FEBRUARY 8, 2025

TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA

 

 

Breaking Benjamin "So Cold" plays through the arena as the crowd cheers. PRESIDENT LEILA BLAKE enters the arena.

 

 

 

 

 

Leila: I want to thank all of you for coming today, one week before your big event. This expansion has caused some...unexpected extra costs I was not prepared for. With that in mind, and with the frankly unfortunate ending of the iconic institution Circus Vexeira, we happened upon some luck that some of their top financiers has expressed interest in redirecting their money into other federations. We were able to bend their ear and set up this extra event. We want to thank you all for being here. Today, we won't be putting any titles on the line as we don't want to jeopardize the title scene we have going for next week, but we're going to highlight a few of our more intense match types for which the winners will be given briefcases to call their shots at a later time. The only competitors who are not here are going to be in our Monarch of the Mat match, which will air as a special presentation before Madness this week. And we hope that this showcase will convince some of you to see the future in our federation.

 

 

The crowd cheers.

 

 

Leila: But you're not here to hear me, so let me introduce you to my wonderful announcing team, Colin McRae and Bianca Diaz. 

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Hello Toronto, Ontario, Canada! We are beyond proud to make this journey to the country where wrestling is royalty and dynasties are built, and make our mark on that legacy.

 

 

Bianca: On royalty and dynasties, we are going to be crowning our Monarch of the Mat in this event.

 

 

Colin: Hell yes. So let's not waste anymore time. Let's get this going!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ash Greaves enters the ring next to Andra Jones as other officials begin to roll out the coffins.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a Pentacles match! You eliminate your opponents by enclosing them in the coffin and having the referee roll them away! While the coffin is in transit by the referee, no one else can be eliminated and elimination attempts can only resume once she has returned. There are no other rules. The winner is the last person not wheeled out of the match! 

 

 

The lights go completely dark and show an alternating shadow as if to be the silhouette of prison bars. Lou Bison storms out coldly to Korn "Did My Time." 

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: First, from Alcatraz, weighing in at 288 pounds, the Jailbird, LOU BISON!

 

 

Colin: Bison is no stranger to putting people in coffins, Bianca. A stone cold gaze and a killer instinct. But he's not the only one in this match fitting that description.

 

 

Bianca: I wouldn't want to be across from him, that's for sure.

 

 

The lights become like police sirens as DMX "Ruff Ryders Anthem" plays. H. Dog comes out strutting and dancing a bit in his most white-boy wannabe gangster way. 

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From Oakland, California, weighing in at 274 pounds, H. Dog!

 

 

DNCE "Cake by the Ocean" plays as the lights become more as a rave. Syndy Sweet comes out fist pumping and yelling at the fans.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From San Diego, California, Sinful Syndy Sweet!

 

 

The lights in the arena go black as the sound of wind whipping through can be faintly heard.  Abruptly a guitar chord kicks from the opening of Archenemy - Handshake with Hell in as dim red light fills every corner of the the arena.  Thick fog billows out from the entryway as the music swell, fire erupting at the edges of the stage.  Gozu strides out through the fog, his figure silhouetted by lighting from behind him.  

Gozu takes his time stalking toward the ring one pace at a time, and upon reaching the ring walks up the steps and up onto the apron.  Fog seeping out from under the ring as he reaches it.  Gozu push down the top rope and steps over it to enter and takes a few measured paces before sprinting to the far ring corner.

Gozu grabs the turnbuckle as the music reaches a fever pitch and slams his head down into the turnbuckle cover several times.  Each impact sending a pillar of pyro firing out of the ring posts.  Gozu turns and drops into a crouching position in the same corner as the music fades out and the venue lights come back up.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From parts unknown, weighing in at 320 pounds, GOZU!

 

 

Colin: Gozu was extremely dominant in his first singles match and punched his ticket to the Four Chambers match a week from today. Let's see if he can replicate that success here. But coming out is another man in that match looking to get the belt around his waist, and if they both clean out their relative chambers they'll be squaring each other for the belt.

 

 

The lights suddenly cut out for a brief moment and explode and strobe to the heavy riff of Soundgarden’s Outshined. The crowd is on their feet in support of the Kid they identify with. The Hometown Hero and the Kross town Rival. Twisted Kid Kross.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: Ladies and gentlemen, from the depths of despair and depravity of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, in Sunnyvale Nova Scotia Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds, your hometown hero and their cross town rival, Twisted Kiiiiiddddd Kross!!  

