wonderwolf: What do you want from me?

Mark Vraag looks silent at him and starts speaking softly after a couple of seconds.

Mark Vraag: Have you thought about my proposition?

Wonderwolf sighs and speaks with a loud voice.

Wonderwolf: What do you think Mark? I'm having a title match tonight. The answer is the same as before ... NO!

Wonderwolf gives Mark a shove and he nearly falls as Wonderwolf walks away, leaving Mark and Chistel behind.

Christel Bassano: Do you have any comments Mark?

Mark looks a bit disappointed. Says nothing and also walks away, leaving Christel behind alone.

 

 

Leila and Colin sit at their desk. 

 

 

Colin: Question Mark is showing a more irritating side to him. Sometimes better when he's quiet. I wonder if one of these two will snap.

 

Bianca: In the meantime, we've got these two people dealing with irritants about to crash into each other. So let's get into it.

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Asylum Title!

 

 

Arena Lights go out, while heavy fog starts filling the entrance ramp, Wonderwolf's logo flashes over the screen, and an introductory video starts playing, as Wonderwolf makes his way to the ring with Prodigy "Run With the Wolves" blasting. The fans go wild. The light go out and a spotlight hits the center of the ring where Wonderwolf is started howling and some of the audience howl back at him.

 

 

Ash: First! From Amsterdam, the Netherlands, weighing in at 200 pounds, WONDERWOOOOOOLF!

 

Nicki Minaj "I'm the Best" plays as Faith enters dancing. She mouths the words as she points to herself and her title, and threatens to smack the audience. 

 

 

Ash: And the champion! From the Streets of SoCal, the Asylum Champion, FAITH!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: Well, she heard Wolf's concerns and did in fact come out here alone.

 

Bianca: Faith knee shot to Wonderwolf. Faith throws Wonderwolf off across the ropes and back with an arm drag. Back suplex! And FAIIIITH BREAKER! But Wolf kicks out early. Cobra Clutch Suplex by Wolf! Off the ropes and Hi Top! 

 

1!

 

Colin: Fisherman DDT by Wonderwolf but Faith holds up and Feast Your Eyes! Blind Faith!

 

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Faith wins by Pinfall with Blind Faith!

 

 

Bianca: She doesn't need P. Crue to prove her mettle. Faith is a force of nature. 

 

Colin: Which brings us now to our MAAAAIN EVENT. In order to prevent pre-fighting, and because 16 entrances would be insane, our competitors are now in pods that will be released into their relative chambers and opened when the bell rings. If you remember our first episode of Madness, we showcased 15 qualifying matches and now we will see the culmination in all of this. 

 

Regina Spektor "You've Got Time" plays as the pods come down from the ceiling.

 

Ash: IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! Each chamber will contain four competitors. Once there is only one competitor in each chamber the chambers will open up for a final fatal four-way elimination! The winner of this will be the MANIA CHAMPION!

 

 

Ash: In Chamber 1, Sombras, P. Diddy, Danielle Fishel, and our champion, SCHMETTERLING!

 

 

Ash: In Chamber 2, Moon, Mal Sangre, Rade, and Daniel!

 

 

Ash: In Chamber 3, Ragnarrr, Gozu, SM Heartbreaker, and Tank Vanguard!

 

 

Ash: And in Chamber 4, Kid Kross, Goldberg, Maki Itoh, and Spearhead Sarah Sharp!

 

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: We are live. Four chambers. Four battles of utter chaos that culminate in one hand holding a belt. Sombras getting Schmetterling with a chop combo over in Chamber 1, where Diddy decides he wants to target Danielle Fishel with the Bad Boy Bulldozer. Over in Chamber 2, Sangre is starting a fistfight with Moon and DANIEL BLASTS RADE WITH THE BIG BANG LARIAT! GOZU WITH THE KYOUKI ON RAGNARRR! People do not like wasting time here.

 

Bianca: Heartbreaker getting aa kick set of feet up to nail Tank with that high angle drop kick, OOH BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER ON KID KROSS BY ITOH AND SHARP! BENJAMINS BOMB TO FISHEL!

 

Colin: The champ gets a few kicks to his side courtesy of Sombras and Daniel wants to capitalize on his Big Bang, seems early for you do you-

 

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Rade is eliminated by Daniel!

