INT. MALL OF AMERICA - ARENA AREA

 

Soundgarden's rendition of "Come Together" plays in the speakers. COLIN MCRAE AND BIANCA DIAZ sit at their table.

 

 

Colin: Welcome to week 2 of the MAWL W2! The first week was nothing short of insane. I'm Colin McRae.

 

Bianca: And I'm Bianca Diaz. We've still got a whole second half to go, and the first match is about to begin! Last week Sugar Cooki made an unsuccessful bid to join the NorEaster, and now today the way they put it is that we're getting a gang war, which I think is going to be a survivor series match.

 

Colin: I'm curious, with Broadway Bloom no longer on the roster and Daria Donner dealing with her own thing, if it's a 4-on-4 then who's going to be the 4th for NorEaster? Will they add someone in or make a temporarily alliance? Only a few people have that answer, one of them is Ash Greaves and they are in the ring now. Ash?

 

PRE-SHOW

ELIMINATION TAG

PULP CONFECTION (Sugar Cooki, Cindy Sweet, Taylor Tekk, and Sprinkl) vs NOR'EASTER (Zora Luthor, Morgan Maverick, and Imogen) & ?

 

Ash Greaves is in the ring.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is an survivor series elimination tag team match! 

 

DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" plays as Sugar Cooki comes out fist pumping and leading her team of Taylor Tekk, Cindy Sweet, and Sprinkl, sporting new looks, who seem pumped and dancy, although Taylor is slightly less so.

 

 

Ash: First! The team of Santa's Sidepiece Sugar Cooki, Cake Boss Cindy Sweet, Sweet Science Taylor Tekk, and the Donut Daddy Sprinkl, they are Pulp Confection!

 

Bianca: This is amazing, I would have styled again if I knew this was what was coming.

 

Halestorm "Dirty Work" plays as Zora Luthor, Morgan Maverick, and Imogen flaunt down the aisle, mocking the fans as they come. 

 

 

Ash: And their opponents, first, the team of Morgan Maverick, Imogen, and Zora Luthor, the Nor'Easter! And their partner-

 

The lights get dark for a moment, before becoming a cyan shade. A familiar voice comes over the PA, commanding, "Clear the way 5s, the 10 has landed." 

 

Bianca: Why is that voice familiar?

 

Jamiroquai "Cosmic Girl" plays, and in gold and red rays, Kalpana struts out, hitting a model pose that highlights her in silhouette. She treats the ramp like her catwalk, before straddling the rope a second and entering the ring. In the center she hits a full Flashdance pose and is bathed in cyan strobe light.

 

 

Ash: From the Nepali Space Station, "Deep Space 10", KALPANA!

 

Colin: She did say, be careful what you wish for, and it seems now that we're getting a whole new Kalpana!

 

Sugar Cooki and Zora Luthor start in the ring as the bell rings.

 

Bianca: And we're getting Sugar and Zora to take us into this match. And Zora locks Sugar in the head and lands a hard punch. Sugar tries to push Zora off but Zora ripcords her back in with a kick to the midsection. Zora throws Sugar off the ropes and WHOA SUGAR DUCKS THE BIG BOOT AND COMES AROUND FOR THE SPLASH PIN!

 

1!

 

Colin: Zora kicks up at 1, and throws two quick punches to the side of Sugar's head. Sugar with an armbreaker and sweep, tags in Sprinkl. Sprinkl runs for a sunset flip powerbomb and tries for the pin but Zora doesn't even reach a 1 count. Zora hits Sprinkl with a DDT and tags in Imogen. Sprinkl attempts a dropkick but Imogen reverses into a powerbomb and goes for the pin! Sprinkl kicks out before 1. I can understand trying to get eliminations early but you gotta do more work than this. Imogen rakes Sprinkl's eyes and hits a short-arm lariat. Sprinkl tries to go for a tag and Imogen with a running dropkick to the back! 

 

Bianca: Deadlifting Sprinkl up now...Dominator! And she calls that her Next Gen! Cooki distracting Imogen now, giving Sprinkl a chance to get up. The Jersey mouth is really coming out. And Imogen slaps Cooki! Sprinkl sees the opening and goes for a roll-up pin, but Imogen kicks out quickly. Sprinkl tags in Sweet and Sweet goes up for a devastating Doomsday Device!! Sweet picks Imogen up and tries for a suplex...no! Imogen gets her feet on the ropes and pushes off into a cutter! Sweet from the ground trying a roll-up but no dice. 

 

Colin: Imogen with the eye poke now, disrespectful! Sweet goes for the tag but Imogen jumps over and UNPRETTIER! That's gonna make a Lasting Impression! Imogen with a hair pull mat slam! Sweet up, tries to get a powerslam going but reversed into a reverse DDT. Sweet not staying down, Sleeper Slam! Off the ropes and leg drop! Sweet is getting some momentum! Imogen tries to roll that into a schoolboy but no dice, Cindy Sweet back elbows her to the face and Imogen hot tad to Kalpana who drills Sweet with a single-leg dropkick! Sweet tries to get up, but Kalpana with a rough big boot to push her back down. Kalpana off the ropes and there's the inverted Canadian Destroyer! Sweet reverses it into a small package pin but Kal kicks up before one. 

 

Bianca: Sweet with a low dropkick to halt Kalpana's rollback. Kalpana responds with a kip up headscissors driver! Oh that looks like an Advil waiting to happen. Sweet tries to get a pin going from the ground.

 

1!

 

Bianca: And Kalpana is up. Like you said Colin, you gotta do more than this. Kalpana going for the tag but Sweet trips her and locks in the Baker's Dozen! Kalpana gets to the ropes easily, and Sweet lets go. Kalpana with the quick kick to Sweet's side. Sweet did not like that, and turns around to hit the Enziguiri! Locking in the Dirty Dozen again! Kalpana struggling, looking like she's losing steam but bites Sweet's hand! 

 

Colin: Kalpana trying to go for the tag again but Sweet gets behind her and sends her flying with the Sweet Release! Sweet tags in Tekk and Tekk with a solid running forearm shot to Kalpana! Tekk tags Sweet back in and Sweet with a running dropkick to Kalpana! We'd seen these two being at odds but it seems like the teamwork is flowing as it needs to. And Sweet gets Sprinkl back in and assisted wheelbarrow facebuster! Kalpana tries for a crucifix pin but it goes nowhere. Kalpana tags Luthor in and 3D! Luthor goes for the pin!

 

1!

 

Bianca: Sweet jumps in and kicks Luthor off the pin. Sprinkl attempts to go for the tag but Luthor pulls him away with a full nelson slam. She gets the armbar going, head locked in and the Shareholder is being applied! Sprinkl taps!!

 

Sprinkl is eliminated by Zora Luthor with the Shareholder submission!