 

 

Kid Kross saunters down to the ring with his flashy blue and green vest with a facial depiction of “the green bastard”, a local Sunnyvale wrestler. He has his aviators on carrying a hockey stick over his shoulder. His long hair flowing behind him. Kid Kross kneels down In the ring with his arms out to the side as the music hits the chorus “ Show me the power child I’d like to say, that I’m down on my knees today”. He pops back up when the lyrics say “it gives the butterflies, gives me away until I’m up on my feet again”. He climbs to the second rope and raises his stick in unison with “OUTSHINED, OUTSHINED, OUTSHINED, OUTSHINED!”  

 

 

Ash: Kid Kross!, the one we’ve all been waiting for! He’s here to take  professional wrestling by storm!

 

 

Bianca: Kross carries the mark of the Green Bastard on him, a wrestler that many here are familiar with. Kross must feel pretty good being back on Canadian soil for this match.

 

 

Kid Kross stares intently at the curtain awaiting his next challenge. Ready to prove himself to his fans and the rest of the wrestling world. The soundtrack shifts abruptly to I Fight Dragons "Money" as Cassandra Cash walks out in a velour suit, holding her briefcase of money and yelling at the fans that this means she doesn't have to listen to them anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: And finally, from Popondeutta, New Guinea, Ms. Dirty Money, CASSANDRA CASH!

 

 

Colin: Up until this time last week we knew her as Cass O'Wary, but Zora Luthor paid her off to throw her match and give up her title, promised better things would be coming but this Saturday she's in a Tables Gauntlet to even get close to the top belt, so I'm not sure the gambit paid off. 

 

 

Bianca: No, but it seems that she cares more about what's in that briefcase now, and doesn't seem to be complaining. I get it. 

 

 

The bell rings.

 

 

Bianca: Gozu grappling Bison and we already have a Kyouki Driver! Wasting no time with the big moves. Syndy Sweet leapfrogs over Gozu and elbow drop into Bison and kick to the midsection. Cash with a headlock and punches to Kross, then decides to join in on the beating down of Bison, a little spin and there's the Cashout! 

 

 

Colin: Getting those solid attacks in early, you love to see it. Sweet with a swinging neckbreaker to Kross. Bison able to get away from his own beatdown to throw some stomps on Kross as well. Cash noticing that Dog has been pretty silent in this match and slaps him awake. Bison has the same realization and brutal spinebuster to Dog.

 

 

Bianca: Bison starting to get on a tear now and hits Sweet with the Spinebuster as well! Runs back to Dog and absolutely decimates him with that Manslaughter Boot! Dog falls outside and rolls off the coffin! Cash ends Bison's momentum with a running dropkick sending him outside as well. Dog digging around and looks like he's found an urn!

 

 

Colin: Bison says no sir and spears him into the side of the coffin, Dog drops the urn! Kross whomps Gozu with a dropkick, Gozu lifts him up. Cash goes for the dive outside and DOG CATCHES HER, FRONT SLAM INTO THE COFFIN! Sweet clearly not heeding the lesson of Cash and she goes for the dive now and Cash boots her! Gozu finally drops Kross with the chokeslam!

 

 

Bianca: The urn finds its way into the ring somehow and Gozu takes a moment to chuck it out full force, catching Bison in the head with it! Cass gets herself up on the coffin, takes a run into the ring for a springboard to Kross, Kross catches her and Samoan Drop! Bison grabs the urn back and rolls into the ring. Dog reaches under his hat and pulls out his brass knucks. This is going to get gruesome quick. Lou with a quick gut kick to Gozu. Dog into the ring now. Lou tries to hit Cash with the urn SHE DUCKS IT AND BURNING HAMMER HOLD...FIRE SALE! HITS CASH WITH THE FIRE SALE! She's taking him to the edge, may be looking to get him buried...she opens a coffin and starts to push him in, but he bangs her head on the lid.

 

 

Colin: Kross trying to get Bison while his back is turned and Bison meets him with a fist. H. Dog with a running forearm shot to Cash and Sweet behind Dog for a Sweet Release! Gozu throws Kross off the ropes and tries to catch Kross but the duck, Springboard and KROSS OVER TO GOZU! Kross tries to dump Gozu over NO CASH RUNS AT HIM AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPE WITH THE CASHOUT! Bison coming out the ropes after Kross and Kross POWERBOMBS HIM ONTO THE COFFIN! GOOD LORD! 