 

 

Colin: There was a time when Rade was the most frightening person here but the competition has gotten bigger and more intimidating, and Rade may have to think through a new strategy. Back into the action, Moon lighting Daniel up with some solid chops. You can hear them from here. 

 

Bianca: Gozu and Ragnarrr is a teamup that would give one nightmares, and if I were Heartbreaker I would have my life flashing before my eyes right about now but he takes the air and lands a shooting star on them both!

 

Colin: Maki attempts to pin Kid Kross-

 

1!

 

Bianca: You're gonna have to work harder than that, Maki. As Sarah Sharp turns her attention to Kross, Maki locks the Itoh Punish on Goldberg! Big men don't bend well! Mal Sangre meanwhile nails Moon with a suplex, and Daniel teams up with him to continue the punishment on Moon with a rollicking double chokeslam.

 

Colin: Moon is the odd one out in that chamber, it was bad luck that he was put there, but you have to work with the cards you're given. Diddy goes for the pin on Danielle Fishel- 

 

1!

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3!

 

Danielle Fishel is eliminated by P. Diddy Sean Combs!

 

 

Bianca: This really isn't a match for celebrities. At least she can say she lasted longer than Rade. But Diddy gets up from the pin right into the Enziguiri of Sombras and oh my god Goldberg taps to Maki's Itoh Punish! Goldberg is out!

 

Goldberg is eliminated by Maki Itoh!

 

 

Colin: Honestly as long as Maki had that hold in, I'm not shocked. It looks truly painful. And Itoh wasting no time from that elimination and landing a dropkick on Sarah Sharp. Sharp spins it around to a Spearhead on Kross, Diddy gets that oil on the ropes and coming around - A DOUBLE Diddy Dive to Sombras and Schmetterling! 

 

Bianca: Daniel going after Mal Sangre, double axe and pumphandle slam back to back. Heartbreaker with another shooting star to Ragnarrr and going for the cover-

 

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Ragnarrr is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker!

 

 

Bianca: People say strength overtakes speed but that's simply not always true. But sometimes it does, such as Sangre wrecking Moon with his Flowing Wrath! Sarah going for the pin on Kross following the Spearhead-

 

1!

 

Bianca: Kross kicks up while Tank drills Gozu with a spinebuster but before Kross can get up Maki Itoh with the Flying Big Head! Dear lord! Sombras over in Chamber 1 drilling Diddy with the Phantom's Embrace! Moon chopping Sangre while Maki looks to capitalize on the Big Head with a cover-

 

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3!

 

Twisted Kid Kross is eliminated by Maki Itoh!

 

 

Colin: Maki bounces up from that elimination with a hammerlock DDT on Sarah Sharp. I'd stay away from Maki after her eliminations if I were Sarah.

 

Bianca: Sarah's the only other one left in Chamber 4 so she may not have a choice.

 

Colin: Fair. Maki gets her with the Headbutt too. Daniel drives Moon with a short-arm lariat but immediately eats a Bloodline's Wrath from Mal Sangre! Tank drives Heartbreaker down with the Concussive Blast! And Sombras tries to pin Diddy following his Embrace!

 

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Bianca: Diddy is up and blasts Sombras with the Notorious Neckbreaker for his troubles! Maki and Sarah going back and forth, Maki with a judo flip and Sarah with a fisherman suplex while Tank takes advantage of the Concussive Blast to cover Heartbreaker.

 

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SM Heartbreaker is eliminated by Tank Vanguard!

 

 

Bianca: I'm sure we'll hear all about this in his podcast.

 

Colin: Sangre going for the pin on Daniel now-

 

1!

 

Colin: Daniel kicks and it looks like he's going to set Sangre for Final Judgment!

 

Bianca: Gozu hits a Ripcord Lariat on Tank, Sombras going for the Shadow Strike but Diddy reverses it to a bridging suplex! Schmetterling has been fairly quiet this match, it seems, so far. Tank not a fan of getting lariated and gives Gozu a stiff punch to make that known. Satah with a second fisherman suplex on Maki and going for the pin-

 

1!

 

Bianca: Maki kicks out and bites Sarah's hand! And follows with a judo flip and armbar! Gozu with a crucifix cutter to Tank and DAMN Final Judgment Connects on Sangre! And Diddy locks in the Money Maker on Sombras! DAAAAMN DANIEL!

 

Colin: Daniel goes for the pin on Mal Sangre-

 

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Mal Sangre is eliminated by Daniel!