 

 

Cindy Sweet enters the match.

 

Bianca: Sweet back in and already getting rocked with a sidewalk slam. And now the Shareholder applied to Sweet as well! But Sweet gets her feet on the ropes and reverses it into an Operation Dragon! Zora tags in Morgan Maverick, who drives Sweet to the mat with a single-arm bulldog! And now a quick kick to the gut. Sweet back up and hits a back wheel kick. She tries for a second one...NO! Maverick catches the leg and nails a spinebuster! And a quick snap suplex! Sweet rolls away, Morgan gives chase and a karate chop by Sweet. Maverick grabs the arm and ripcord big boot! Goes for the pin, has her feet hooked on the ropes! Sweet able to bounce Maverick off the rope and get a ground suplex going!

 

Colin: Maverick trying to go for the pin and Sweet with another Sweet Release! Sweet trying to go for the tag but Kalpana springboard dropkick! Sweet gets stymied! Kalpana with a rolling German suplex and slides out of the ring before Andra can count her out. Sweet going over to mouth off to Kal but Maverick from behind with the rolling German suplex and going for the pin but Sweet continuing the roll, gets out, low superkick! And a low forearm shot!

 

Bianca: Morgan gets the tag and Kalpana is back in! Running full speed and there's the Flipping Tombstone! Nepal Bearer!!

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Cindy Sweet is eliminated by Kalpana with the Nepal Bearer and pin!

 

 

Sugar Cooki enters the match.

 

Bianca: Sugar tags in Taylor, who hits Kalpana with a jumping forearm. Kalpana attempts a crucifix pin from the ground but it doesn't go anywhere. Kalpana tags in Zora Luthor and they hit Taylor with a double punch. Taylor gets behind Zora and goes for the reverse roll-up! Not even a 1, and Taylor lands on his face. Zora makes the quick cover as Taylor is down. 

 

1!

 

Colin: Taylor kicks up! Showing some life. A quick dropkick to Zora. Tags in Sugar Cooki, hits the Cooki Cutter! Roll-up and ROLL-UP IS REVERSED  AND ZORA LOCKS THE PIN IN ON SUGAR COOKI!

 

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3!

 

Sugar Cooki is eliminated by Zora Luthor with the roll-up pin!

 

 

Taylor Tekk enters the ring.

 

Colin: Tekk is the last one remaining for his team and Zora hits a Jumping HH Pin! Tekk kicks out before the 1 count. Tekk off the ropes and a spinning neckbreaker! Jumping knee strike! And an elbow drop! Tekk has a rhythm going. Zora tries to go for the tag but Tekk cuts her off with an arm drag! Zora hammer throws Tekk out and MAVERICK WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES!

 

1!

 

Bianca: Maverick whips Tekk into the barricade!

 

2!

 

Colin: Tekk trying to get back into the ring and Maverick German suplexes him off the apron!

 

3!

 

Bianca: Cindy Sweet finally steps in and gets Morgan off Taylor so he can get back in. And Zora greets him with a flatliner. Picking him up and Brainbuster! Goes for the fist drop and Tekk rolls out of the way! Tekk hits a headlock driver! Starts to go for a run and Maverick with the knucks again from outside! Zora goes for the pin, using the rope for leverage.

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Taylor Tekk is eliminated by Zora Luthor with a brass knuckle punch and irregular pin!

 

 

Ash: Here are your winners, the NorEaster and Kalpana!

 

 

Colin: And the turf war has been won by the NorEaster! A rough start to Day 7! But it's interesting to see Kalpana and the erstwhile Emma Janeer fighting on the same side again. Stay tuned folks, we got more action coming up. 

 

Bianca: I don't think Imogen is gonna be too keen on you referring to her as Emma.

 

Colin: And it looks like Pulp Confection is sticking around?

 

Bianca: Right! Sprinkl is our first W2 competitor today. Ash?

 

W2 DAY 7

 

Ash stands in the ring with Sprinkl.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards points in the Round Robin! In the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 212 pounds, the Donut Daddy, SPRINKL! 

 

The lights give a stained-glass like feeling as the colors rotate. The instrumental of "CASTLE OF GLASS" by Linkin Park plays and as the drums hit, Gil and Perry stand on the center of the stage and pound fists which causes two thin pillars of sparks to arise. They strut down the ramp, giving pump up shouts to the fans who cheer them back. Occasionally they pound a fist each of a fan. When they enter the ring, they both do the square hand smash in synchronicity, then scream and pillars of sparks go off in the ring.

 

 

Ash: And his opponent! Accompanied by Unrelenting Perry Payne, from Neenah, Wisconsin, weighing in at 291 pounds, "Unbreakable" Gilbert Glass!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: And Sprinkl is already exhausted from the previous match, but he's going to try his best and Glass already unloading a Glass Cannon. Going for the cover-

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Gilbert Glass wins by pinfall with the Glass Cannon!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Unbreakable Gilbert Glass! And now onto the second match, scheduled for one fall, and counting towards points in the Round Robin! In the ring, accompanied by Unbreakable Gilbert Glass, from Corning New York, weighing 246 pounds, Unrelenting Perry Payne!

 

A cheerful man engages the crowd in a slow "wave your hands in the air" to the tune of Trik Turner "Friends and Family" as he walks to the ring. This is Greg Arias.

 

 

 

Ash: And his opponent, from Boise, Idaho, weighing in at 301 pounds, Good Dude Greg Arias!

 

The bell rings, as Perry and Greg shake hands.

 

Colin: Last week ended with Gilbert getting a win over Greg and now Greg is here squaring off against his tag partner Perry. Greg and Perry lock hands, Greg throws Perry off the ropes and catches him into a spinning powerslam! Greg off the ropes himself now and oh! There's a splash for you. Perry pushes Greg off and starts throwing some quick karate chops, then a spin kick! Irish whipping Greg and catches Greg with a hip toss! Standing moonsault by Perry! Greg gets his shoulder up before the pin count reaches one. 

 

Bianca: They're trying to replicate the quickness of Gil's match but these two are fresh and fight ready, so it's bound to be a different story. Perry throws more karate chops and tries for a crane kick but Arias slides underneath and hits a half-nelson back suplex! Perry takes the bump and rolls back, snaps up with a dropkick! A lot of back and forth, Colin!

 

Colin: A lot of back and back even! 

 

Bianca: Oh Jesus. 

 

Colin: Perry gets Greg's arm, up and walking the tight rope, Old School! Keeps the arm held for a dragon arm whip! Arias recoiling but getting back to his feet and running shoulder tackle to Perry, Perry recoils back into the ropes and Greg catches him for a spinebuster! Jumps up for a leg drop! Trying for a cover, not even a 1. Perry trying to get a headlock on but Arias picks him up into a snap suplex! Perry going for the running Cross Body, Arias catches him and goes for the spinebuster again, NO PERRY WITH A TORNADO DDT! I don't know if he had that planned all along or if he's just rolling with it, but well played by Perry Payne and the fans concur.