 

 

Bianca: Bison grappling Kross and Dog coming out for the dive, Kross moves and Dog barrels into Bison! They both hit the barricade! Someone ask Dog if he knows what year it is. Dog on his feet and flips Kross into the barricade! Dog runs up, bounces on the coffin onto the top rope and springboard forearm to Cash! Kross HAS HIS HOCKEY STICK!

 

 

Colin: In the ring Sweet with a low blow to Gozu. Bison makes his way in and is met with a kick by Cassandra Cash. Sweet follows that kick up with a whip outside. Sweet gets a Coffin open and arm whips Bison into it but he gets out quickly. Cash rolls out of the ring to get her briefcase. She gonna pay someone to let her bury them? Sweet going to try again and bashes Bison's head into the coffin...but Bison smashes it back. Bison back in the ring and a mid kick to Gozu and a jab. 

 

 

Bianca: Sweet digs under the apron and finds a baking sheet. She's fairly familiar with this. Kross with a devastating piledriver to Bison! Cash whangs Gozu across the face with the briefcase! And now she drives it over his head! Is that what they call a money shot? Gozu grabs the briefcase from Cash. Kross tries to wrest the knucks from Dog and gets a mid kick for his troubles. Bison charges Cash and she sends him over the rope with a back body drop! Bison thumps against the coffin and Cash rolls down to close him in. She opens the lid and gets him in but he hits her with the lid and rolls back out.

 

 

Colin: And Dog drops Kross with the knucks! Cash on the apron to a slap from Sweet. And Dog catches Sweet with the knuckles! Gozu with a quick punch to Dog to throw him off his game. And Kross thanks Gozu with a dropkick. Gozu responds with a Powerbomb. Bison finally gets the knucks off Dog and gives him a taste of his own medicine! Dog stumbles, Kross tries to take advantage and Dog still able to catch him into a suplex.

 

 

Bianca: Bison whips Cash over the coffins, and now it's his turn to try the elimination, gets Cash in and starting to close the lid but Cash pushes him out. H. Dog with a rollicking big boot to Gozu! Gozu sent outside but finds a scepter! And Kross Over to Dog sending him outside too! Kross gets him in the coffin and H. Dog almost fights out but KROSS CLOSES THE LID! WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!

 

 

H. Dog is eliminated by Kid Kross.

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: The Dog is going back to the pound, and there goes Andra with him. Remember, until Andra returns, no one else can be eliminated so this is just going to be a brawl. Bison grabs a steel chain. He attempts to whip Gozu with it but Gozu uses it to drive him into a ripcord knee strike. Bison and Cash decide to double punch Gozu NO HE LOCKS BOTH OF THEM IN THE FULL NELSON AND DOUBLE DEVIL'S DESCENT! GOOD GOD!

 

 

Colin: Syndy Sweet uses this opportunity to rollick Cash with a deadlift gutwrench suplex. Kid Kross lifts Cash up and Sunnyvale Suplex! I'm dizzy just watching. Gozu hits Sweet with a Powerbomb! Bison with a stalling suplex to Sweet, and Gozu follows that with a Bionic Elbow. Kross joins in on the team up and KROSS TOWN FROWN! Sweet looks completely crumpled. Bison stomping Sweet out, hooks her up and BISONTENNIAL! Cash runs at Bison and spin kick. And she also gets her stomp in on Sweet. Sweet finally back to her feet and a punch to Gozu, but Bison just drives Sweet right back down with a headlock driver.

 

 

Bianca: Kross punches Bison. Sweet with the poison rana to Kross, I'm surprised she's back on her feet. And Andra almost back. Lou Bison with a Celtic War Hammer to Kross and Andra Jones is back which means eliminations are on the table again! BISONTENNIAL TO KROSS! And Bison takes a running boot to Cash as well. Cash responds with an eye rake. Bison with a bionic elbow to Sweet. Gozu gets a punch in on Bison, and a POP UP POWERBOMB TO THE COFFIN! Gozu opens the lid and slams Bison inside! Bison closed in! That's all she wrote!

 

 

Lou Bison is eliminated by Gozu!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Back to the clink for Bison. Kross with a quick kick to Cash, Cash with a couple quick kicks to Gozu. Sweet with a running neckbreaker to Cash, and an eye rake to Gozu. Cash joining in with a mid punch to Gozu. Sweet turns her attention to Kross and running headscissors! Cashout to Syndy Sweet! 