 

 

Colin: Daniel wasting no time after the pin and wrecks Moon with a Big Bang Lariat! Tank locks Gozu into a Torture Rack, Sombras trying to squirm out of that Money Maker but Diddy locks it in tighter, AND HOLY SHIT SARAH SHARP PULLS BRASS KNUCKLES FROM HER HAIR! MAKI LOOK OUT AND SHE'S FLATTENED! And Sombras taps out! WHAT IS HAPPENING!

 

Sombras is eliminated by P. Diddy Sean Combs!

 

 

Bianca: We're down to two in each chamber! Schmetterling vs Diddy! Daniel vs Moon! Gozu vs Tank! Sarah vs Maki!

Colin: Schmetterling has to roust to action now and BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER! DANIEL WITH SOUL IMPACT! Gozu hits a Hammerfist and Sarah stops mocking the crowd to realize she should take advantage of the situation before Maki Itoh gets back up!

 

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Maki Itoh is eliminated by Sarah Sharp, making Sarah the winner of Chamber 4!

 

 

Colin: We have our first chamber winner! And Sarah can hang back while the others figure themselves out. Maki Itoh had been dominating her but Sarah finds a win where she can!

 

Bianca: Tank and Gozu with the back and forth and Tank tries to end it with a Stalling Suplex! Going for the cover-

 

1!

 

Colin: Gozu kicks out and Tank tries again with the big boot! And no count there either. Gozu up and going for a lariat but Tank counters into a short-arm lariat of his own. Schmetterling picking Diddy up and BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER #2! Going for the cover-

 

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P. Diddy Sean Combs is eliminated by Schmetterling, making Schmetterling the winner of Chamber 1!

 

 

Bianca: And Schmetterling does it! Keeps to himself for much of a match but shows up when it counts and gets the job done! He may keep his belt yet but at the very least we're spared a Diddy title reign!

 

Colin: Gozu back and forth with Tank, gets the pop up powerbomb! Tank with a punch and DefCon 1! Daniel goes to set up to take down Moon and WHAT THE HELL IS HIS MASK DOING HERE!

 

Bianca: I don't know! Leila had it guarded and no one snuck it in, but Moon takes advantage of Daniel's confusion and a roll-up-

 

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Daniel is eliminated by Moon, making Moon the winner of Chamber 2!

 

 

Colin: Tank covers Gozu!

 

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Gozu is eliminated by Tank Vanguard, making Tank the winner of Chamber 3!

 

 

Colin: The doors unlock! We have our final four! And what an incredible four it is! Fantastic even! As they begin the climb to each other, I want to take the time to thank you all for tuning in. This is our first Heart Condition in our new era and we hope you all love it as much as we love having you and the gang finds a meeting space atop a chamber, fists are flying every which way. Tank and Schmetterling exchanging short-arms, Moon with a hurricanrana to Sharp and Sharp responding with a powerslam, SHARP TOSSES MOON OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! Sharp going to get involved with Schmetterling and Tank, BAD IDEA! DOUBLE SUPLEX ON THE TOP OF THE CELL! Moon climbing back up, but Tank charges Sharp and SHARP WITH A JOYKILLER! 

 

Bianca: Schmetterling meets Moon at the edge of the chamber top and they exchange fists! It's a truly blow for blow endeavor! Schmetterling hitting a back suplex no Moon reverses into a neckbreaker! Schmetterling wobbling a bit but able to recenter himself with a Canadian Destroyer! Moon gets up to a stomach kick from Vanguard and a hammer fist dropping him back down. Sharp with a gut kick to Schmetterling and Vanguard sees the opening to rush him with a Spinebuster AND THEY GO THROUGH THE CEILING INTO THE RING! Moon struggling to his feet, tries for the hurricanrana and Sharp reverses it to a powerbomb. Moon finds himself about to fall through the top, he hooks his feet around the bars! Trying to get his balance, OH MY GOD SHARP GRABS HIS LEGS! As Schmetterling and Tank struggle to their feet, Sharp could easily drop Moon right now, she's the only thing preventing him from a plunge SHE LOCKS A SHARPSHOOTER ON MOON! HIS LEGS ARE TRAPPED IN THE BARS! Sharpshooter!!! MY GOD!!! 

 

Colin: It's Falls Count Anywhere, so this is a sadistic but somewhat genius maneuver. And Moon taps! Moon taps!