 

Bianca: And Payne trampolining with elbow drops now! Really living up to that unrelenting name.  Arias monkey flip to get Payne off and Payne tries for a superkick Arias catches the leg, BACK SPIN ENZIGUIRI BY PAYNE! Payne going off the rope now, looking to Shoot the Duck and OH MY GOD ARIAS JUMPS OVER IT AND CLOBBERS PAYNE WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH! Arias picks Payne up for a powerbomb but Payne reversing into a small package and Arias continuing the momentum of the roll into a perfectly positioned Dudebuster! Going for the cover now!

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Greg Arias wins by Pinfall with the Dudebuster!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Good Dude Greg Arias!

 

Bianca: And Arias paying it forward by helping up Payne, and they share a brief hug and fist bump! Payne raising Arias's hand! You love to see it.

 

Colin: And we're rolling right along, and I guess we'll see the single debut of the new and improved Kalpana.

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards points in the Round Robin.

 

 

The lights get dark for a moment, before becoming a cyan shade. Kalpana's voice comes over the PA, commanding, "Clear the way 5s, the 10 has landed." Jamiroquai "Cosmic Girl" plays, and in gold and red rays, Kalpana struts out, hitting a model pose that highlights her in silhouette. She treats the ramp like her catwalk, before straddling the rope a second and entering the ring. In the center she hits a full Flashdance pose and is bathed in cyan strobe light.

 

 

Ash: First, from the Nepali Space Station, Deep Space 10, KALPANA!

 

DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" cues up as a woman comes out fist pumping, occasionally alternating mixing a bowl. This is Sugar Cooki.

 

 

Ash: And her opponent, from the Jersey Shore, Sugar Cooki!

 

The bell rings.

 

Bianca: And Kalpana isn't wasting any time, just throwing Sugar Cooki down and stomping her out. Kal picks Sugar up by the hair and hair pull mat slam! Kal is not even bothering to be innovative anymore, now she's just going for the win and hurting her opponents. She drags Sugar up to the ropes and drapes her in the middle. Kalpana stretching out on the top rope like a Holly Golightly, just basking in herself, and sprawling herself out over Sugar Cooki on the middle rope. Alright, this is sort of innovative. Andra begins the count-

 

1!

2!

3!

4!

 

Colin: And Kalpana gets off, but you can sense a blase "I guess" energy and she boots Sugar in the head. Wrapping legs around and draping herself down, choke-out and Andra counting again!

 

1!

2!

 

Bianca: Kalpana's sigh was audible without a mic. And she pushes her body down, effectively a guillotine! Kalpana doing a pushup.

 

Kalpana: See? She's not on the rope. She's not on the rope.

 

Andra: This is your last warning to let her go.

 

Bianca: Kalpana with a hurricanrana of sorts, effectively forcing Sugar into a suicide dive! Would you call that a Kervorkian Headscissor?

 

Colin: Ha, ha, ha. And Sugar looks like she's in a considerable amount of pain, and hasn't gotten in much in the way of momentum in this match. 

 

Bianca: Kalpana inverted suplex into the barricade!

 

1!

 

Colin: Kalpana throws Sugar back-first into the steps! And now scoffing at the fans. 

 

2!

 

Bianca: Kalpana throws Sugar into the ring, and poses for a second before re-entering the ring. You can see the confidence level at 10. And reverse tree of woe! Nice to see some things...oh! Bronco Buster! Apparently she calls that the Rocket Ride and Sugar collapses in the corner. 

 

A guitar crescendo and intermittent but familiar drum riff kicks in. Daria shows up on the stage to a mixed reaction. This gets Kal's attention.

 

 

Colin: the fans are hesitant to embrace Daria...Daria's flipped sides on them at Big Show levels this week. 

 

Daria: Kal, Kal, Kal. I'm disappointed. Not shocked. Just disappointed. You showed up just one week ago, bragging about how you don't do gimmicks, how you do all your innovating and talking in the ring. And now look at you. You picked generic bad girl gimmick number 17, the arrogant model, and you're out here doing rope chokes and eye rakes and shit. You've erased everything even remotely interesting about you, and why? Because Path consequenced you for your actions? Because they called you uninteresting? So you've gone and somehow made yourself less interesting? 

 

Kalpana: Really? Because your little devil act was creative? Your join with the mean girls? And then someone mentions Steve Thunder's name and you lose your nerve and try desperately to win the fans back and promise "I'll be better next time" and every idiot in this place buys it because you're the cute perky blonde who's quirky? How long until the devil comes out again? Maybe we should call you Little Show. Or no show. Yeah, I filled in for your "girls" earlier today and showed them I'm a better ally than you. Now, I don't want to join their little whatever but now your spot in there is closed. So even if you go devil again, no one will have your back, because you're a two-timing snake who is only out here after her own interest.

 

Daria: You can think whatever you want of me, I can't control that, but I'm one thing you're not, and you're one thing I'm not.

 

Kalpana: Oh yeah, what's that?

 

Daria: I'm still going to Path 2 Glory and you're not.

 

Bianca: Oh she went there.

 

Daria: And on the other side, I'm not currently in a match and you are.

 

Colin: Look out Kalpana! Sugar Cooki with the crucifix pin and Daria waves bye-bye as Andra counts!

 

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Sugar Cooki wins by Pinfall with the Crucifix Pin!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Sugar Cooki!

 

Colin: And Kalpana I'd have to think is regretting some decisions.

 

Bianca: And planning some revenge.

 

Halestorm "Dirty Work" plays as the Nor'Easter (Morgan Maverick, Zora Luthor, Imogen, and Lily Martin) strut out mocking the fans as they boo.

 

 

Colin: Oh God, what do these no-goodniks want?

 

Zora: If you cheese-farmers would shut your toothless yaps for one second,  we got some things to say. 

 

Morgan: First of all, shout out to the Eagles for playoff dominance.

 

The crowd boos.

 

Morgan: But more importantly, there's a few little matters. First of all, Daria Donner. You're done here. We don't care if you go good, bad, or indifferent, we do not have your back anymore, you weasel. 

 

Imogen: You must think you're pretty perfect, using your connections to keep your contract, after the rest of us got cut for less. That's right, don't think we forgot Bloom had to quit because of your little actions. And then we gave you a chance to ride with us, and you flat left us yesterday and you flat left us today. So far as we're concerned, you can't sit with us. And let me tell you something, you raggedy little twatwaffle, I AM the Reflection of Perfection, and while you go and get lost in midcard hell where you belong, I'll be here rising to the top of the heap with my girlies backing me up. You may have beat me in my starry-eyed little waif state, but I'm fully realized and fully energized, and at my full potential I am miles above you. So you better believe that you're gonna see me at least one more time before this week is done, and I'm going to repay you in full for Broadway. And when one of us wins the W2 and you walk away with nothing to go be nothing, if you're even able to walk, that contract you're so excited about will amount to a whole lot of nothing. Speaking of the W2, don't you two have a match right about now?