 

 

Bianca: Nobody wanting to give an inch now, and Gozu quick punch to Kross. Exchanging blows. Cash tries to get in there and big mistake as Goku rocks her with a pop up powerbomb! Follows it up by rocking her with a Cobra Clutch Bulldog! And Sweet gives Cash a leg stomp, Kross picks Cash up for a DDT, and Sweet hits Kross with a Russian Leg Sweep!

 

 

Colin: Goku is smart to just survey this for now. Kross kicks Cash as he gets up and Sweet punches Gozu. Syndy Sweet with a sweeping neckbreaker to Kross and a fist drop to Cash. Cash gets up and punches Gozu, because it makes sense to anger the one person who wasn't hitting you.

 

 

Bianca: Cash and Sweet with a double DDT to Gozu! Cash and Sweet shake hands to solidify NOPE HANDSHAKE AGREEMENT BY CASH TO SWEET! And GOZU WITH A KYOUKI DRIVER TO KROSS! Sweet struggling to get up but kicks Gozu in the shins. And Cash with a spinning brainbuster to Gozu! And she looks but sees Andra's not back quite yet. Cash and Sweet with a double kick to Gozu but Kross hits them both with a DDT! Gozu drops Cash with a ripcord lariat!

 

 

Colin: Gozu gets Kross with the ripcord lariat next! Andra's almost back. Cash with the eye rake to Sweet. Gozu with the sky high chokeslam to Kross just as Andra makes it back! Gozu opens the coffin and chokeslams Kross in again, the lid shutting itself with the impact! Kross is out!

 

 

Kid Kross is eliminated by Gozu!

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: And poor Andra just got here! But Kross has to be brought away and we're back to the brawl portion of this with half the competitors gone. Syndy Sweet whacks Gozu with the chain! And she wraps the chain around Gozu's neck and uses it to do a form of a corkscrew neckbreaker! Simply brutal!!

 

 

Colin: Cassandra Cash drives the briefcase into Syndy Sweet's face! And a stomp to Gozu! Sweet takes the chain and ties it around Gozu's leg as she gets up, lifts up and SLAMMING THE LEG INTO THE GROUND! Cash joins in with a stomp on Gozu. Somehow he still contains his composure and pulls Cash down with him. And Cash hooks Sweet's leg as she goes down, everyone on the mat now. This match has taken so much out of these competitors. And in a week they have to do it all again. Sweet gets herself up first and mounts Gozu with some punches. And Cash pushes her off to get her own punches in on Gozu. And Gozu with a driving headbutt to get Cash off him, and Cash is bleeding! 

 

 

Bianca: Sweet taking advantage now and a punch in the wound! Cash punches her back! Gozu with his own punch into Cash's wound! Sweet back on Gozu choking him with the chain! And she uses it now as a ripcord for a low blow kick! Gozu creaking his neck, starting to look like Sweet realizes she made a grievous error, DEVIL'S DESCENT! Sweet getting up with a shin kick to get Gozu away. And Cash with a double arm bulldog! Gozu looking at her now, Sky High Chokeslam! Sweet takes the opportunity to hit him with a front dropkick. These two are smart taking essentially a 2 on 1 approach with the monstrous Gozu.

 

 

Colin: But he is managing his own, as he pulls Cash into a ripcord lariat. And now a second ripcord lariat. Cash clearly exhausted but she rocks Gozu with a scoop slam! And Cash charges Sweet with a single leg dropkick! Gozu getting slowly to his feet and big boot to Cash! These three might die for real before Andra returns! Sweet with a small punch to Gozu. Cash tries to throw a lariat to Gozu but he picks her up into a Spinebuster and Andra is back! 

 

 

Bianca: Cash with a pop up flatliner. It's clear she is having trouble getting up from her own move and Sweet face washes. And Sweet with the Sweet Release suplex to Gozu that looks like he's struggling to get up from. And Syndy Sweet manages to push Gozu into the coffin and that's gonna be it for him. 