 

Moon is eliminated by Sarah Sharp!

 

 

Colin: Sarah lets the hold go OHMYGOD MOON IS ABOUT TO FALL THROUGH THE CELL! This could be a true disaster and Schmetterling catches him! The man who is the face of the company showing so much heart TANK SPEARS HIM! Tank Vanguard takes advantage of Schmetterling's selflessness to absolutely drive him into the mat and Defcon1! 

 

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Schmetterling is eliminated by Tank Vanguard!

 

 

Colin: The Champ is out!! THE CHAMP IS OUT!! We are down to two and it is either going to be the man in the ring or the woman on the chamber top, let's see what happens OH MY GOD SARAH SHARP JUMPING THROUGH THE OPENING AND AN AERODYNAMIC CURB STOMP TO TANK!!!

 

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Tank Vanguard is eliminated by Sarah Sharp, making Sarah the new champion!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, and the NEW MAWL Mania Champion, SPEARHEAD SARAH SHARP!

 

 

Bianca: Whatever your feelings on Sarah Sharp are, whatever your feelings on what she did to Devon Delight. you cannot deny that the woman holding the belt in the ring did exactly what she said she was going to come here to do. Sarah Sharp, the new top champion, a former tag team member whose team was going nowhere, she shed the shackles of it and has risen to the top. Right now it does seem that she will be defending that belt against Balor Wolfe at Spring Sting, but there are more questions than answers there. 

 

Colin: We go into the Spring Sting season with all new champions, with all new stables, with all new threats, with all new questions, and hopefully not with an all new announcing team. Thank you all so much for being with us on this journey, we are excited to bring you MAWL Madness from Akron, Ohio, the weeks after we will be in Canada, and March 14 will now be a champion's homecoming for that woman Sarah Sharp in Braintree, Vermont. I'm Colin McRae.

 

Bianca: And I'm Bianca Diaz. Good night everyone.

 

 

Kaley Cuoco breathes in the cold night air. As she almost gets to her car, she rips up the ad copy of her and the now former Zodiac Zac, cursing under her breath.

 

 

A comforting but syrupy voice greets her in the darkness.

 

Voice: Heard your partnership deal fell through. I'm so sorry to hear that.

 

Kaley: Yeah, it's a profoundly shitty situation and I'm starting to question this whole connected to wrestling thing.

 

Voice: Well don't give up hope yet. There are plenty of superstars who would love to have a celebrity partnership. You've got the kind of energy we could use and we'll be much more in for whatever than that walking horoscope.

 

Kaley: Ugh, I don't know.

 

Voice: Well if you change your mind...

 

 

Kylie Kruel: We're only a phone call away.

 

 

The dim light of her bedroom cast long shadows over the desk, where Tragedeigh worked in silence. The broken shards of her old drama mask lay before her, waiting—not for repair, but for reinvention.

 

Piece by piece, she wove them together with gold wire, refusing to smooth the jagged edges. The cracks, the scars—they told a story. A story of betrayal. Of rage simmering beneath the surface.

 

And then, as she twisted a particularly stubborn wire into place—the slip.

 

A sharp sting.

 

She hissed, pulling back her hand. A thin line of red bloomed across her fingertip, dripping onto the shattered mask below. The crimson seeped into the grooves, running between the cracks like veins coming to life.

 

 

She stared at it.

 

The deep red against the gold and ivory.

 

It looked… right.

 

Her pulse slowed, her breath evening out as something inside her shifted.

 

Her old mask had been pure, a reflection of the ideal she used to believe in. But this? This was something different. Something stronger.

 

Something real.

 

Slowly, deliberately, she pressed her bleeding fingertip to the surface, smearing the red into the gold, into the broken places. She let it stain the mask—not to ruin it, but to complete it.

 

By the time she was done, the right side of the mask—the broken, jagged half—was now streaked in deep crimson, as if it had bled and healed, just as she had.

 

She held it up to her face, her reflection staring back at her.

 

Half of her remained the artist, the performer. The other half?

 

The reckoning.

 

Her lips curled into a small, knowing smile.

 

Maybe Ralph Silva was right.

 

Maybe his words had struck deeper than she wanted to admit.

 

Maybe the world didn’t reward tragedy.

 

Maybe it respected power.

 

And now?

 

Now she had a new mask.

And a new purpose.