 

Zora Luthor: Oh yeah! Well, I'm nothing if not fair so Morgan, I think it's your turn to win.

 

Zora Luthor lays down and Morgan Maverick lays down on top of her. Lily Martin counts, 1! 2! 3!

 

Morgan Maverick wins by Pinfall with an oh does it even matter?

 

 

Imogen: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Morgan Maverick! 

 

Zora: Well! Good match, Morgan.

 

Morgan: Good match, Zora. 

 

Zora: And to our final order of business before you losers have to commit yourself to the rest of this card, only the shining Imogen worth seeing after this, but the three of us are officially putting our names in to go for the trios title. Which means all you other nobodies are going to see what it's like to be subjected to the NorEaster. Later twerps.

 

Zora, Morgan, Imogen, and Lily flip the crowd off and leave as "Dirty Work" by Halestorm plays.

 

Bianca: And once again the NorEaster making a total joke out of the W2. This is getting to be sickening. I hope the members of this group get put in their place.

 

Colin: And it remains to be seen what dirty nonsense they'll pull when it comes time for the trios belt, but they're definitely working with an advantage that will be difficult for their opponents to overcome. And the trios belts right now look to be the NorEaster vs the Birds of Play, but we'll see if anyone else comes up for this. 

 

Bianca: Onto better pastures, I hope, as Ash takes the ring.

 

Ash stands in the ring with the microphone.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards points in the Round Robin!

 

The lights go out, and we hear the yell of "SCHMETTERLIIIIIIING" and the crowd goes nuts as Schmetterling walks out to Rammstein "Mein Herz Brennt" with a mini flamethrower that he shoots in the sky whenever "BRENNT" is yelled.

 

 

Ash: First, from Mellrichstadt, Germany, weighing in at 219 pounds, the MAWL Champion, SCHMETTERLIIIIIIING!

 

“D is for Dangerous” by Arctic Monkeys plays as Dangerous Johnny Dagger walks out running and aggressively pointing at the audience.

 

 

Ash: And, from Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina weighing in at 202 lbs, Dangerous Johnny Dagger!

 

The bell rings. 

 

Bianca: And Dagger off the ropes, spinning wheel kick! Continuing on to a corkscrew splash! Going for the big moves early. He knows better than to go for the pin early, and chooses instead to go for a spinning suplex. Into the corner, goes for the Hidden Blade and Schmetterling ducks it! Schmetterling captures Dagger into a back headlock and inverted suplex! 

 

Colin: Headlock by Schmetterling now...Dagger trying to get up and doing it! Sidewalk slam by Dagger! Dagger off the ropes and rolling senton! Getting the crowd going with some claps, climbing the turnbuckle, going down for a hammer and Schmetterling catches Dagger into an overhead belly to belly suplex! Schmetterling mounts himself onto Dagger and throwing alternating rights and lefts, Dagger rolls him around and returning the punches, Schmetterling pushes him off into the ropes and into a double boot! The creativity in Schmetterling's approach is undeniable.

 

Bianca: Dagger recalculating his move, going for a running Kinshasa and blasts Schmetterling! Keeping the momentum going, springboard onto the middle rope, onto the top rope, DJDT! Dagger may have this one in the bag! Going to the top turnbuckle now-

 

Colin: Dagger looking like he's about to take it to the Danger Zone, just waiting for Schmetterling to get up and we have liftWHOA SCHMETTERLING MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! That was a full Samoa Joe moment we just witnessed.

 

Bianca: Dagger grounded now but not out, as he tries to spear Schmetterling and Schmetterling catches him by the head we're going for a spin. The champ demonstrating why he's not one to mess with as he launches Dagger across the ring.

 

Colin: The last thing you wanna do with DJD is give him a runway, and he's steaming up...charging and I think we're about to get a Warning Sign NO FLATLINER BY SCHMETTERLING!  Schmetterling hooks him up now, links the arms, and BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB! Going for the pin!

 

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3!

 

Schmetterling wins by Pinfall by the Butterfly Powerbomb!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded, three points, SCHMETTERLING!

 

Colin: Two of our premier talents put on a clinic. I could have watched them go for another 5 minutes. 

 

Bianca: And now we go to the...other end of the pool. Ash take us away.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards points in the Round Robin! First-

 

Ash is interrupted as trumpets blare and a red carpet comes down. The minstrel enters first, followed by flower bearers, and begins to sing to the tune of a madrigal and play his lute. As he does so, Landon Gentry walks in behind him, in full Redcoat Regalia.

 

 

Minstrel: O Come, O Come, Tell ye a Tale, of a Champion in the making/ the pain he will bring to the riff-raff in ring/ the win is his for the taking/ if you stand in his way the tax you will pay by way of pain beyond your worst fears/ So lay down for pin and give him the wind or you will leave here in tears. 

 

Ash: From Scunthorpe England, Landon Gentry.

 

The Minstrel continues to strum his lute to the same tune. The flower bearers approach the ring and use their hands to create a stepstool on which Landon steps and enters the ring. He waves in the flower bearers who take off his robe to reveal a bare chest. He puts his fists up as if to engage in fisticuffs and donnybrooks. A mash-up of Jimmy Eat World "Sweetness"/DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" plays as Taylor Tekk and Cindy Sweet walk out, with Taylor high-fiving fans and Cindy fist pumping.

 

 

Ash: And his opponent! Accompanied by Cindy Sweet, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, the Modern Magician, Taylor Tekk!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: Now surely this is a match that Taylor can win. If not he should honestly probably just go home.

 

Bianca: Normally I'd say that Gentry's minstrel could turn the tide, but Cindy Sweet is here balancing things out. And Tekk starts with a headlock, and a couple of quick punches and sending Gentry off the rope, brings him back into a hip toss! Tekk picks Gentry up for an Oklahoma Slam. And a snap suplex really gets the momentum going. 

 

Colin: Tekk going for a camel clutch and reversal by Gentry into an arm-wrench. Tekk looks like he's struggling a bit but is able to reverse into an armbar and stretching it 90 degrees, oh Tekk has an Octopus stretch going. Very nice, very nice. These two are giving us a bit of technical wizardry, which fits in nicely with Tekk's moniker and background. Gentry reverses into a judo arm drag but Tekk now just turning THAT into a Fujiwara armbar! 