 

 

Gozu is eliminated by Syndy Sweet!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: And we're down to the final two. Sweet with a short arm lariat to Cash, and locking in the Baker's Dirty Dozen. It's not gonna end the match but damn if it won't put Cash in a place of serious duress. Cash bites Syndy's arm and punches her in the cut! Ripcord into the Handshake Agreement! She's looking to get Syndy into the last coffin but Andra isn't back yet, Cash looks towards the ramp and Syndy pulls her down by the legs with the chain! Syndy slides out of the ring and wishbones Cash into the steel post! And she tries it again but Cash gets her legs around Syndy's head and drives her into the post! She's just holding her there! 

 

 

Bianca: Syndy elbows Cash on the leg and she lets her go. Syndy whips Cash's right leg into the post! Cash whips her left leg into the side of Syndy's head! Cash trying to get up now. Syndy up to the apron and Cash flips her into the ring. Syndy with a gut punch. They're both hobbling as they go punch for punch. Cash's suitcase it turns out is empty as she face washes Syndy with it in the corner. Syndy punches her off. Cash attempts a punch but Syndy spins her around with the Sweet Release! Syndy with a chest stomp. 

 

 

Colin: And we can see Andra start to emerge as these two just destroy each other. Cash with a high speed trip and Syndy faceplants! Syndy slowly rolls to her feet and face stomp! And a kick to the side of the head! Face wash again. And as Andra finally makes it to the ring, Cassandra Cash picks Syndy up and rolls her into a Fire Sale! She kicks her out to apron by the remaining coffin, opens the lid, and dumps her inside! It's over! WHAT A MATCH!

 

 

Syndy Sweet is eliminated by Cassandra Cash!

 

 

  

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, Cassandra Cash!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Cassandra Cash wins mostly clean, showing us she still has it in her.

 

 

Bianca: And this gives her the first medal to cash in for a title shot! We've got much more chaos coming right at you!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: And we've got Lucie "Tiger" Rossi also in the audience, she's currently showing out in the training center and hopes to make her debut soon. 

 

 

Bianca: So this next match, the What Four. Let's go into it. Four people enter an underground pit style scenario, and the last one standing takes the win. That's basically the ball game. So Ash, care to kick us off?

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a What Four Match. The only way to eliminate your opponent is by knockout. The winner will be the last one standing.

 

 

Bianca: Because this is more of a street fight situation, we're bare bonesing the entrances here. 

 

 

Silverchair "Freak" plays as Deke the Freak comes out in tie dye trunks.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: First, from Unalaska, Alaska, weighing in at 277 pounds, Deke the Freak!

 

 

Bianca: It's ironic. We thought that Deke and Diddy in a match together would be the weirdest thing to ever occur and yet this is the match Leila Blake has chosen for them. Well, here comes the man now.

 

 

Puff Daddy "All About the Benjamins" plays as P. Diddy Sean Combs comes out in golden trunks with "Diddy" on them and his picture on each leg.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From New York City, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds, the Comeback Kid, P. Diddy Sean Combs!

 

 

System of a Down "Question!" plays as Question Mark Vraag comes out in colorful Question themed trunks and his usual mask.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From Nijmegen, Netherlands, weighing in at 207 pounds, Question Mark Vraag!

 

 

Colin: I wasn't sure if we were finally going to get to see Mark's face, but luchas gonna lucha.

 

 

Three Days Grace "Animal I Have Become" plays as Jaguar King enters the arena in purple Jaguar-spotted trunks that have golden crown designs at the leg cut off.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: And finally, from New York, New York, weighing in at 248 pounds, Jaguar King!!

 

 

Colin: He may be the best suited of the four of these for this match, let's see how this goes.

 

 

The bell rings.

 

 

Bianca: And Diddy shuffling his foot steps a bit, dancing around the pit, looking for his first hit and takes King down with the Sean Combs Shuffle! Deke grapples Vraag and a quick headbutt! Freak steps back and running around like a chicken, blasts King with the Kinshasa and jumps over his crumpled body to hit Vraag as well! 

 

 

Colin: Not how I envisioned this going for sure. Diddy stomps King and Vraag quick on his feet to hurricanrana Freak! King grabs Diddy's foot and Dragon Whip...Vraag gets Freak's head in his arm, Freak licks his arm a bit and Vraag wrecks him with the Disculpe! Look out Vraag, King with a solid spear! And Diddy stomping Vraag out a bit as well.

 

 

Bianca: Jaguar King loading it up...CORONATION KICK! Vraag is downed! 

 

 

Question Mark Vraag is eliminated by Jaguar King with the Coronation Kick!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: And that was a somewhat quick knockout for Vraag. Diddy still managed to sneak in that nasty oil and covering his fist in it, whams King with the Puff Daddy Punch! King stumbles back and Freak comes at him but King still able to duck and get him with a low kick. And a Puff Daddy Punch to Freak.

 

 

Bianca: Freak doesn't seem to mind and licks the oil off his face! Is that nontoxic?

 

 

Colin: I hope so. It seems to have charged him up, he's running around like a loon, Freakout to King! Sean Combs Shuffle to Deke! Deke gets back up to his feet and a fist drop to King. Deke turns around, a huge kick to his stomach by Diddy and BENJAMIN BOMB! Deke is downed and it rains down money on him.

 

 

Deke the Freak is eliminated by Diddy with the Benjamin Bomb!

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: We're down to the King of Hip Hop and the King of the Urban Jungle. A Fight for New York, if you will. Diddy hits his neckbreaker. King up quickly and a brutal short-arm lariat. Diddy sprays King in the eyes with the Drizzle! King vision blurry misses his first two punches on Diddy but gets him with the third. 

 

 

Colin: Gets King with the Bad Boy Bulldozer and the Notorious Neckbreaker! Benjamin Bomb seals the deal!

 

 

Jaguar King is eliminated by Diddy with the Benjamin Bomb as money rains down on him!

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, the Comeback Kid, P. Diddy Sean Combs!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Great. He's going to be even more unbearable now.

 

 

Bianca: As we're not leaving the arena area until the day is done, we're just gonna jump to the next match. And it says we have a Bloodstar Match happening but I only see four names on the list?

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Nope, that's what's happening. I guess we might be in for a treat. Let's take it down to Ash.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a Bloodstar Match! The only way to eliminate your opponent is to make them bleed, and the last person standing will be the winner!

 

 

Idlewild "Listen to What You've Got" plays as Axel walks in, shadowboxing to boos.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: First, from Scunthorpe, England, weighing in at 200 pounds, Beautiful British Brutality, AXEL!

 

 

Henry Mancini "The Pink Panther" Theme plays. Everyone looks to the ramp but no one's there. Zeke the Sneak pops in from under the ring.

 

 

Colin: Gets me every time.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 200 pounds we think, Zeke the Sneak!

 

 

Bianca: Zeke always just misses weigh-in, or rather he's there then gone. 

 

 

A swirling mass of lights surrounds the stage and ramp creating a tunnel of sorts. The Birthday Massacre "Science" plays as a colorful man with blue beard and science themed robe enters. This is Hadron.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From Geneva, Switzerland, weighing in at 222 pounds, HADRON!

 

 

Colin: Hadron competed for the Eurasian Title at W2 in the same type of match and came short. Let's see how he does here.

 

 

Smoke fills the arena as a figure walks in, seeming to appear and disappear almost as if moving in strobe. Godsmack "I Stand Alone" plays during this. Lightning hits the corner of the turnbuckles.

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From the darkest forests where fear and darkness are friends, weighing in at 165 pounds, the Shit Talking Dominant, BLACK SABER!

 

 

Bianca: Is this the surprise entrant?

 

 

Colin: He was probably surprised he's in this match, but no, he's on the list. Black Saber. Which means we have no idea what's coming next...

 

 

The ring fills with darkness and smoke. This Gift is a Curse "Deceiver" plays.

 

 

Bianca: Wait...I knew we had some people from Circus here today. But...are we actually getting one in the match?

 

 

Bianca's question is answered as Damian Blackheart appears in the ring. 

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: From the Silk Road, London, weighing in at 228 pounds, the Empiric, DAMIAN! BLACKHEART!!

 

 

The bell rings. 

 

 

Colin: The plague doctor is in the house, which means that you should all wash up after this match. The question is, is this a special appearance or is this a new face that we're going to be contending with?

 

 

Bianca: The answer may be "yes", Colin. And the Plague Doctor starts with a punch to Axel, and off the ropes, Rolling Cutter! Sneak...doesn't appear to be in the ring? Oh, he's back with a pipe! Hadron with a quick stomp to Axel. And Plague Doctor now holds his mask in his hand. Hadron tries to grab the mask from Damian and Damian gut kicks him. 

 

 

Colin: Saber grabs the pipe from Zeke and whangs him in the back of the head. And Saber taking the pipe to Blackheart's rins. Axel tries to headbutt Blackheart but meets Blackheart's mask instead! And Axel is already bleeding! 