 

Bianca: You can see now that the Minstrel is trying to get hold of Landon's hand and waitaminute-

 

 

Colin: Sprinkl and Sugar out here double-teaming the minstrel and Andra is yelling at them to back off, Landon takes the distraction to blast Tekk with the brass knuckles and Sprinkl slides the lute into the ring, CINDY SWEET BLASTS LANDON WITH THE LUTE! She puts Taylor on top and holds his legs, the ref sees just enough of the pin for the count-

 

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Taylor Tekk wins by Pinfall with the assisted pin!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Taylor Tekk!

 

Bianca: And Taylor coming to and just realizing what's happened, looking back to see Cindy holding his legs and he looks...mad? Taylor, a win is a win! He's arguing with Cindy??

 

Taylor: Cin, what the hell?

 

Cindy Sweet has a microphone now.

 

Cindy: Seriously? You're seriously mad at me? You haven't gotten a single win all tournament, we've tried everything, now you have a win and you're MAD AT ME?

 

Taylor: I didn't want to win like this.

 

Cindy: Why are you being such a little bitch about this? You won. We won.

 

Taylor: That's just it. *I* didn't win. I know how bad you want this for me, and I want to win too-

 

Cindy: Really? Do you Taylor? DO YOU WANT TO WIN? Where's your fire? Where's your drive? You're seriously being so ungrateful right now.

 

Taylor: Cin-

 

 

Colin: And here come the NorEaster running into the ring! Morgan tosses Tekk out! Imogen catches Sweet off-guard with a roll-up, Zora gives her leverage, and Lily Martin goes to the mat!

 

1! 2! 3!

 

Imogen wins by Pinfall with the assisted Roll-Up!

 

 

Zora: Here is your winner and awarded three points, the Reflection of Perfection, IMOGEN!

 

The NorEaster depart, as Cindy first looks shocked, then devastated, then angry. She is joined in the ring by Sprinkl and Sugar Cooki. She picks up the microphone.

 

Cindy: Taylor Tekk get your ass in the ring.

 

Taylor enters the ring and Sugar Cooki and Sprinkl begin to beat him down.

 

Bianca: Guess his membership has been revoked. Wait-they're holding him up now AND CINDY SWEET WITH A LOW BLOW KICK TO TEKK! That's a truly harsh smile on her lips.

 

Cindy: You wanna be a loser so bad, fine, but I'm done being dragged down with you. This is my crew now, and you're all about to fall prey to a Sugarkoma.

 

DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" plays as Sugar Cooki, Cindy Sweet, and Sprinkl pose for a moment and then leave.

 

Bianca: And ANOTHER new team forms, and Taylor Tekk is now left to his own devices.

 

Colin: This was a long time coming, and it's finally blown up.

 

Bianca: So let's get to the next match and let Tekk rest up.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and counts towards points in the Round Robin!

 

The drum riff hits to the instrumental version of Nothing But Thieves "Trip Switch" hits as three lightning bolts shoot from an image of the Manx three-leg symbol done as gears. The lights give a flickering feeling, as if power surging. Tamara punches the ground then raises her arm slowly. Tamara walks down the ring, cracking her fists, all business. The crowd cheers, but she pays them no mind. She's all business. She enters the ring and punches the ground again, then slowly raises her shades off and gives the smallest of smiles.

 

 

Ash: First, from Onchan, Isle of Man, the Circuitbreaker TAMARA RIVERS!

 

The lights flash green and yellow, as the guitar riff of The Go! Team "Junior Kickstart" begins. Once the brass hits HAZEL CLARKE runs out to loud cheers. She does a jumping split in mid air as yellow and green fireworks go off. She takes off towards the ring at full speed and then uses the momentum to do the same jumping split over the apron and ropes into the ring, culminating in a split and pointing upwards.

 

 

Ash: And her opponent, from Port Maria, Jamaica, the Port Maria Platypus, HAAAAAAZEL CLARKE!

 

The bell rings.

 

Bianca: Clarke is one of the most loved women in this fed, both pre and most merger, right now she's 1-1 in this tournament, but already a better record than the woman she's replaced. And some side kicks to get us started, Clarke lands the first two but Rivers blocks number three OH SWEEP BY CLARKE! Thinking on her feet and taking Tamara off hers.

 

Colin: And a somersault senton. I always respect when someone can just do that without building up the momentum. That's a difficult athletic feat. Rivers rolling back a little bit to get herself up on the ropes, Clarke charging and Rivers sends her over the rope, Tamara lands on the apron a little stable and Rivers pulls her back in with a DDT through the middle rope! 

 

Bianca: Gator Roll by Tamara and Deadlift Gutbuster! Clarke rolls back and a low kick by Rivers to stop Clarke's momentum. Clarke up, they grapple, backbreaker by Rivers! Rivers has demonstrated her strength all of last week and then on the last day we saw what an angered Rivers could do, but it seems that taking the weekend to breathe has gotten Rivers back in her standard flow. And Uranage by Rivers! Tamara locks in a Camel Clutch, and Rivers is struggling a bit. 

 

Colin: You see the pain on her face as she's pushing herself to try to squirm over to the ropes, and significant strain and the ropes don't seem like they're going to be an option as Tamara pulls her back toward the center. You have to be careful in trying to reverse a Camel Clutch, Bianca, that you don't bend yourself in a way that makes it worse. And if you're gonna do it you gotta do it like Clarke is doing now, tucking her feet to get her toes planted, push back to get back on your feet, arms too locked for backpack stunner and she chooses a Trust Fall! Sacrificing your hands a little, but if you can loosen them just enough you can position them safely. 

 

Bianca: Oof, you can hear Tamara's back hit the mat. That was not a fun fall for either of them. Clarke going for the pin.

 

1!

 

Colin: Tamara gets her shoulder up, but you can see that little bit of struggle and strain running through every part of Tamara right now. If I were Hazel now, I'd try to give my arms a rest and let some of the rest of my body do the work for a bit. Tamara unwilling to let that happen, and gets both arms locked back up into an Elevated Glam Stretch! Tamara has that locked in tight and Hazel is clearly in pain but is trying to get her lower half into a 90 degree  turn, and swings it back into the solar plexus of Rivers! Back off the ropes and TROUBLE IN PARADISE! GOING FOR THE COVER!

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Hazel Clarke wins by Pinfall with the Trouble in Paradise!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, HAAAAAAZEL CLARKE!

 

Colin: And the crowd completely behind the Port Maria Platypus as she gets her second win of the W2! Makes you wonder how this would be going had it been her all along but not much you can do.

 

Andra Jones points to Hazel Clarke who nods without moving too much. Hazel leaves the ring.

 

INT. LEILA BLAKE'S OFFICE

 

Leila Blake sits in her office as Baz McCobb throws the door open. 

 

 

Leila: Haven't you heard of knocking, McCobb?

 

Baz: This will be my office soon enough, I think I will roam freely.

 

Leila: What do you want?

 

Baz: Giving you the option for a more peaceful transfer or power. This will be your first and only chance. 

 

Leila: Do you not want to fight me?

 

Baz: I do not want to utterly break your bones. 

 

Leila: Even if I stepped aside you're not the only one seeking the job. And again, you all sold your companies to me. You wanted out.

 

Baz: Because we entrusted in your vision but we see the mess you've made of it. 

 

Leila: The Nor'Easter came from your federation. Zora is the only one that's been mine from the start. 

 

Baz: And as I told you before, I know how to handle them. 

 

Leila: And when you are on my board, I will value your input. No sale. 

 

Baz: See you in the ring, "Boss."

 

INT. ARENA - CONTINUOUS

 

Colin and Bianca sit at their desk.

 

 

Bianca: I wonder what Leila's fighting style is going to be. 

 

Colin: I wouldn't go up against Baz McCobb. Leila's got brass bones.

 

Bianca: Well, we are down to the last 4 of the night, so let's get it going. Ash?

 

Ash and Andra stand in the ring.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards the Round Robin!

 

The lights are black. Like black black. "Mitternacht" by e nomine plays and all that can be seen is the smiley faces which also glow on the poles facing into the ring. Rade lifts Ann up and Ann extends her arms and lifts her head in a Messiah pose as Rade steps over the ring. Once they get into the ring he closes his hands around his face to cover the mask then spits the blood mist into the air, which Ann showers in using the same Messiah pose. The lights go on.

 

 

Ash:  First, accompanied by Ann "Atomic" Lee, from deep in the Black Forest, weighing in at 355 pounds, der Blutsammler, RADE!

 

The mall turns into a full on dance floor with smoke machine and laser show as Deorro Feat. Elvis Crespo "Baillar" plays. The audience engages in the dancing and out comes Neon Juan busting various moves. He grinds, flexes his abs at various members of the audience and flirts with anyone of an adult age as he walks down the arena. He smells of intense cologne. He uses the turnbuckle pole as a dancer pole for a moment then shakes his chest on the top turnbuckle as he takes off his vest.

 

 

Ash: And his opponent, from La Santa, Mexico, weighing 235 pounds, El Divertido, Neon Juan Guyverno!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: And Rade historically has been a quick-in-quick-out but we saw some vulnerabilities last time, and Juan is historically very slippery, so let's see what happens here. Rade sends Juan off the ropes, and we see where this is going already, up by the neck, the toss and JUAN FLIPS AWAY! Juan trying to get some quick kicks on Rade, some slight motion to be had, Rade catches the leg and tosses Juan like he's nothing! Misses the rope completely and right to the outside! Juan may have to wait a few days before boogeying.

 

Bianca: And Juan pulling the glow bracelet down into his hand, not sure what he thinks this is going to do but he comes into the ring and EATS THE BIG BOOT! And Rade stomping on Juan's head! This is a massacre! Lifts him up, and the headbutts begin. Increasing speed, increasing intensity, and Juan is starting to bleed! Toss up, catch with the chokeslam, single hand pin! It's over!

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Rade wins by Pinfall with the 7 Feet Under!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, der Blutsammler, RADE!

 

Bianca: And you can tell that Ann is relishing in the destruction as she leads Rade out. The blood has been collected, this has been a murder on the dancefloor. 

 

INT. BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS

 

Cristel Bassano stands with Daria Donner, who's pacing. 

 

 

Cristel: Daria, it's clear that between Kalpana and the Nor'Easter, your dance card has been pretty full lately.

 

Daria: Those brats. I'm gonna lay it out for like this Cristel and let's be real. I know who I am and I know who's inside of me. I know she can come out and that I gotta keep her in check. I take responsibility for that. But let's start with the Nor'Easter. Now you're saying that you want nothing to do with me, honestly girlies I'm fine with that, but let's be 100 here Morgan Maverick, you begged, you pled, you pushed for the devil to come out, you came to me. You were never gonna be supportive of me, you fed the bad girl in me for a bit but you also exploited my crisis for yourself. When I left yesterday, when I wasn't there for your little Grease pink jacket ceremony, it was because I needed to take a good look at who I was, and to make peace with all sides of me. And rather than check in, say hey girl you ok, you decided to write me off and kick me out of a team that I didn't want to be a part of to begin with. I'm outta here in 5 days. I came into this alone, and I'm gonna get through it alone. And then yes, I'm going to go join my cousin. I can make peace with that. And you can look at it however you want, I'm done fighting that battle. And honestly, that goes for the fans too. If you want to cheer me, great, love you right back. If you want to boo me, or you want to judge me, or side-eye me, I'm not going to pretend that I didn't bring that on myself. I don't need you to love me, I want you to love your time here and I'm going to do my part to make sure that happens regardless of how you feel about me. I know very clearly who I am, both in light and darkness. But you know who doesn't? Kalpana. One rejection and you abandon everything you came here claiming to be? Really, kid? Do you really think that taking the most commonly used bad girl trope in existence and putting a little spaceship on it is going to get you noticed at a place like Path 2 Glory? Where absolute queens like Sophie Desire do it so much better than you?  In what universe do you compete with that, in what universe do you compare to that?

 

Cristel: Are you at all worried that this is going to pull your focus away from the task at hand, which tonight is Tragedeigh?

 

Daria: She's a good fighter and she's got the hometown crowd, but she's young and she picks style over substance every time so if I play it smart and look for the right openings, I think I got this. I just gotta get out my frustrations first so I can go in with a clear head, luckily there's two matches before me where I can grab a smoothie and get my pump-up mix going. You try the smoothie place in this mall? It's really not bad. I'm gonna go grab something now. Later, CB!

 

Daria leaves. 

 

Cristel: Back to you out on the floor.

 

INT. ARENA FLOOR - CONTINUOUS

 

Colin and Bianca look at each other and shrug.

 

 

Bianca: And Daria doesn't seem too worried about having to have her head on a swivel for the remainder of the time here.

 

Colin: You gotta hand it to her, she has the insight to know that she's reaping what she's sewn. 

 

Bianca: We've got three more matches to go, so let's get to the action! Ash?

 

Ash and Andra are in the ring.

 

 

Ash: the following contest is scheduled for one fall and counts towards points in the Round Robin!

 

Habitually Henry "Capybara" plays as Capybara pops up and down in the audience before flipping into the ring. 

 

 

Ash: First! From Bang Phra, Thailand, weighing 201 pounds, CAPYBARA!

 

A man in a Crash Test themed suit with crash test symbol face paint and crash helmet, and carrying a dummy as Primitives “Crash” plays. This is “Crash Course” Craig Convery who runs to the ring while shaking the dummy and then running headfirst into the ring apron, acting dazed, and then telling the dummy to wait for him before getting into the ring.