 

 

Axel is eliminated by Damian Blackheart!

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: Blackheart keeping the momentum going, fist but to Hadron. Saber with the spinebuster to Damian! Hadron with a stomp to Damian. Damian and Hadron hit a Double DDT to Sneak! Damian off the ropes and a huge knee strike to Hadron! Already bloodlet! There goes Hadron!

 

 

Hadron is eliminated by Damian Blackheart!

 

 

 

 

 

Colin: Butterfly Piledriver by Black Saber to Damian Blackheart! And continuing up with a Poison Rana! Keeping the pressure going, going for the pipe to the head! Zeke sneaking up and Axe Kick to Damian Blackheart! Blackheart looks Zeke dead in the eye and Scalpel Kick in return! Zeke lands on the mask and is busted open!

 

 

Zeke the Sneak is eliminated by Damian Blackheart!

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: Blackheart has been dominant this whole match and only one person left that's avoided his wrath and bionic elbow to the head of Black Saber! And Saber hits the opponent with a flying knee leaving him groggy! Whack to Damian's calf making him crouch...off the ropes and Springboard Stomp! Getting in the Shooting Star now! Welcome to the Sabernation!

 

 

Colin: Trip to Saber, and gets to his feet for a Scalpel Kick! Headbutt by Damian! Saber brings back the pipe! Getting the pipe and running it into Blackheart's head! Blackheart is bleeding! He made it through the match just to get Saber's wrath.

 

 

Damian Blackheart is eliminated by Black Saber!

 

 

 

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, BLACK SABER!

 

 

 

 

 

Bianca: And Saber wins but he's not satisfied! He's continuing to get the pipe and Hadron steps in as Blackheart gets his way out, HADRON TAKES THE BEATING! SABER ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING HADRON! Oh no! That chain from earlier is still under the ring, and Saber TIES THE LEGS UP AND DRIVING HADRON INTO THE POST! KICKING HADRON'S LEGS! HE GRABS THE STEPS AND RUNS IT INTO THE LEGS OF HADRON! HADRON SCREAMING IN PAIN! SABER SLAMMING THEM INTO THE POLES! I DON'T THINK HADRON IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IN FRIDAY AS THE AMBULANCE IS HERE! AND SABER GOES TO FIGHT THEM AND STARTS THROWING FISTS AT EMTS! Someone tazes Saber to end this chaos and wheels Hadron out. What brutality. And we have no Cristel to go back to so we have to continue on. 

 

 

 

Colin: The Platypus in the Water, seems fitting. Wiski is thrown a stein by a fan and she whacks Kylie with it! And she whacks Normal with it! Blood Drawn gets one! Stein shots for everyone! Blood Drawn shoots her a look and gets side swiped by a stiff punch from SM Heartbreaker! Blood Drawn throws the stein in the water, and Wiski slaps him. Norman tries to clothesline SM over, SM hanging on and barely misses the water. Rolling back in.

 

Bianca: Blood Drawn with a solid running sidewalk slam to Sprinkl! Single leg dropkick from Sour to Kylie. Sprinkl with a headscissors to Normal! Sprinkl loses his footing and falls into the drink!

 

Sprinkl accidentally eliminates himself!

 

 

Bianca: Yeah, that checks. At least he has a floaty. Wiski with a quick punch to Blood. Norman off the ropes...here comes the wave, as he tells SM Hello Neighbor! SM rolls up and hits Kylie with the Superkick! Kylie with the snap suplex to Wiski, will Wiski complete the chain? Norman Normal off the ropes and Hello Neighbor to Blood Drawn! Blood Drawn plants himself on the ropes and isn't going anywhere but uses the momentum for a brutal shoulder block to Kylie. 

 

Colin: Heartbreaker hits with the Knee to Norman and Norman stays in but SM completes the Instrument of Destruction! Kylie with a low blow to Blood Drawn and mounted punches to Norman! Norman pushes her off just to take a running dropkick by Wiski into the water! 

 

Norman Normal is eliminated by Wiski Sour! 

 

 

Bianca: SM with a Spinning Elbow to Wiski. Kylie joins in with an enziguiri, and goes for the Superkick but catch suplex by Wiski and Kylie is outta here!

 

Kylie Kruel is eliminated by Wiski Sour!