 

 

Ash: First, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 211 pounds, Crash Course Craig Convery!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: And this is probably one of the more crazed fights Capybara will be in. Crash Course with a full-speed charge and spear! Convery slamming Capybara's head against the mat repeatedly! He runs off the ropes and jumping headbutt! And now he's slamming his head against Capybara! A lot of head play by Convery. 

 

Bianca: Capybara pushes him off and Kamigoye! Convery is able to get back to his feet pretty quickly, throwing haymakers at Cap and running for a leg lariat but Cap ducks and catches Convery on the comeback with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Capybara with a mushroom stomp! 

 

Colin: Convery trying to get to his feet but Cap with a Shining Wizard! Cap to the corner now, going for the Riverboat and oh! Convery ducks and single-arm bulldog! Convery trying to bite Cap's fingers. Does he know that Cap is actually human?

 

Bianca: Don't think Convery cares too much about that, and Capybara tending to his fingers, Convery charges with the headbutt but Capybara moves out of the way and Convery crashes to the floor. Convery quickly up, loads himself on the ropes and springboard clothesline. Capybara's head just rolled! But he manages to get back to his feet fairly quickly and Rocket Kick! Capybara with a sunset flip powerbomb! Can he keep this momentum going?

 

Colin: Convery up before Capybara can get a 1 count. Convery with a double knee lift, takes Capybara to the ground and continues to drive that knee into the midsection. Capybara is struggling a bit. Convery jumps up and back down with a hip drop, sits on him for the pin.

 

1!

2!

 

Bianca: Capybara able to roll back and a small package pin!

 

1!

 

Colin: Convery up at 1, Capybara with a high kick, high kick number 2, spinning back wheel! Capybara up, Convery up, Capybara with a jumping karate kick and Convery staggering a bit, running STO by Capybara. Capybara picks Convery up and into the hug, and he starts to spin but NO CONVERY WITH THE BELL CLAP! This gets Capybara to let go, Convery going for the run again and this time connects with the Head-On! Picks Capybara up and C4! Going for the cover...

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Crash Course Craig Convery wins by Pinfall with the C4!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, and awarded three points, CRASH COURSE CRAIG CONVERY!

 

Bianca: And we are down to the last two matches for today, Dain vs Correa and Donner vs Tragedeigh. Three of the four here were going to go to Path, now only Donner is going. Does that put Donner at an advantage or disadvantage?

 

Colin: I think it puts a target on her back for sure. But first, let's go to the more sane of the two matches.  Ash?

 

Ash stands in the ring.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will count towards points in our Round Robin!

 

The lights go green and the projection of a giant eye illuminates the ramp. "Under My Umbrella" by Incubus plays as Iris Correa walks out in her scrubs and high-fives audience members.

 

 

Ash: First, from Denver, Colorado, the Eye-Con, IRIS CORREA!

 

We hear the sweeping entrance of a news broadcast as a voice says "Now here's Kira Dain with the weather" as Kira Dain enters onto the stage.

 

 

The voice keeps its newscaster voice as the music abruptly cuts and says "And Pain." At this point Kira takes off her blazer to reveal her wrestling top to cheers from the crowd as fireworks go off on the ramp. The music shifts to Nita Strauss feat. Dorothy "Victorious" and she pumps her arms with the crowd as she walks down the ring. She gets in the ring and rips off the skirt to reveal her wrestling trunks.

 

Ash: And her opponent, from Sheridan, Wyoming, KIRA DAIN!

 

The bell rings. 

 

Bianca: And it seems that the weekend has done Dain well, as she spent the last part of last week getting frustrated by the news and then getting beaten down at the hands of the Nor'Easter. But she's fresh and refreshed, and now she's face to face with Correa. Dain has her fists up, looking for a bit of a brawl. Correa decides to try to grapple Dain instead, and oh! Dain with an arm wringer flip. Dain going for a kneeling armbar, Correa swings her body around and catches her with a kick! Correa released from the hold and off the ropes, hits Dain with a swinging neckbreaker. 

 

Colin: Correa not letting go of Dain's neck and rolls into a Fisherman Suplex! Dain with a leg trip and takes Correa down, going to lock in a Regal Stretch. Correa makes it to the ropes, Dain lets go. Correa sitting on the top rope, feet planted on the middle, Correa launches herself with a shoulder tackle. Correa rolling and up with dropkick! Dain spilled out to the outside, Correa with a Tope Con Giro! Correa throwing fists now.

 

1!

 

Bianca: Correa with a double-arm DDT. Dain looks a bit worse for the wear. 

 

2!

 

Colin: Correa throws Dain back into the ring now and back in herself. Correa gets Dain into a Fireman's Carry, Dain coming to and wrapping her legs around Correa's right arm, getting her hands around Correa's head and into a modified Octopus Stretch! You can't give Kira Dain too much time to figure herself out or she's gonna find her opening. Correa kneeling down, I think Dain might be getting the upper hand and NO! CORREA TRYING TO CREATE SOME COIL FOR HERSELF AND OPERATION DRAGON!

 

Bianca: It's a hell of a reversal, and amazing use of the body. Dain able to roll her body though and hits Correa with an Air Raid Crash! Both of them are down! This has been a propulsive match and you can see the exhaustion in both women. 

 

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

 

Colin: And Correa crawling! She throws herself on top of Dain!

 

1!

2!

 

Bianca: Dain reverses the pin!

 

1!

2!

 

Colin: Correa pushes her body and by extension Dain's body 180 degrees, cover for the pin!

 

1!

2!

 

Bianca: Dain's shoulder is up. Correa showing some frustration. It hasn't been an entirely long match but it's been consistently energetic and big moves and reversals, Correa taking a moment to breathe and recenter, Dain gets up and Correa off the ropes, coming back around and jumping up for the Facebuster DAIN CATCHES HER INTO A POWERBOMB! Dain going to the legs and going for the inverted Boston Crab, locks it in, and Correa struggling! Trying to get to the ropes.

 

Colin: Dain trying to pull Iris away from the ropes...unsuccessful! Iris makes it to the ropes! Hands up on the bottom, on the middle, pushing back now and sits on Dain! Dain gets up before the count can start but CORREA HITS A 360 DEGREE FACECRUSHER! 20/20! Down for the pin.

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Iris Correa wins by Pinfall with the 20/20!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded 3 points, the Eye-Con IRIS CORREA!

 

Colin: Correa getting Dain up and helping her out. The two of them put on an insane show. 

 

Bianca: And we're here at the final match, between Daria Donner and Tragedeigh! Both of them have a past with Kalpana, so I'm sure we're in for some shenanigans. Ash take us away!

 

 

Ash: The final match of the night is scheduled for one fall and counts towards points in the Round Robin!

 

The keyboard opening for "Song for the Dead" by Queens of the Stone Age blares as the lights go red and the titantron shows a shocked turn to camera meme, that turns into an explosion. The guitar kicks in, with the lights flashing between red and white and small fireworks going off in time with the drums. Once the drum riff leads into the frenetic guitar/drum interplay Daria charges down the ring like a madwoman. The fireworks continue to go off in time with the drums and Daria charges right through the ring sliding through the ropes, into a front flip and an Ultimate Warrior style rope shaking after which she lets out a scream.

 

 

Ash: First! From Rehoboth, Delaware, the Delaware Daredevil, DARIA DONNER!

 

The Lights Go completely Out, then a Single Spotlight hits the Stage. Nightwish "Phantom of the Opera" cues up and Tragedeigh sweeps her arms up as if conducting the crescendo. The fans sing along. The spotlight follows her down the ramp as she keeps her arms open. She enters the ring and bows sweeping. The lights come on at this time.

 

 

Ash: And her opponent! From Edina, Minnesota, the Gen Z Dramaturge, TRAGEDEIGH!

 

The bell rings.

 

Colin: And Daria starts with a quick kick combo! Unloading on Tragedeigh with two lefts and a right. Throwing Tragedeigh off the ropes and snaps her back with a hurricanrana! Tragedeigh tumbles, but lands in a pose, which Daria takes as an opening to hit a running knee strike and Tragedeigh deftly sidestepping! Daria catches a body full of rope for her trouble, Tragedeigh catches her into belly to back suplex. Tragedeigh with a corkscrew splash and a solid landing! Picks Donner up with a corkscrew fisherman suplex! Tragedeigh with a dramatic bow into a legdrop. Donner rolls herself up and comes barreling across the ring, back elbow strike! 

 

Bianca: Donner took that barrage like a champ, Colin.

 

Colin: And Tragedeigh also showing that she can have substance in her style. Pirouette kick by Tragedeigh and sweeps Daria's leg, going for a standing swanton but Donner rolls out of the way! Donner answers with a basement dropkick. 

 

Bianca: Daria not playing to the crowd or mocking them, today she's all business as she hits a snapmare, has Tragedeigh in a headlock and applying some significant pressure now! Tragedeigh fighting to the ropes and throwing some bows! It's enough for Daria to be made to let go and Tragedeigh back off the ropes with a corkscrew crossbody! Daria pushes her off before we can get a 1-count. Daria mounting and here come the fists, Tragedeigh definitely going through it now and trying to catch her breath. Daria with the arm wringer flip and standing moonsault splash. She's going to be causing a whole lotta damage, Colin! 

 

Colin: Tragedeigh rolls her off before any kind of count, jumping headbutt! That's using your brain.

 

Bianca: Ugh.

 

Colin: Tragedeigh picks Donner up now, belly to belly suplex. Daria rolls back and up on her feet, Tragedeigh charging now but moonsault fallaway slam by Donner!

 

1!

 

Bianca: Tragedeigh gets her leg on the ropes, Donner lets go. Tragedeigh with a flurry of boxing punches, and a roundhouse kick! Donner up, the tie-up, Tragedeigh with an arm wrench and headscissors! Locked it into a Rousey armbar! Donner easily to the ropes and Tragedeigh lets go.

 

Colin: The problem with an armbar like that is it keeps the rest of your limbs available. 

 

Bianca: Too true. Donner makes it to the apron, Tragedeigh tries to charge her but Donner jumps and sunset flip powerbomb!

 

1!

2!

 

Colin: Tragedeigh rolls it back to reverse!

 

1!

 

Bianca: Donner picks her up and spinning blue thunder bomb! Unbelievable! Donner lets out a Warrior Scream and she's flying off the ropes, Blockbuster! This woman is on fire! And now the Warrior shake at the ropes!

 

Colin: But don't count Tragedeigh out...she's rolling up and coming in for a crossbody, WAIT DARIA CATCHES AND LOOKING FOR A SPINNING POWERSLAM DOUBLE WAIT KALPANA FROM UNDER THE RING

 

 

Colin: She trips Donner! Tragedeigh befalls Donna...literally! Into the cover, Andra doesn't see Kalpana holding Donner's legs-

 

1!

2!

3!

 

Tragedeigh wins by Pinfall with the Assisted Splash Pin!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner and awarded three points, Tragedeigh!

 

Tragedeigh takes a microphone.

 

Tragedeigh: What treachery is this?

 

Kalpana: Treachery? I helped my teammate, or have you already forgotten the Uncertain Future?

 

Tragedeigh: Your skies are blue, but your heart has gone black / What I wouldn't give to have my friend back-

 

Kalpana: Do I really have to be subject to one of your poetry slams? It was bad enough I stayed under that filthy ring for you.

 

Tragedeigh: We do not win like this!

 

Kalpana: You are a child. I sat in the room and you asked about villainy but let's be real, you don't have the stomach for it. You may get over in this half-horse town but I am an international and interplanetary icon. The real tragedy here is you thinking you're a marquee player. You've only survived this far off good graces and fine friends, but that's over. Because once Daria Donner is gone I am going to make your life-

 

Daria: I'm still in the ring, boo. 

 

Daria starts brawling with Kalpana, and Tragedeigh helps her out. The three begin to brawl when Morgan Maverick charges the ring.

 

 

Bianca: It's becoming pure chaos! This whole event these four have been at each other in some way shape and form, not even or at this point! Wait-here comes the boss lady!

 

Leila Blake walks down with a microphone and she is PISSED.

 

 

Leila: ENOUGH! You four have caused me so much trouble! Between you and Rade you've managed to turn what was supposed to be our weeks of triumph into an absolute shitshow. 

 

Bianca: Oh I never thought I'd hear boss lady curse.

 

Leila: The four of you will fight tomorrow in a cell match. Anyone who interferes in this match WILL BE FIRED AFTER THIS EVENT. So Zora Luthor and Imogen, you two had better not show yourselves during this cell match. If you four engage in any physical aggression with each other except for unsanctioned times for the remainder of the W2, you will NOT be welcomed back for next year's W2! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

 

The four women nod and pull away from each other.

 

Leila: And Rade and Ann Lee. If you show up in the ring for any match that is not your own for the remainder of the W2, I will ship you back to the indiest of indie federations. You'll be performing in middle schools. I have spoken.

 

Leila Blake leaves the ring.

 

Colin: Leila has put the hammer down. And I can't blame her...the merger has been steadily imploding right before our faces. So tomorrow, these four are going to need to deal with this. See what happens then everyone. Until then, I am Colin McRae.

 

Bianca: And I am Bianca Diaz. Thanks for watching.

 

FADE TO BLACK