 

 

Colin: Wiski on the turnbuckle cheersing the fans for a second but SM and Blood Drawn take her over the edge into the water!

 

Wiski Sour is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker and Blood Drawn!

 

 

Bianca: And then there were two! SM and Blood Drawn exchanging blows now. SM with a dick kick! Into a jumping DDT! And a Spinning Discus Elbow by Blood! Blood picks SM up...BLOODLINE BREAKER! SM's gear is all wet! 

 

SM Heartbreaker is eliminated by Blood Drawn!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, BLOOD DRAWN!!!

 

 

Bianca: I think Blood having to swim might have been a last straw for him, he's had some unfortunate embarrassments that haven't truly shown his skills, but here he is, showing dominance. Reminding us all why he's here.

 

Colin: And now all we have left is the Forest Match, and then the Monarch of the Mat! 

 

Colin: This is going to be brutal, and we apologize to Greenpeace for the amount of wood lost here, but all shattered wood does get donated to be made to paint chips because we care.

 

 

Ash: The following contest is a Forest Gauntlet Match! We will start with two superstars! As one is put through a table, the next one enters, until we are down to the last person standing!

 

Nightwish "Phantom of the Opera" plays as Tragedeigh comes out. She is obviously conflicted...this crowd isn't singing along and she's not fully sure of what she wants to do.

 

 

Ash: Drawing #1, from Edina, Minnesota, Tragedeigh! 

 

Colin: Tragedeigh is out here, and nobody knows who drew what, and there are some question marks in this match. 

 

The lights go quiet for a second. The arena is silent. Suddenly the lights turn red, and Queens of the Stone Age "Song for the Deaf" starts to play. The crowd LOSES IT.

 

Bianca: NO! WHAT? 

 

Tragedeigh is clearly shocked to as Daria Donner runs out holding an already unfolded table.

 

 

Ash: From Rehoboth, Delaware, the Daredevil Daria Donner!!

 

Colin: She's very clearly still Path, but heard what was happening here and had the week off, so she thought she'd make a pit stop. 

 

Daria Donner places the table down and slides into the ring. The fireworks go off, and the bell rings. Daria hurricanranas Tragedeigh out and she lands through the table.

 

Tragedeigh is eliminated by Daria Donner!

 

Bianca: Just insult to injury. Tragedeigh has had a hell of a time starting at the end of the W2 and it's just getting worse for her. And now this woman comes back and just embarrasses her. 

 

Tragedeigh yells at the referee and pushes an official before walking to the back. Habitually Henry "Capybara" plays as Capybara runs in. (Entrant #3)

 

 

Bianca: Capybara with a quick punch to Daria! He adds two more punches for emphasis. And he sets up a table but leaves it alone. Donner with quick snaps with jabs. Capybara hugs Daria and puts her through the table! 

 

 Daria Donner is eliminated by Capybara!

 

Arctic Monkeys "Brick by Brick" plays as Brick Benson storms into the arena. (Entrant #4)

 

 

Colin: Benson with a solid hammer blow to Capybara! And he sets up a Table...gets Cap up on it, but Cap rolls off. Capybara with a tornado DDT to Benson. Benson up with a stiff mid kick to Capybara. Stiff right punch to Cap! Trading fists now, and Cap with a 1-2.

 

Bianca: Benson with a Saito Slam onto the table but Cap just rolls off and it doesn't break! Benson clearly pissed and pushes the table off to the side, stiff right and stiff left! Cap rolls to the corner and runs forward...Oregon Trail! Benson gets himself up, resets the table and picks Cap up by the throat! Rams him into the post and choke toss...Cap clears the table but lands on his back. Wily rodent.

 

Colin: Cap uses the table to land a dropkick....Benson catches...and INTO THE TABLE! 

 

Capybara is eliminated!

 

JP Spears runs out to Link Wray "Hand Clapper" and high fives the fans. (Entrant #5)

 

 

Bianca: Here comes Spears and he sets up a table, Benson charges him and flapjack! 

 

Brick Benson is eliminated by JP Spears!

 

Colin: And that's a quick slam! The next person coming out...

 

The lights go out. This was not meant to be the order of things. Everything turns red, and Sombras and Mal Sangre appear on the ramp holding Lynx and WildFire, prone. 

 

 

Ralph Silva appears on the screen, showing the wrecked roster. It appears Black Saber has made a temporary truce with them, as they have decimated everyone else.